Bush Book Haters: Whining Crybaby Losers Of The Week

BUSH LIED, PEOPLE DIED!

The BUSH IS STUPID crowd was played.

CHIMPY MCBUSHITLER is a rightwing Nazi.

These are the same people that think it quite cute to question authority. Well, the authority of bookstore managers. Such bravery for a lie.

Subversively move George W. Bush's memoir to crime section in book shops

Self-delusion is its own reward.

"Shame On You Liz Cheney. Go Plan Your Father's Funeral"

So says the twisted Mike Malloy, American radio's answer to Baghdad Bob.



Malloy has packed so many lies and progressive points into less than 4 minutes he would have to spend a year apologizing to all that deserve an apology. What a loser. His career highpoints are CNN and Air America. His career low points are, well, his career.

Democratic Underground Hilarity!

It's lonely out there in BDS land, especially when one can't trust fellow travelers BDSers to properly keep the right aura. To alleviate that loneliness there has to be new rules. If you break them it will result in deportation and immediate punishment if found to be back as an illegal alien. No matter what, Obama and Democrats ROCK! Every blessed one of them! Except those that don't rock. Then they just suck. Like Bush. Morons.

NEW HOUSE RULES
{ } Inappropriate attacks against Democrats
– Insults against prominent Democrats, such as “Fuck Obama.”
– Name-calling against prominent Democrats. Calling Barack Obama “Barry” or some other name.
– Repeating Republican partisan attacks against Democrats.
– Broadly suggesting that there is no difference between Barack Obama and George W. Bush, or that there is no difference between Democrats and Republicans. (Arguing that specific policies are the same would be permitted.)
– Suggesting that President Obama has perpetrated a “con job” or “fraud,” or similarly over-the-top assertions of bad faith.
– Advocating voting against Democrats, or in favor of third-party or GOP candidates.
– Broad-brush smears against Democrats generally. Broad expressions of contempt toward Democrats generally.
 
I got this from This Ain't Hell which is a great blog and on this day gave me a huge chuckle. Thanks.

President Bam-Bam Does A Door

Where are all the witty sharpshooters of the left? I mean the guy just, bonk!, walked into a window. No ObaMoron? No McBaMuslim? No BaYuck? How about Chief ObaMaui? slObama? Maybe the WHDoorMan? I know, DuhRock Odumber.

Come on people, Bush only tried to open a locked door, but Obama tried to walk through one, he thought. Where are our favorite progressives now that Oba One Can No Be hasn't built a statue to Stalin. Yet.

Where are our favorite liberals, anarchists and other wittiacs on the left? No Barack Iraq chidings? No Obungler-in-Chief? Come on guys, you know he's disappointing you. Maybe shout out 'No Odumber Newt Deal for Corporations'!

Hey Bam, that's not the door!
It looks like President Obama hasn't gotten acquainted to his White House surroundings. On the way back to the Oval Office Tuesday, the President approached a paned window, instead of the actual door -- located a few feet to his right.

Doors didn't open automatically for Obama’s predecessor either. While making a hasty exit from a 2005 press conference in Beijing, former President George W. Bush tugged on the handles of a door, only to find it locked.

Bush laughed off the blunder, but the pictures still live on as part of Bush's lame duck legacy. However, there was little note taken of Obama's rookie mistake.

Come on you wittards of the left, you can still have BDS. Just tweak it to Barack Derangement Syndrome. It'll work. Besides, it'll give you hours of fun to relive those side splitting conversations with your friends, comrades and family with the original BDS. Anyway, it appears you're going to have some big disappointments,so buck up and keep on trying to kick a man that doesn't give a damn if your alive or not!!

Maybe BaWhackyoBam?