Monday, August 13, 2007

John Edwards Got Permission From Wife to Be Pointed and Witty Today

Edwards Statement on the Resignation of Karl Rove

Chapel Hill, North Carolina – John Edwards today released the following
statement in reaction to President Bush’s announcement that his senior advisor,
Karl Rove, will resign at the end of the month:


"Goodbye, good riddance."

Come on John, can't you channel Karl's inner-child for a more meaningful comment? I know you usually make the big bucks for channeling, especially children, but you're rather lame here.

"Goodbye, good riddance." ?

Where is the pathos? We can all get to the logic and character subjects later, but dude, you have to sink your teeth into this pathos as an opening salvo. Where's the passion? If voters are a jury, you just tanked in the court of public opinion. Keep this up and there is no second mansion in DC waiting for you.

Rove? He is the dark lord of the other America that you saw when no one else did. Rove personally oversaw the forced poverty that crushed the hope of that America of ever having a mansion with an inside basketball court.

Rove? He was the evil man that personally stole your chance to really make two Americas in that election. Because of Rove you have had to get $400 haircuts in leased jets instead of Air Force II. That's gotta sting.

Rove? He personally planted Melissa and Amanda just to make you look bad. Come on, you know it. I mean what liberal would make vulgar, bigoted and anti-semantic statement? See, I told you. Rove. You gotta believe man. Give me an amen.

"Goodbye, good riddance." ?

Come on John, step up to the plate, wipe the hair outta your eyes and dig deep. (remember, pathos!).

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Bill Plante Dumber Than A Potted Plant

Bill Plante's Having None of This Garden Party

As Karl Rove embraced President Bush today following an emotional
farewell announcement on the South Lawn, the solemnity of the moment was
shattered by Bill Plante of CBS, who bellowed to Bush: "If he's so smart, how
come you lost Congress?"


Besides being a rude little liberal, Plante also manages to show just how unqualified he is to be reporting on politics. No doubt that's why CBS hired him.

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HUH?


I'm pretty sure if this was Laura Bush this picture would have gotten a tad more play.

Anti-Surgists Insurgents Still Make Provinces Dangerous

Though there has been an excess of attacks creating massive press coverage, the surge against the surge in Iraq appears to have failed, at least for now. Through attacks in major metropolitan areas such as LA, New York and especially Washington DC the rebels and their allies in the press had hoped to galvanize a majority of citizens to ignore reality and turn against further military involvement in Iraq. Even though the surge appears to have faltered, critics point to weak government progressiveness and an ineffectual political process by the American Congress as the likely culprit.

Despite critics, Congress went on a month long vacation after failing to reconcile partisan differences and to address the unwillingness of different factions to work together to form a functioning coalition that could drive the government to make some identifiable progress. Many Representatives of the far left coalition have stopped even appearing to work with Congressional leaders further opening a deep rift among anti-surge surgists pointing out that attacks against the administration have increased almost daily and the administration is unable to stop them pointing to a need for a new direction in Washington.

Leading anti-surge Democrat Rep. John Murtha of the Pennsylvania province has recommended that redeploying pro-surge surgists to a neutral corner could clear the way to “real political” progress in the fight. Anti-surge surgists point to the current administration’s continual need to address the realities of Iraq as proof that the surge has failed.

“The administration is aggressively engaged in shifting (public) attitudes. And our side has been less aggressive than it needs to be,” said Democratic pollster Celinda Lake. “The administration has been making inroads on their Iraqi argument, particularly linking it to terrorism.”

Others in the anti-surge surge coalition have aggressively grasped for the gravitas needed to make failure a reality. Noting the public’s uneasiness with facts, Illinois province Sen. Dick Durbin, the second-ranking Democrat in the anti-surge surge coalition, said Wednesday, “As our coalition show some progress, the government of this nation is moving in the opposite direction. This is really unsustainable with the American people.”

Many anti-surgists have pointed to the provinces, such as the uncontrollable corn-belt provinces, as dangerous and out of control. “We’ve failed miserably there. Those provinces are lost,” stated an anonymous aide, but they noted some success in urban areas such as Chicago, but admitting that Kansas City was lost, stating, “It will always be the wild west out there. What are you going to do?”

