Showing posts with label Dumber Than A Box Of Rocks. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Dumber Than A Box Of Rocks. Show all posts

Wednesday, December 28, 2011

90 Rounds Of Golf Yet Economy Sucks

BLAME BUSH!

Alinsky is weeping at the sheer incompetence. Even a broken clock is right twice a day.

Not Obama. Not even twice a month. Apparently, not even twice a year. I'm tired. Need I go on? Thank you.

Oh, the economy. Right. Never mind. I'm sorry. FORE!

Thursday, November 17, 2011

Congress Moves To Censor The Internet


The first House of Representatives hearing devoted to a controversial online copyright bill began in an unusual way: with politicians defending themselves from charges that the proposal goes too far.

It's "beyond troubling to hear hyperbolic charges that this bill will open the floodgates to government censorship," Rep. Mel Watt, a North Carolina Democrat, said during a House Judiciary committee hearing this morning.

Claiming that the Stop Online Piracy Act, or SOPA, will transform the United States into "a repressive regime belittles the circumstances under which true victims of tyrannical governments actually live," said Watt, a SOPA sponsor.

SOPA, which was introduced last month in the House to the applause of lobbyists for Hollywood and other large content holders, is designed to make allegedly copyright-infringing Web sites, sometimes called "rogue" Web sites, virtually disappear from the Internet.

"The notion that this bill threatens freedom of information is insupportable," said Rep. John Conyers of Michigan, the committee's senior Democrat and another SOPA sponsor.

Of course, John Conyers, is the same genius that uttered this comment:

"I love these members, they get up and say, ‘Read the bill ... What good is reading the bill if it's a thousand pages and you don't have two days and two lawyers to find out what it means after you read the bill?'"

If Conyers will take a test to prove that he actually understands what is in the bill then I’ll let him pass (this time) on arguably being the dumbest member of Congress. Otherwise his support of this or any bill should make every congressman run in the opposite direction.

Friday, October 14, 2011

Dems Use Sex As Weapon

Jabberin' Joe speaks of more rapes and now Nana Nancy says that Republicans want women to die on the floor.


Jabberin’ said if Obama’s jobs scam didn’t pass he couldn’t promise there wouldn’t be more rapes. Now Nana says if Republicans don’t force taxpayers to subsidize abortions then women will die on the floor. I say we ban hair plugs and botox.

Thursday, October 13, 2011

Just How Dumb Is Joe Biden?

Nobody knows, but...

In Flint, Michigan, Biden Warns Of More Rapes And Murders If Jobs Bill Not Passed


Joe's just helping out the multiple intelligences people. One listen to him and they know where not to look.

Thursday, March 10, 2011

This Breathing Document Is In Pain...

How many stupid statements can Sheila Jackson Lee make in her career?


Thursday, December 16, 2010

John Kerry's Intelligence As Mythical As His Medals

John Kerry. Still lookin' good in his windsurfing spandex. Still married to a dead Republican's wife who is worth 57 gazillion dollars. John Kerry, still a tad iffy on history, dates, times and math.

GOP will paralyze Senate floor with reading of 1,924-page spending bill

“The irony, the hypocrisy of us sitting here with them standing up and saying 'Oh my Gosh, it’s the last minute,' ” he added. “It’s the last minute because they haven’t let us do anything. The game plan is usually to keep preventing things from happening.”

How many Democrat and Independent votes are there in the current Congress Johnny Boy? So, who's preventing who? If you believe your statement true, how pathetic is that?

So Johnny F. are you afraid that if senators actually hear what is in the bill that you might not have enough time to get to your mansion of choice to celebrate the birth of Christ?

Monday, September 27, 2010

"Shame On You Liz Cheney. Go Plan Your Father's Funeral"

So says the twisted Mike Malloy, American radio's answer to Baghdad Bob.



Malloy has packed so many lies and progressive points into less than 4 minutes he would have to spend a year apologizing to all that deserve an apology. What a loser. His career highpoints are CNN and Air America. His career low points are, well, his career.

Sunday, March 21, 2010

Pelosi: HCR Will 'Unleash Entrepreneurial Spirit'

Okay, I thought Kaptur owned the most stupid statement of the day. Oops.

Wednesday, March 10, 2010

Lindsey, Lindsey. Y'all Just Don't Get It.

Obama and the Demos are trying to alter the very basic ideas of the United States and you want to form a gang to help these thugs do as they wish?

