Monday, January 11, 2010

Klass Illegally Brandished Utensil, Police And Intruders Horrified

Janet Napolitano repotedly following case closely, may outlaw cutlery in US. Ginsu lobby aghast, but will side with criminals in special backroom deal to protect market share with dull plasticware.

Myleene Klass warned after brandishing knife to deter intruders
Police tell TV presenter she was acting illegally in waving kitchen knife at youths who were peering in window late at night
Hertfordshire police warned her she should not have used a knife to scare off the youths because carrying an "offensive weapon", even in her own home, was illegal.