Michael Flourney, a former Pentagon defense strategist and now president of the Center for a New American Security, said that “The clock in Washington is running down pretty fast. There’s sort of a wall next March-April.” Bush recently extended tours of duty from 12 months to 15 months and the anti surge surgists were impotent to get a surge against the surge up and running.

Loren Thompson of the Lexington Institute, a Virginia-based think tank that follows defense issues, cites “significant progress” on the pro-surge front noting that, “There’s a backlash” against the anti-surge surgists noting a lessening of attacks in the belt around Washington, DC.

“The problem is that nobody in the United States sees any significant progress on the political front. The factions in the government don’t seem to be able to get along. And that makes Congress wonder whether we’re making any real progress. Because, even with better security, the country can’t figure out how to take care of itself.”

Reports from the capitol and from various provinces, including Massachusetts, California and Oregon have shown that anti-surge surgists and allied insurgents plan a “long hot August” culminating in massive attacks prior to General Petraeus’ testimony concerning the surge. A spokesperson for a small but violent group named Surge Haters In Texas, stated “Patraeus is a lackey for the administration and they have gone to great lengths to kill Iraqi freedom fighters just to make this surge look successful. We’re not buying that shit.”

Sunday, August 12, 2007

Why Conservatives Are Better

The liberals like to talk about social conservatives and how “out of touch” they are. Well, liberals love social issues. They love abortion, multiculturalism, class warfare, racial leniency, educational indoctrination, income redistribution and many others.

What liberals do not like are the sanctity of life, the sanctity of marriage, the sanctity of law and the sanctity of individualism. In short, what it means to be an American.

Since I seem to be into lists this week, and I know all of you are as well, I have put together a list of what I am looking for in my next President and the Republican Party and what they represent and believe.

The United States first and foremost as a sovereign nation.

Balanced Budget

Reduced size and scope of government

Lower tax rates

Less regulation

Earmark transparency

Corruption rooted out and punished

Win the War on Terror including Iraq and Afghanistan

Immediate end to multiculturalism

Sealed borders

Illegal aliens and those that support them aggressively punished

Education control back in the hands of local communities

Get government out of healthcare, medicine and pharmaceuticals

Campaign Finance Reform reformed out of law

Federal and state bureaucrats found to be undermining elected officials fired

All amendments recognized, especially the 2nd and 10th

Privatize Social Security

Sanctity of marriage

No federal law regarding abortion

Smash the false “wall of separation” restricting the freedom of religion

Full sentences in criminal cases to be fulfilled as working prisoners

Oh, and free transportation for liberals to Canada and all illegal aliens elsewhere
That covers most of it I think, at least for now.

The least government is the best government.

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Malveaux, Are You Stupid Enough?

Have you asked yourself whether Hillary is "black enough"?

Could Hillary Clinton also be a 'black' leader?
CNN White House correspondent Suzanne Malveaux pinned back the former First
Lady to explain how she could "sustain black support " while running against an
African-American. Ironically, thanks to Sen. Barack Obama's mixed white and
Kenyan parentage and campaign mischief, it is he who usually gets to field the
"black enough" question.
So, are any of the Democrat candidates "black enough", since hoaxer Al Sharpton isn't in the race?
Clinton said the problem is not a "moral crisis but an economic crisis,"
rejecting the "broad-brush" notion that paints the young black male "as a
threat, as a headache or as a lost cause. I reject it as a string of
disappointments, failures and casualties of a broken system. That's not who they
are and that's not who they can be."
That broad-brush of actual crime statistics tells us that families aren't broken, just their bank accounts. Where the hell do the rest of us get in on this broad-brush?
"We have to keep talking about race," she said, "because race is a very
significant issue for our country, for who we are as a country, for our role in
the world."


Well, as long as Democrats want to have any relevancy they have to keep talking about it, otherwise hoaxer Jessie Jackson is just another wannabe third world leader, not a premier American racist.
"I am really thrilled to be running at a time in our history when, on a
stage, you can see an African-American man, a Hispanic man and a woman."