Democrats: No thanks to new 'Gang of 14'
Graham said Tuesday that a coalition of Republican and Democratic senators could rescue the Senate from an institutional disaster brought on by the use of the parliamentary maneuver known as reconciliation to finish the health care bill.
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Sen. Graham, the way to a senatorial compromise is through constitutional means and the free market, not through means to first "rescue" your precious Senate in place of rescuing our means of governance.

UPDATE: An emailer suggested a South Carolina resolution, but I disagree.

Monday, February 22, 2010

Scott Brown And Voinovich Vote For Reid's 'Jobs' Bill

Two other Republicans, Collins and Snowe of Maine, did so as well, but Ben Nelson (D) of Nebraska voted against it.

Brown stated he was he was an 'independent' voice. Yeah, right. Just like Obama, he appears to have misled the voters. Cryin' George Voinovich, Collins and Snowe have become known for letting their states and the country down on a regular basis.

The fact that they did so for a stripped down bill that can't possible do what it is supposed to do is one problem. The fact that Reid changed the bill and froze out Republicans is another problem. The third, and most important problem, is that these three make what Reid/Obama/Pelosi are doing to America a bi-partisan effort.

Welcome to the 'dumber than a box of rocks' club Scott. You've squandered any good will in an amazingly fast way.

Tuesday, December 08, 2009

Child, Erection? Same Thing.

Well, except if the Viagra works longer than 4 hours you should go to a doctor while 4 hours after an abortion a child is dead forever and disposed of with the rest of the garbage.

Boxer compares denying women abortion coverage to denying men Viagra
As abortion took center stage in the Senate's historic debate over health care reform, Sen. Barbara Boxer was right in the middle of the fight, provocatively comparing an effort to limit women's access to abortion to restricting men's access to Viagra.

I find it amazing that Madam Boxer is a senator at all. She insults the intelligence of all voters.

Thursday, August 06, 2009

Let's All Help Out Poor CNN

I got this from Barking Moonbat Early Warning System who is asking their readers to help grade the Obama Administration. I'm asking the same and if all 3 of you vote, well, we'll cause a tidal wave of truth.

One piece of advice, remember the few smug self-righteous teachers that liked to humiliate students by pointing out how much smarter, as teachers, they were than students? Well, they all moved to DC.

NOW GO VOTE!

Final grades are to be reported on all students before 8PM tonight, August 6, 2009. Have a good vacation and see you next term.

Friday, July 17, 2009

The Wholesome Dynamism Of High Taxes To Ruin Health Care

Madam Pelosi stated that government health care is what brought her and so many others to run for Congress. Really?

A little history.

Pelosi’s Problems
The San Francisco Democrat carries baggage of money and special interests
Pelosi, however, has long been plagued by reservations about her intellectual capacities. She’s a dogged inside player whose canny climb up the pole of politics has been greased by money -- but she‘s never been known as a policy innovator and has only a slim record of legislative accomplishment. Moreover, despite an effective White House campaign to portray her as a “left-wing San Francisco Democrat,” Pelosi’s progressivism often seems more rooted in circumstance than in deep conviction.

Unlike Paul Wellstone, who had an organic connection to the issue-oriented citizen activism whence he came, Pelosi‘s career is a classic example of checkbook politics. She married money -- her husband, Paul, is a former banker who became a wealthy real estate developer -- and the Pelosi fortune makes her the richest member of California’s House delegation. Her political largesse and fund-raising skills brought her to the attention of the late Congressman Phil Burton, a powerhouse of a man who took her under his wing and guided her ascendance to chair the California Democratic Party. She lost a campaign for Democratic national chairman, but -- after serving as fund-raising chair for the Democrats‘ 1986 U.S. Senate campaign -- Pelosi was tapped by Phil Burton’s brother John to take over the family House seat which Phil‘s widow, Sala, had occupied after her husband’s death. Her opponent was San Francisco Supervisor Harry Britt, who‘d been picked by the gay community as successor to the assassinated Harvey Milk. Pelosi buried Britt in money, and ran a nasty campaign that portrayed him as a “gay socialist.” (Years later, her money-raising practices sometimes get her in trouble. Last month, she was forced to shut down one of a her two political-action committees, which had been operating illegally as a double-dipping laundry, and candidates were asked to return its contributions.)


Boy, she was packing a whole sack full of "wholesome dynamism" (and money as the handpicked candidate) you "gay socialist", you. I can feel her love for health care from the start of her elected-selected career.

