Showing posts with label Funny. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Funny. Show all posts

Thursday, June 21, 2012

Obesity, Is There Anything It Can't Do?

Study: Obesity Could Lead To Depletion Of Earth’s Resources

Bonus: It's a CBS report that points out Americans are the worst which means it's Bush's fault. Whatever happened to fat fairness? Racists.

Thursday, June 14, 2012

In My Email

Dear friends,

There are less than 7 months until election day when the people will decide who will be the next President  of the United States . The person elected will be the president of all  Americans, not just the Democrats or the Republicans. It's time that we all  come together, Democrats and Republicans alike, in a bi-partisan effort for  America :

If you will support Mitt Romney, please drive with your  headlights ON during the day.

If you support Barack Obama, please  drive with your headlights OFF at night.

Together, we can make it happen.  Thank you!

Saturday, March 17, 2012

Maddow's View From The Curb

Rachael (you do know I am a Rhodes Scholar) Maddow has written a book. Who knew? She uses her rapier wit to belittle all the little men and women that protect our country as foolish and actually against the wishes of our founders who she selectively cites as well as taking quotes out of context. Of course that is so dog bites man.


Specks of War

Leon Wieseltier take on Maddow's book almost made it readable to me. At least his take confirmed mine and made me laugh out loud. Go read it. For you libs, don't worry, he doesn't use too many big words.

Has Rachael been kicked to the curb so often that she now enjoys it?

Friday, February 17, 2012

Mooses Hunting


This actually happened with some guys from Maine.
 They dressed the truck up with the dummy spread-eagle on the roof of the truck.
 The driver and passengers put on moose heads.
Down the Maine Toll Interstate they went, causing about 16 accidents.

 They went to jail. (Some cops have no sense of humor.)

Wednesday, November 30, 2011

Occupy LA Meow Meow


Tuesday, November 22, 2011

Walken Pollock Bob Tom

Tuesday, September 13, 2011

Help Re-elect Obama!

From my email:


As a rule, I don't pass along these "add your name" lists that appear in emails, BUT this one is important.

It has been circulating for MONTHS and has been sent to over 25 million people. We don't want to lose any names on the list so just scroll down to the bottom of the list and hit forward to add your name and then send it on.

Please keep it going!
To show your support for re-election of President Obama, please go to the end of the list and add your name.

1. Michelle Obama
2.

Tuesday, August 30, 2011

Wisconsin Has Become A Parody

As the economic plan that Governor Walker starts to show good results, including the retention and hiring of new teachers, leftists keep chanting, screaming and badgering everybody in a temper tantrum that has become a parody. What really bugs them is not just their multi-million failure, but the governor's success.



It is almost as if there is coordination from Wisconsin's elected officials, unions and protesters as they start chanting, "shame, shame" every chance they get. It's not a shame that people no longer bother to hear them anymore.

Thursday, August 18, 2011

Still George’s Fault

From I Own The World

Damn that George Bush, it’s all his fault.

He broke Obama’s promise to put all bills on the White House web site for five days before signing them.

He broke Obama’s promise to have the congressional health care negotiations broadcast live on C-SPAN.

He broke Obama’s promise to end earmarks.

He broke Obama’s promise to keep unemployment from rising above 8 percent.

He broke Obama’s promise to close the detention center at Guantanamo in the first year.

He broke Obama’s promise to make peace with direct, no precondition talks with America ‘s most hate-filled enemies during his first year in office, ushering in a new era of global cooperation.

He broke Obama’s promise to end the hiring of former lobbyists into high White House jobs.

He broke Obama’s promise to end no-compete contracts with the government.

He broke Obama’s promise to disclose the names of all attendees at closed White House meetings.

He broke Obama’s promise for a new era of bipartisan cooperation in all matters.

He broke Obama’s promise to have chosen a home church to attend Sunday services with his family by Easter of last year.

Yes, it’s all George Bush’s fault. President Obama is nothing more than a puppet in the never-ending failed Bush administration.

Wednesday, July 06, 2011

Instapundit's Brilliant Idea!

WANT NEW SOURCES OF REVENUE? If I were a Republican member of Congress, I’d be proposing big excise taxes on movie tickets, DVDs, CDs, digitial movie and music downloads, etc. Then let Hollywood scream about how the tax increase would destroy American jobs. . . .

A fancier approach would require knowledgeable accounting advice, but would target the various bits of favorable treatment those industries get in terms of deductions, but that’s hardly necessary.

Sunday, May 29, 2011

Democrat Leftists Knowingly Dance To Arrest

Then whine like little babies. Fraudster Adam Kokesh and communist Medea Benjamin purposely set out to get arrested to celebrate Memorial Day. Now they don't like the way they were arrested and are crying to make more money from their fellow oppressed. Fools supporting fools who make me laugh.

Friday, May 06, 2011

Most Hilarious Vid EVAH!

Sunday, March 20, 2011

One Of Obama's Legacies


Tuesday, March 01, 2011

Best Protester In Madison Wisconsin


Wednesday, February 23, 2011

Socialist Sorority Songs Sung In WI Protests; 'We Are Marching For Liberation'

Street theater ridiculing Fox News for reporting socialists protesting in Madison as a Socialist Sorority strolls by singing.

Thursday, February 17, 2011

Ha Ha-Missing WI Democrats Already On Milk Cartons

via The PJ Tatler

Democrats’ leader in the state Senate
Sen. Mark Miller, District 16.

Obama's New Health Care?

from my email.

If you can't afford a doctor, go to an airport - you'll get a free x-ray and breast exam, and; if you mention Al Qaeda, you'll get a free colonoscopy.

Sunday, December 26, 2010

NYT Has Finally Jumped The Shark

and not a minute too soon.

NYT MONDAY: Jon Stewart 'modern-day equivalent of Edward R. Murrow'... Developing...

I started to find the NYT and those that needed to hang on its daily word a tad foolish years ago. Actually it was more than years ago. It was back when the earth was still cooling.

Wednesday, December 22, 2010

Marine Corps Bumper Sticker

"It's God's Job to Forgive Bin Laden -- It's Our Job To Arrange The Meeting"

Friday, December 17, 2010

I Love Labs

From my email