There's a woman up there? Point her out.
In a moment of levity with the black columnists, Clinton joked about
how, as a flat-toned midwesterner, she sometimes lapses into a drawl in the
South and tends to drop her "g's" more around black audiences. In a snide
reference to author Toni Morrison's comment that her husband was the "first
black president," she mused:


"I do find myself dropping g's. I lived all those years in Arkansas,
and, you know, I'm in this interracial marriage."


Yep, going to Wellesley and Yale will do that to a person. All those pesky g's in Othello made for heavy sloughing as one wrestles with reading about interracial marry, but at least she can count on Bill to stay the coarse.

Sigh, it's not like we don't have enough time to find out if Clinton and the others are American enough, color blind enough, sensible enough, etc., but we probably won't because reporters like Malveaux aren't gutsy enough to ask these questions. They're afraid of being ostracized or fired.

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Saturday, August 11, 2007

Ron Paul's Wife Hospitalized

I truly hope and pray Carol is okay and will be released soon.

My Friday Blues Were Fun

Last evening the wife and I listened to the presents she “bought” me. Earlier in the day I had met a business partner of mine in Columbus. After the meeting, realizing I was in a metropolitan area, I searched out the nearest Barnes and Noble with the gift card my wife had given me in hand. Eagerly, I searched “History”, “Biography” and “Politics”. How appalling. “Politics”, bash Bush. “Biography”, Bush is a moron. “History”, future generations have already condemned Bush as the worst President in history.

I chose David McCullough’s “1776” and Walter Isaacson’s “Benjamin Franklin”. I am excited, but I have money left on the card and some “lady” is eying me a little too closely. I’m no rocket scientist, but if a “lady” is eying me, she is no lady.

Handily, this excuse made me to run to the music section of the store. Once there I made a beeline for the Blues Section. Heaven.

I held an exact album cover copy in a jewel case of THE man.

He was born in Mississippi. He was a draft resister in WWII, but also a monster of a man who won a Golden Gloves heavy weight championship in 1936 and played bass riffs as if God Himself was plucking the strings. He wrote music and lyrics, produced records and also sang.

This man influenced all music that followed. The Stones, Doors, Led Zeppelin, and Eric Clapton all did covers of his tunes. More importantly, so did the Yard birds, Koko Taylor, The Kinks, Howlin' Wolf, Muddy Waters, Bo Diddley, Canned Heat, The Allman Brothers, Captain Beefheart, King Biscuit Boy, Shadows of Knight, Jimmy Witherspoon, Etta James, Long John Baldry, Sam Cooke, Big Mama Thornton, Paul Butterfield, Little Walter, The Spencer Davis Group, Mose Allison, Buddy Guy, Savoy Brown, and the great Jeff Beck and Stevie Ray Vaughn. This is just a small sampling of those that gave him credit for his work. Basically, all of modern rock and blues ripped him off shamelessly.

All of this wrapped in a suit, tie and a pork pie hat.

I Am the Blues”, Mr. Willie Dixon.

If you only have one blues selection in you collection, this is it.

For an encore to our stroll down memory lane I chose Mott The Hoople’s “All the Young Dudes”.

We had a wonderful evening.

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White Responsibility

Nearly half US murder victims are black: report
African-Americans are victims of nearly half the murders committed in the
United States despite making up only 13 percent of the population, a report
published Thursday showed.
And your point is?

More importantly, how dare leave us hanging with this!

Blacks were also at greater risk of rape or sexual assault than any other ethnic group except American Indians, the report showed.

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UPDATE: Got an e-mail from Sitting Bull IV who informed me he was alone home last Saturday evening and has a maid who will substantiant his testimony.

developing...

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Moron says hold the cheese, claims McDonald's didn't, sues for $10 million

"We're interested in seeing McDonald's take responsibility and change a
systemic quality control problem that endangers the lives of up to 12 million
Americans with allergies,"

Why didn't this moron take responsibility, lift the bun and take a gander? Before.

