Thursday, May 07, 2009

No Woman For Supreme Court

No woman, no black, no white, no latino, no oriental, no martian.

Practical politico, and woman, sought for court

The nominee should be a person that is precisely 5'5" and a half, black hair, green eyes, with a slight lisp, wears no natural fiber clothing, owns a cur and a cat, drives a 1972 Pinto, has never riden a mule in the Grand Canyon, once did volunteer work at the Mustang Ranch, has had at least one known acquaintence without a STD and is at least 3 years delinquent on all of their taxes to prove once and for all that liberals never use quotas, just friends.