At the time of her first election in 1987, San Francisco was in a deep sense of fear as AIDS and the assassination of Harvey Milk consumed the news. In one of the safest Democrat districts in the United States, Pelosi ran a machine campaign of pure mean and called her opponent a "gay socialist." I'm sure all of you can see the similarities of her campaign rhetoric and her heartfelt health care concern for everyone, (but Congress, because they have a separate, but equal health care system).

Maybe the fact that her daddy, husband, mentor and friends always threw her the money, influence and power she needed to be who she is today has made her used to spending other people's money like she is a liberal Democrat with the key to the people's money.

Anyway, it's a given that Pelosi isn't the sharpest tool in the shed, but she does understand the power of payola, just as she learned as a child. It is power.

Money is the power to help your friends, hurt others and crush your enemies and that is the sharpest tool in Pelosi's shed. Now as Madam Speaker she has your money to use and she is going to use it as she sees fit even though she has no basis to even know what "fit" is, especially as it pertains to working people.

Nancy Pelosi wouldn't understand the health care needs of people if she tried. After all, one of her daddies always just took care of the bill with their private insurance company.

Tuesday, June 09, 2009

What Has Obama Wrought?

A unconstitutional power grab by the federal government, the redistribution of wealth, the instigation and implementation of of not just taking money from those who have made it to give to those that haven't, but also a redistribution of power and control for the Socialist Democratic Party in a way that would have caused our founding fathers to cry traitor.

Feds warn on CHRYSLER liquidation risk; Carmaker could go under next week...
AP: Obama repackages stimulus plans with old promises...
State firms cry foul over stimulus projects...
WSJ: Obama Numbers Are Pure Fiction...
VIDEO: MURDOCH SAYS OBAMA BIG GOV'T 'DANGEROUS'; UNEMPLOYMENT COULD HIT 11%...
WIRE: Obama Tells American Businesses to Drop Dead...
Rapido con Sonya: Confirmation hearings for Sotomayor to begin July 13...
WHY ARE DEMS RUSHING HER THROUGH?
Pelosi refuses to meet with Republicans...
Bronstein Admits: Media Loves Obama, And That Ain't Good...

Hiring and firing corporate leaders without their board permission, then packing those boards with union cronies that support the Dems, making business decision that they are unqualified to do, and lashing the country with crushing debt are just a few of Obama's favorite things.

I believe they are all illegal and unconstitutional. Who appointed Obama king to do as he wishes?

Friday, May 15, 2009

Democrat Panetta Calls Pelosi Liar

Swamp cleaner Pelosi is mired in lies and has totally screwed the pooch after telling the nation that the CIA lied to her. Leon is not happy that America's Nanny lied about the agency he heads just to cover her Ms California butt. Of course, the real Miss California is in trouble for telling the truth.

Panetta to CIA employees: We told Pelosi the truth
"Let me be clear: It is not our policy or practice to mislead Congress. That is against our laws and our values. As the Agency indicated previously in response to Congressional inquiries, our contemporaneous records from September 2002 indicate that CIA officers briefed truthfully on the interrogation of Abu Zubaydah, describing “the enhanced techniques that had been employed.” Ultimately, it is up to Congress to evaluate all the evidence and reach its own conclusions about what happened."

I see a Speakership slipping away. If Democrats don't kick out of the Speaker's chair it will haunt them next election. Personally, I think she should be prosecuted for her lies which have weakened the nation and emboldened our enemies.

Tuesday, March 17, 2009

Zack Space Drunk Driver Medalist


Zack Space doesn't really have to come up with his own caustic lines when he can steal and then twist statements from PJ O'Rourke;

"Giving money and power to Congress is like giving whisky & car keys to teenagers."

As the cliche goes, if you put Congress in charge of deserts, there'd be a sand shortage in no time.

Zack, never one to lose a chance to pander, now has evolved from a "consumer protection" lawyer into a businessman extraordinaire. AIG is contractually obligated to pay the bonuses, but Zack the businessman says they are exhibiting "irresponsible behavior" if they follow the law. Maybe Zack is trying to drum up some business to help the aggrieved recipients if the bonuses are not paid or maybe he is just following the de jour memo from Pelosi to keep beating on business and raising taxes more and more.