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Friday, August 10, 2007

FUGLY Friday


European Parliament; Strasbourg, France

Murtha, Marines, Haditha and Mugger's Lies

“An untimely exit (from Iraq) could rapidly devolve into a civil war,
which would leave America’s foreign policy in disarray as countries question not
only America’s judgment but its perseverance.”
(From Rep. John Murtha's 2004 book "From Vietnam to 9/11"...
where Murtha advocates that the U.S. should
not pull-out or Iraq prematurely or create a timetable)

"Our military has done everything that has been asked of them, the U.S. can not accomplish anything further in Iraq militarily. IT IS TIME TO BRING THEM HOME." (Rep. John Murtha on the War in Iraq, Congressman John Murtha website, November 17, 2005)


"Well, I say that the fight against Americans began with Abu
Ghraib. It began with the invasion of Iraq. That's when terrorism started."
(Murtha, Nov. 17, 2005, News Hour with Jim Lehrer)


"They [the Marines/Military] knew the day after this happened that
it was not as they portrayed it. They knew that they (marines) went into the
rooms, they killed the people in the taxi. There was no firing at all. And this
comes from the highest authority in the Marine Corps, so there's no question in
my mind,"
(Murtha, May 2006)

"There was no firefight. There was no IED that killed these innocent people. Our troops overreacted because of the pressure on them, and they killed innocent civilians in cold blood"
(Murtha, May 19, 2006)

''We can go to Okinawa. . . . We can redeploy there almost instantly.''
(Murtha, June 11, 2006, Meet The Press)


"We can't win this."
(Rep. John Murtha, Congressional Record, June 15, 2006, p. H4028)


"We are causing the problem."
Rep.John Murtha, Congressional Record, June 15, 2006, p. H4028)


"American presence in Iraq is more dangerous to world peace than
nuclear threats from North Korea or Iran."
(Murtha, June 24, 2006 South Florida Sun-Sentinel)


Concerning the Haditha Marines that Murtha mugged with a guilty verdict during an investigation. Mugger has little to say. In fact, it seems he is cowardly hiding from his false, but damning words.
Still Running for Cover

John Murtha. “Mad Jack”. “Mugger”. Possibly “Mothra’s Ugly Brother”. He has gained many names, but the assignation the Congressman likes the best is “hero”. Is he a hero?

Democratic Congressman Murtha is not a war hero
On the occasion of his attacks on the troops and the nation’s Iraq policy, I again took interest, as he was described as an injured war hero. John Murtha is not a war hero. I am certain if and when the truth comes out one will find that his awards were given long after he left Viet Nam. Murtha is, in my opinion, a phony and has used his veteran’s status to climb to the top of several committees where he can and does influence pork for Johnstown.
Read the rest and google “Murtha Marine Hero” and decide for yourself.
Me? I think he is an opportunist old hack having his past lies and duplicity coming full circle to bite him in the ass.

Throw him out.

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Thursday, August 09, 2007

New York Times & Jim Lehrer Report Confirm Leaving Will Push Iraq To Iran

Damien Cave of the New York Times just said on the The News Hour with Jim Lehrer that Iraq is being pushed into Iran's arms by their fear of America leaving Iraq.

Good job Democrats. Making Iran stronger is dusty work. Now you can relax and have a sip of wine for a job well done.

I know he's a useful idiot, but I wouldn't invite John "Mugger" Murtha. He's so rough around the edges being a hero and a Marine. He might clash with the delicate Chardonnay.

Islam-British Law can go to hell

Soon to be seen in your neighborhood!

Dedicated to Yasser Arafat and All The Men He Loved

The Skinny on Arafat

Communists, Kerry and Co-conspirators

Via Never Yet Melted The Source of John Kerry’s Famous Senate Speech
and
Gateway Pundits

Propaganda Redux

Take it from this old KGB hand: The left is abetting America's enemies
with its intemperate attacks on President Bush.


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During the Vietnam War we spread vitriolic stories around the world,
pretending that America's presidents sent Genghis Khan-style barbarian soldiers to Vietnam who raped at random, taped electrical wires to human genitals, cut off limbs, blew up bodies and razed entire villages. Those weren't facts. They were our tales, but some seven million Americans ended up being convinced their own president, not communism, was the enemy. As Yuri Andropov, who conceived this dezinformatsiya war against the U.S., used to tell me, people are more willing to believe smut than holiness.


