Wednesday, January 28, 2009

But When Democrats Were Out Of Power It Was All About Bi-Partisanship

In a very vulgar post a liberal explains how congress should work. It is very simple. All Republicans should just give Obama, Pelosi, Reid and other ultra-liberal party leaders whatever they want. Gee, now wasn't that easy!

Rule by the minority
Forcing Republicans out of power only seems to make them stronger. Obstructionism is what Republicans do best, and they will bring their A-game, for no other reason than making sure Obama accomplishes nothing during his first term. What remains to be seen is whether Obama will really sacrifice liberal principles for the sake of unattainable "bipartisanship."

So, if I have this right, the next time the Republicans are in power, the Democrats will give us everything we want. Things like cutting the federal bureaucracy in half, lower taxes by 20% across the board, get rid of at least two federal departments, tear the book of regulations and BS laws in half and let people be really free of the federal government for a start.

Golly, running the government is easier than we ever thought!

President Bam-Bam Does A Door

Where are all the witty sharpshooters of the left? I mean the guy just, bonk!, walked into a window. No ObaMoron? No McBaMuslim? No BaYuck? How about Chief ObaMaui? slObama? Maybe the WHDoorMan? I know, DuhRock Odumber.

Come on people, Bush only tried to open a locked door, but Obama tried to walk through one, he thought. Where are our favorite progressives now that Oba One Can No Be hasn't built a statue to Stalin. Yet.

Where are our favorite liberals, anarchists and other wittiacs on the left? No Barack Iraq chidings? No Obungler-in-Chief? Come on guys, you know he's disappointing you. Maybe shout out 'No Odumber Newt Deal for Corporations'!

Hey Bam, that's not the door!
It looks like President Obama hasn't gotten acquainted to his White House surroundings. On the way back to the Oval Office Tuesday, the President approached a paned window, instead of the actual door -- located a few feet to his right.

Doors didn't open automatically for Obama’s predecessor either. While making a hasty exit from a 2005 press conference in Beijing, former President George W. Bush tugged on the handles of a door, only to find it locked.

Bush laughed off the blunder, but the pictures still live on as part of Bush's lame duck legacy. However, there was little note taken of Obama's rookie mistake.

Come on you wittards of the left, you can still have BDS. Just tweak it to Barack Derangement Syndrome. It'll work. Besides, it'll give you hours of fun to relive those side splitting conversations with your friends, comrades and family with the original BDS. Anyway, it appears you're going to have some big disappointments,so buck up and keep on trying to kick a man that doesn't give a damn if your alive or not!!

Maybe BaWhackyoBam?

Ahmadinejad:Portrait Of A Madman Or A Fool

Change means ending support for 'Zionists'..
Holocaust a 'big lie': Iran govt spokesman...

Chairman Short has heard the call of 'change' in America. While building nuclear weapons Mini-Mahmoud still has time to make sure people are stoned to death, have hands cut off and that Jews, gays and other infidels know of his hatred. Has he specifically named little old Lutheran ladies as a danger to Islam? Probably, it's that punch they drink.

Apologize? Yeah, we'll get right on that. Oh wait, Obama is probably planning to show up on your doorstep with one and a box of your favorite cookies.

End support for Israel? Sure, if you really mean Islam demands it, but how convenient, eh? Admit it, you still have dreams of a little used camel market on that trade route outside Hirbet Qeiyafa. Go on little guy, you can still dream.

Holocaust a lie? You betcha, especially since your good buddy, David Duke, says so. You guys look so cute with your pointy little hoods and the Nazi corsets underneath. More than just your dreams start to sag with age.

What is really sad is that people like Obama and his wonderful Sec. of State think they can talk to creeps like this. Maybe Hill heard Ahmadinejad exhale.