Saturday, August 27, 2011

Global Warming Causes Whale Poop

Global Warming causes Polar Bears to get hot and fall down stupid. On the ice.
Global Warming causes the Ozone Layer to go pphffssst.
Global Warming causes everything to get cold. A lot.
Global Warming causes professors to stutter. Mid lecture on Global Warming.
Global warming causes cows to poof. Or is that backwards?
Global Warming causes terrorists to explode which is good if they’re at home.
Global Warming causes celebrities to giggle girlily. Like Al Gore.
Global Warming causes bad Hollywood movies. Like Day After Tomorrow or An Inconvenient Truth.
Global Warming causes hurricanes and Nino's and Nina's relationship to run hot and cold.
Global Warming causes drought. Especially when it rains a lot.
Global Warming causes whale poop. Whale poop fights Global Warming.

Is there anything Global Warming can't do?