The final goal of our anti-American offensive was to discourage the
U.S. from protecting the world against communist terrorism and expansion. Sadly, we succeeded. After U.S. forces precipitously pulled out of Vietnam, the
victorious communists massacred some two million people in Vietnam, Laos and
Cambodia. Another million tried to escape, but many died in the attempt. This
tragedy also created a credibility gap between America and the rest of the
world, damaged the cohesion of American foreign policy, and poisoned domestic
debate in the U.S.

Unfortunately, partisans today have taken a page from the old Soviet
playbook. At the 2004 Democratic National Convention, for example, Bush critics
continued our mud-slinging at America's commander in chief. One speaker, Martin
O'Malley, now governor of Maryland, had earlier in the summer stated he was more worried about the actions of the Bush administration than about al Qaeda. On another occasion, retired four-star general Wesley Clark gave Michael Moore a platform to denounce the American commander in chief as a "deserter." And
visitors to the national chairman of the Democratic Party had to step across a
doormat depicting the American president surrounded by the words, "Give Bush the Boot."


Statement of Mr. John Kerry

...I am not here as John Kerry. I am here as one member of the group of
1,000 which is a small representation of a very much larger group of
veterans in this country, and were it possible for all of them to sit at
this table they would be here and have the same kind of testimony....


WINTER SOLDIER INVESTIGATION

I would like to talk, representing all those veterans, and say that
several months ago in Detroit, we had an investigation at which over 150
honorably discharged and many very highly decorated veterans testified to war
crimes committed in Southeast Asia, not isolated incidents but crimes committed
on a day-to-day basis with the full awareness of officers at all levels of
command....


They told the stories at times they had personally raped, cut off
ears, cut off heads, taped wires from portable telephones to human genitals and turned up the power, cut off limbs, blown up bodies, randomly shot
at civilians, razed villages in fashion reminiscent of Genghis Khan, shot cattle and dogs for fun, poisoned food stocks, and generally ravaged the countryside of South Vietnam in addition to the normal ravage of war, and the normal and very particular ravaging which is done by the applied bombing power of this country.


We call this investigation the "Winter Soldier Investigation." The term "Winter Soldier" is a play on words of Thomas Paine in 1776 when he spoke of the Sunshine Patriot and summertime soldiers who deserted at Valley Forge because the going was rough.

We who have come here to Washington have come here because we feel
we have to be winter soldiers now. We could come back to this country; we could
be quiet; we could hold our silence; we could not tell what went on in Vietnam,
but we feel because of what threatens this country, the fact that the crimes
threaten it, not reds, and not redcoats but the crimes which we are committing
that threaten it, that we have to speak out.
Is it a coincidence that the left of the 60-70s to now have used the same words, as if scripted, to tear down the United States of America.

Genghis Khan
raped
taped
human genitals
cut off
cut off limbs
blew up
razed

and more

Coincidence? I think not.

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Demand Tolerence-Tolerate Demands and Liberal Double Speak

While waiting on the phone, playing the adult game of phone tag and other kinda work things this morning I had some fun. While reading earlier this morning I got tired of wading through liberal newspeak, words and catch phrases and decided to make a list.

This is my short list. Feel free to send me more.

