Wednesday, October 01, 2008

Worst Obama Joke Of The Campaign


Only it's tragic, not funny. I thought only John Edwards used dead children for gain.

Joe Biden: Another Congressional/VP Embarrassment for Obama

Fact check: Biden spins a helicopter tale

When Joe Biden tells voters he understands the threat posed by Afghan extremists, he dramatically illustrates one reason why: His helicopter was "forced down" on "the superhighway of terror." Actually, snow, not the enemy, persuaded the helicopter pilot to land and wait out a storm.

The Democratic vice presidential candidate has repeatedly left that part out, in an episode that Republicans hope will become an echo of Hillary Rodham Clinton's errant tale during the primaries of landing in Bosnia under sniper fire.

Biden has made a number of questionable statements recently that, viewed in isolation, might not amount to much. But this is a man whose first presidential campaign collapsed 20 years ago after he told a story about coal miners in his family that he lifted without credit from a British politician.

Hey Brunner, Send Money Guns & Lawyers Cause ACORN Is In Town

Obama and ACORN are pulling in bums, drunks and foreigners in their Get Out The Vote effort, especially in Ohio.

From Michelle Malkin:

The guy promoting the free taxi program to register the homeless in Ohio exults: “It’s a perfect opportunity for them to come in, register at a temporary address like a homeless shelter or a YMCA or something like that. They can register at that address because they don’t know where they’re going to be tomorrow or next week.”

Another woman describes trolling bus stops and picking up prospects: “I asked ‘em if they’re registered to vote and if they weren’t, I said ‘Get in the car, I’m bringing you!’”

A homeless thug now registered to vote comments: “They picked me up. They seen me walkin’ around. So day said, ‘You wanna vote?’ I said, ‘Yeah, I’ll vote.’ (laughs) Day said, ‘We’ll take you anywhere you want.’ I said, ‘Dat’s cool’…If day say ’sign the ballot,’ just give ‘em and do exactly what they want you to do.’ I mean, hey, dis is America, you know?” (laughs).

Who does this new voter support?

“Barack! I mean, I want him to do his thang. You know, do his thug thizzle. You know. That’s how I like it to be. You know. (laughs).”

Organizers hoped to sign up 1,000 like him by the end of the day yesterday — and more all week.

ACORN, as you know, is heavily involved in these fraud-riddled voter registration efforts in
Ohio.


From Third Base Politics:

An unnamed source…related a heartwarming story of a 15 passenger van dropping off a load of drunk, homeless guys at Vet’s Memorial in Columbus. The organizers were just trying to allow these men to exercise their right to vote, but it seemed that they were all too drunk to get in line. What commenced was a “homeless rodeo” where the organizers had to wrangle the men from the parking lot and load them back in the van.

From Gateway Pundit:

Obama Campaign Holds Illegal "Get Out the Muslim Vote" Drive At Swing State Mosques!

From Ken Timmerman of News Max:

A Newsmax analysis of the 1.4 million individual contributions in the latest master file for the Obama campaign discovered 1,000 separate entries for Mr. Good Will, most of them for $25. In total, Mr. Good Will gave $17,375.
...

Similarly, a donor identified as “Pro, Doodad,” from “Nando, NY,” gave $19,500 in 786 separate donations, most of them for $25. For most of these donations, Mr. Doodad Pro listed his employer as “Loving” and his profession as “You,” just as Good Will had done. But in some of them, he didn’t even go this far, apparently picking letters at random to fill in the blanks on the credit card donation form. In these cases, he said he was employed by “VCX” and that his profession was “VCVC.”

Brunner, the Hun Hon, may send money, guns & lawyers, but I have no doubt they will be to defend the illegal activites of ACORN. After all, both Brunner and ACORN will do anything to get their Obama elected, even if Ohio doesn't want him.

Democrats Are Burning Down The House

The Media's World Is Collapsing, Obama Is Their Savior

Oh, lots of people are writing long and thoughtful pieces about Obama and the media's adoration of him, but why go round the barn when the party's inside.

The Fairness Doctrine.

The Fairness Doctrine will be re instituted in an Obama White House. The Fairness Doctrine is seen by the media as the life line that will haul them back in the boat of respectability and give them breathing room to stave off the inevitable, the main stream media's demise.

Today, the media is suffering from a form of merit pay and they don't like it. As people hear more platforms of opinion and news analysis, the New York Times and all their mini-me's, start looking like the leather patches on a professor's elbow, worn and kinda musty and definitely not relevant anymore, which means there is no merit in advertisers giving them money to sustain them as a business.

I like big box stores, but that doesn't mean I want to live next to one. I love the New York Times Sunday cross word puzzle, but that doesn't mean I want to read the litter surrounding it. There is entertainment in the reading of some "stories" if one imagines the abject seriousness the reporter utilized to manufacture the story line. There is also entertainment when one imagines the sage nodding of heads on a Sunday morning in response to significant others who are denting kitchen tables with a finger nail to point out just how significant a story is to their world. I am able to imagine such a conversation from some of my friends, "Really, how could those morons in (enter red state name) vote for a moose hunting faux woman from a state nobody cares about? She actually believes in that sanctity of life voodoo, all while wearing that bikini and shooting off her gun at some helpless person. This IS insane!"

An Obama presidency is the last hope of this vanishing form of life in America and they know it.

Of course, they'll just say, "F**k you middle America." How fit to print.