Wednesday, January 10, 2007

The Marine and the professor

I just came across this blog Blonde Sagacity which had this story. Dear sweet God I wish it were true. Most people who had to listen to this crap in college would cheer to see this happen to the vapid windbag they had to sit and listen to.

Maybe you've seen this before, but someone sent it and I just had to post
it... It reminded me of a true story from when my mom was in school. She had a
philosophy professor that wrote "God is Dead" -Nietzsche on the board and before
he got into class she wrote "Nietzsche is Dead" -God underneath. He was not
amused..."A United States Marine was attending some college courses between
assignments. He had completed missions in Iraq and Afghanistan. One of the
courses had a professor who was a vowed atheist and a member of the ACLU.

One day the professor shocked the class when he came in. He looked to the
ceiling and flatly stated, "God, if you are real, then I want you to knock me
off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 minutes." The lecture room fell
silent. You could hear a pin drop. Ten minutes went by and the professor
proclaimed, "Here I am God. I'm still waiting." It got down to the last couple
of minutes when the Marine got out of his Chair, went up to the professor, and
cold-cocked him; knocking him off the platform. The professor was out

The Marine went back to his seat and sat there, silently. The other
students were shocked and stunned and sat there looking on in silence. The
professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken, looked at the Marine and asked,
"What the hell is the matter with you? Why did you do that?" The Marine calmly
replied, "God was too busy today protecting America 's soldiers who are
protecting your right to say stupid shit and act like an asshole. So, He sent

Oh, if only...

Ka-POW!! BTW, great blog Blonde!

Problem Solved

The hangover is abating

but not the depression.

OSU French 101

Dennis Kucinich fathers two idiots

Sen. Sherrod Brown, D-Ohio, who made opposition to Bush’s Iraq policy a
centerpiece of his campaign against GOP Sen. Mike DeWine, called for an
"up-or-down vote" to determine whether senators "support the escalation of this
war or not."

Brown also said that when Bush asks Congress for additional money to pay
for the buildup, lawmakers should approve the bill "with instructions that the
president use this money to redeploy troops safely — in the most orderly way —
out of Iraq."

Rep. Dennis J. Kucinich, D-Cleveland, who is running for the 2008
presidential nomination, went further. In a speech Monday in New York, Kucinich
unveiled his plan to "end the occupation" of Iraq by U.S. forces, pay
reparations, close bases and withdraw.

He wants to replace the U.S. forces with an international peacekeeping
force, although there is little sign that any collection of nations wants to
send troops to Iraq.

Rep. Zack Space, D-Dover, complained that the administration has yet to
spell out how a troop surge will bring about success in Iraq. "Without a clear
plan and a clear objective, I fear that a troop increase will only deepen the
disaster that our Iraq policy has become."

Sherrod Brown, still smoking after all these years, has announced his foreign policy plan and decided how the Commander in Chief will conduct military matters in Iraq. Zack Space is already complaining that Bush hasn't announced to the enemy our military plans which, no doubt, is also vexing the murderous terrorists wanting to humiliate the U. S. in Iraq and before the world. Twins Sherrod and Space obviously are anxious to help the little bastards in their goal of solidifying and growing their Jihad in Iraq and beyond. It is unimportant to the twins that free Iraqis will be stomped on, tortured and killed just so that today they can get some face time in their beloved Cleveland Pain Dealer.

Sound familiar? It should. Dennis "the menace" Kucinich has been a progressive, code for socialist, for years and has been spouting the same lying lines while drooling nonsense that he wants "the Goddess of Peace to encircle within her arms" all the children of the world. Just not Arab children. He doesn't care if they rot and die or are simply murdered.

So Sherrod and Space, welcome to your new family. Who's your daddy now?

Mexican Military Incursion of U.S. Border

Got this from

Read the whole article and follow the links and learn from what you read. Getting smart will make you pissed off.

Attention heirs to English throne: Where are you?

LONDON (Reuters) - An international quest is being launched for historical
heirs to the throne of England.

Advertisements appearing this week in British, U.S., Australian, German
and Norwegian newspapers will ask "Can you trace your family tree back to 1066?
Might your ancestors have claimed the English throne?"
Edgar Aetheling was named heir apparent by his great-uncle King Edward the Confessor but was not crowned when the King died in 1066 because he was too young. Harold II was crowned instead.

William the Conqueror crossed over from Normandy, defeating Harold at
the Battle of Hastings. The teenage Aetheling later submitted to William.

English Heritage, which seeks to protect the country's historical
environment, asks in its advertisements: "Are you of Edgar the Aetheling's
lineage and believe you have a legitimate claim?"

I'm checking. This could really increase my net worth. Shouldn't you? If we could put a conservative on the throne of England, well, just maybe they'd quit acting like a bunch of Nancy smancy Pelosis.

Double your net worth!

I did when I found out how much this blog was worth.

I am going to track my fortune with the Technorati icon on the lower left margin.

You laugh, but soon I'll be selling my old Vanowagon and moving up to a 1970 Lesabre!

Ha, then you'll see! Ah, you ladies can't wait. can't you?