SPACE CALLS FOR 100% TAX ON AIG BONUSES

03/17/09
- Taxpayers Would Recoup “Reward” for Irresponsible Behavior -

Responding to calls for action from outraged constituents, Congressman Zack Space (OH-18) today called for a 100% tax on bonuses awarded by AIG to their top employees. Despite taking $170 billion in taxpayer-funded bailout, AIG is unbelievably awarding their executives $165 million in bonus compensation.

“Giving these executives bonuses for their performance with AIG is like giving a drunk driver a medal,” Space said. “Instead of handing these reckless executives checks for millions in bonuses, they should be handed pink slips.”

“If AIG can’t figure out a way to stop these payments, we will just have to take that money back,” Space continued.

The AIG Taxpayer Protection Act, which Space has cosponsored, would require AIG to pay 100% of the value of the bonuses awarded back to the taxpayers. This bill is set to be introduced today.

Congressman Space is also an original cosponsor of the Cap Executive Officer Pay Act of 2009, a bill that will limit the amount of salary, bonuses, and stock options for executives of companies receiving federal rescue assistance to prevent this from happening in the future.

Congressman Space has represented Ohio's 18th Congressional District since 2007. He is working to restore integrity to the office, create the conditions to bring new industry and jobs to Ohio, and support renewable energy.

Maybe Congress needs to tax these people at 100% to make up for all the Obama nominees who didn't pay their taxes. Of course, Zack's dream is to tax every business 100%. That'll teach the money grubbing business owner a thing or two. Of course it would put the federal government further in debt, but they'll just print more bogus money. That's how they do business.

Wednesday, January 28, 2009

But When Democrats Were Out Of Power It Was All About Bi-Partisanship

In a very vulgar post a liberal explains how congress should work. It is very simple. All Republicans should just give Obama, Pelosi, Reid and other ultra-liberal party leaders whatever they want. Gee, now wasn't that easy!

Rule by the minority
Forcing Republicans out of power only seems to make them stronger. Obstructionism is what Republicans do best, and they will bring their A-game, for no other reason than making sure Obama accomplishes nothing during his first term. What remains to be seen is whether Obama will really sacrifice liberal principles for the sake of unattainable "bipartisanship."

So, if I have this right, the next time the Republicans are in power, the Democrats will give us everything we want. Things like cutting the federal bureaucracy in half, lower taxes by 20% across the board, get rid of at least two federal departments, tear the book of regulations and BS laws in half and let people be really free of the federal government for a start.

Golly, running the government is easier than we ever thought!

Friday, January 23, 2009

Self Interrupted Blogger Want The SS on Bizzy Blog's Rear End

Tom Blumer and I have not always agreed, but I have admired his tenacity and his insight in many matters. That self proclaimed Interrupted Blogger, Tim Russo, has decided that Tom needs to be checked out by the secret service for his thoughts.



Russo is the man that has repeatedly said that he was arrested because he "had a thought in my head about having sex with a 13 year old boy." A thought.
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Russo says that he really didn't do anything wrong, in fact just a thought that "a federal agent milked until the point I was arrested for that thought" implying he shouldn't have been arrested by a jack-boot thug for mere thought. Thought he maintains is not a crime, but he wants to make the thoughts of others a crime. He wants Blumer watched by the Secret Service and then arrested for political thought.
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I think Blumer is doing an excellent job of connecting dots. I also think Russo is desperate for some, any spotlight to be shined on him to regain some legitimacy.
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Good job Tom. Bad move Tim.

Wednesday, December 10, 2008

Call In Gay

Screw over your boss, let your peers and customers down and lie in the process. Sounds like a plan. It'll sure make me vote for a Prop 8 next time!

Tuesday, December 02, 2008

Senate Leader Reid Offended By B. O. In Washington

It's funny, I don't recall remarks like this when I worked there. Oh, there were low-life staffers that sneered at tourists and those seeking help when they visited, but did so behind the visitor's backs. To the visitor's faces they were all smiles, then they returned to their side of the aisle to pontificate about their love of the working people to their bosses. I never heard a member stoop this low.

Reid: We won't smell the tourists anymore
The Capitol Visitors Center, which opened this morning, may have tripled its original budget and fallen years behind schedule, but Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid found a silver lining for members of Congress: tourists won't offend them with their B.O. anymore.

"My staff tells me not to say this, but I'm going to say it anyway," said Reid in his remarks. "In the summer because of the heat and high humidity, you could literally smell the tourists coming into the Capitol. It may be descriptive but it's true."

Punch Happy Harry is weirder than hell and an offense to all.


Via Gateway Pundit