Enlightenment
Social Justice
Corporate Line
Separation of Church and State
WASP
Colonization
American Imperialism
Diversity
Blood for Oil
Oil War
Racist
Recount
No Justice No Peace
Oppression and Exploitation
Working Class
Cognitive Dissonance
global justice
sit in
Post-conception contraception
Redistributionist paradigm
Utopian Global Governance
Affirmative Action
Intolerance and Hatred
(insert victim group) Community
Redistribution
Corporate Welfare
Fetus
police brutality
Global Warming
Wage Inequity
(insert)ism
Hate Speech
Hate Crime
Wealthy Fat Cats
Least Among Us
(insert) – Americans
Identity
patriarchal culture
Politics of Inclusion
Injustice
Inequality
class ethnic gender envy
Multiculturalism
Moral Relativism
New Democrat
Power to the People
Social Engineering
Social Justice
Corporate War
Truth to Power
Victimology
Welfare
Women and Minorities
Zero Sum Game
Economic Justice
Spending Cuts
Budget Cuts
Nazi
Fascists
Whistleblower
Stolen Election
Swiftboating
Anti-intellectual
Entitlement
War on Poverty
Pro-choice
Redeployment
Christianist
Duck Pit
Misogynist
Sexist
So-called Liberal Media
Theocan
Neo Con
VRWC
Wecovery
Open Borders
New Property
Empowerment
Hate Crime
Hate Speech
Disenfranchise
Marginalize
An Intervention
Rovian
Happy Holidays
Jesus-freaks
Metrosexual
OSHA
Israeli Apartheid
politics of personal destruction
Christian Right
Global Village
It Takes a Village
Feminism
Politics of Choice
Women’s Liberation
Forced Motherhood
Bush Lied (insert) Died
Gun Violence
Revenue Enhancements
Politics of Meaning
Undocumented Immigrant
Level playing field
Social Activist
Fair Society
Interdependence
Fair and Just
Fairness and Equality
War on the Working Class
Bush Knew
Bushitler
Deceiver in Chief
Support Resistance
Love the Soldier, Hate His War
End War
No War
Kyoto
Oil Makes War
Think Globally Act Locally
Stop the Draft
Draft for Equality
Zionism is Nazism
Boycott Israel
Religious Reich
Wall of Separation Between Church and State

Wednesday, August 08, 2007

Pelosi Toasts Bonds-Pelosi Bonds Toast

Finally, Pelosi Toasts Bonds And His "Rightful Place Among Sport's Immortals"

Yeah, well, botox, steroids, whatever.

Secret Shoppers Needed in Toledo Government

From Thurber's Thoughts

More unnecessary spending
And then there is the concept that our mayor is spending tax dollars to
evaluate local businesses. To further add insult to injury, he publicly chastizes them because they don't 'measure up.' If I were a prospective visitor who'd just read this article, I'd be looking for a hotel in Perrysburg, as the mayor certainly didn't cast our hotels in a positive light.


I can't help but wonder - after he's finished with the hotels, what
will be next? Will he turn his attention to local restaurants? retail outlets?
movie theaters?


Perhaps everyone would be better served if he turned those secret
shoppers on the city departments and agencies...especially since he has direct
authority over those entities - and that's what he was elected to do.



I think this is a great civic idea. The Mayor doesn't seem to listen to the citizenry. Maybe he'll listen to his own "truth squad". Did he say anything about "The Kaptur Inn"? I must have missed that.

HT to Carnival of Ohio Politics via the always cool, never nerdy, "Run BAK" aka, Ben Keeler.

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A Michael Totten Must Read

Via Crusader Rabbit

An Iraqi Interpreter’s Story
By Michael J. Totten

MJT: Anything you want to say that I didn’t ask you about?

Hammer: Because of the few bad Iraqis who work as interpreters for
the U.S., no one trusts us. But if you give me a gun I will fight harder than
the Americans. You can go home. I can’t. I have to live in this country. If the
Americans don’t give a Green Card to me and my family, I have to stay in this
prison.


At Camp Taji the First Cavalry Division thinks interpreters are the
enemy. They decided that interpreters who aren’t American citizens have to take
the American flag off their uniforms before they are allowed to enter the dining
facility.


I cried that day.

I wasn’t supposed to, but I complained. I said It’s okay for me to
die outside wearing the American flag, but I can’t eat wearing the American flag
with Americans? That was the worst day of my life with the American
Army.


I’ll tell you what I tell my family. If I die here, wrap me in the
American flag when you bury me. I don’t want to be wrapped in the flag of Iraq.


Hammer is looking for employment in and permanent relocation to the
United States for himself, his wife, and his son. If you can sponsor him for a
Green Card and help save his family, email him at superlink_par@yahoo.com and
superlink_70@yahoo.com