Stupid Study: Everyone Fat, But Me

SHOCK STUDY: ALL U.S. ADULTS COULD BE OVERWEIGHT IN 40 YEARS

Maybe it's a good thing I've cut down to 2-3 Snickers a day. Can't be too careful.

UPDATE: Real cause has been found! Snickers don't make you fat, guns do. jennifer Homepage

Fat Albert Buys A Boat To Fit His Ego & Greed

BS One is aptly named for his largess of the carbon profit scam.

Maybe we'll' soon see "Fat Albert's Tacos & Gas" stations and marinas all across the south. You know, for the good of Mother Earth.

UPDATE: I was informed that I forgot to mention MoonPies which have their own catagory for carbon fatprints..

Rove's Secret Plan For A McCain Victory

OMG: PARIS STRIKES BACK; MOCKS MCCAIN IN 'AD'

RUMOR: Rove working with Dixie Chicks management to tour for Obama. Will highlight "country" version of "Ebony & Ivory" with Ludacris croning the ebony parts, Ron Paul on tamborine.