Saturday, October 27, 2007

Iraqi Generosity The MSM Would Rather Not Report

What goes around - Comes around

Is it no wonder that we feel differently about the people of Iraq, when the
American media only reports sensational news? If it doesn’t bleed or explode,
you just aren’t going to see it on the evening news. I received a press release
from Baghdad today, which I know the mainstream media will not pass on to you
all. Here is an example of Iraqi charity and gratitude which touched my soul.
Imagine how incredibly generous these soldiers are. They have little to support
their own families. It’s not enough that they are fighting daily to bring peace
to their country. They are actually reaching out to help unfortunate
Americans.

I blame Bush.

It Was A Dark And Stormy Night

It was a long night, Mr. Speaker, when we heard back the reports as the news
reports said that a plane has gone down in Ely, Minnesota, and it was thought to
be containing Paul Wellstone and his partner, Sheila Wellstone, and their
daughter and several other campaigners. We hoped all night that what we thought might have happened didn't happen, but at the end of the evening, we learned that that tragedy, in fact, did occur. Our worst fears were confirmed when we learned that we lost him, but it was a long several hours before we realized
that that tragedy had actually occurred, and we had hoped against hope. I will
never forget that night.
Wellstone's plane went down around 9AM. Though not in Cambodia.

Via Power Line

Break A Law, It Doesn't Matter Anymore

In fact, screw the law. If the government doesn't care why should we?

Who's side is Homeland security on? Not ours. ILLEGAL Aliens are now supposed to get drivers licenses. Not to drive their ass home, but to our jobs, our schools, our hospitals and our services.

Homeland Security strikes deal with New York on driver's licenses

Why have laws at all? Are laws pertaining to taxes, speed limits and drugs now negotiable if a moron like Eliot Spitzer feels the need to feel the pain of law breakers?

How Clintonesque. The devil is no longer in a blue dress the details I guess.
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Near Crickhowell Wales

Friday, October 26, 2007

What's Good For Syria Is Good For Iran


Maybe start with Mahmoud Ahmadinejad's house...

"How Dare You", Good For Bill Clinton

Never thought I'd say that. To be honest I am not really happy about saying it because I feel like I should wait for the punch line or the other shoe to drop. Also, I have to ask why Bubba hasn't stepped up to the plate before. Maybe he's plowing a little for the Hillary or maybe this was the first time he had wackjob hecklers speaking truther crap to power while he is making a speech.

Whatever.

I congratulate you Bill Clinton. You finally acted like a president.

To the truthers on the left and those in the Ron Paul asylum, grow up, get a life and try to stop embarrassing yourselves. Morons.

Thursday, October 25, 2007

Call France (A Reprint from February)

This was e-mailed to me by a politically moderate friend. He prefaced it with "Hell Yeah".

WOULDN'T IT BE GREAT TO TURN ON THE TV AND HEAR OUR U.S. PRESIDENT, DEMOCRAT OR REPUBLICAN GIVE THE FOLLOWING SPEECH?

My Fellow Americans: As you all know, the defeat of the Iraq regime has been completed.Since congress does not want to spend any more money on this war, our mission in Iraq is complete.

This morning I gave the order for a complete removal of all American forces from Iraq. This action will be complete within 30 days. It is now time to begin the reckoning.

Before me, I have two lists. One list contains the names of countries which have stood by our side during the Iraq conflict. This list is short. The United Kingdom , Spain , Bulgaria , Australia , and Poland are some of the countries listed there.

The other list contains everyone not on the first list. Most of the world's nation s are on that list. My press secretary will be distributing copies of both lists later this evening.

Let me start by saying that effective immediately, foreign aid to those nations on List 2 ceases immediately and indefinitely. The money saved during the first year alone will pretty much pay for the cost s of the Iraqi war.

The American people are no longer going to pour money into third world countries and watch those government leaders grow fat on corruption.

Need help with a famine? Wrestling with an epidemic? Call France.

In the future, together with Congress, I will work to redirect this money toward solving the vexing social problems we still have at home. On that note, a word to terrorist organizations. Screw with us and we will hunt you down and eliminate you and all your friends from the face of the earth.

Thirsting for a gutsy country to terrorize? Try France, or maybe China.

I am ordering the immediate severing of diplomatic relations with France, Germany, and Russia. Thanks for all your help, comrades. We are retiring from NATO as well. Bon chance, mesamis.

I have instructed the Mayor of New York City to begin towing the many UN diplomatic vehicles located in Manhattan with more than two unpaid par king tickets to sites where those vehicles will be stripped, shredded and crushed. I don't care about whatever treaty pertains to this. You creeps have tens of thousands of unpaid tickets. Pay those tickets tomorrow or watch your precious Benzes, Beamers and limos be turned over to some of the finest chop shops in the world. I love New York.

A special note to our neighbors. Canada is on List 2. Since we are likely to be seeing a lot more of each other, you folks might want to try not ticking us off for a change.

Mexico is also on List 2. President Fox and his entire corrupt government really need an attitude adjustment. I will have a couple extra tank and infantry divisions sitting around. Guess where I am going to putem? Yep, border security. So start doing something with your oil.

Oh, by the way, the United States is abrogating the NAFTA treaty - starting now.

We are tired of the one-way highway. Immediately, we 'll be drilling for oil in Alaska - which will take care of this country's oil needs for decades to come. If you're an environmentalist who opposes this decision, I refer you to List 2 above: pick a country and move there. They care.

It is time for America to focus on its own welfare and its own citizens. Some will accuse us of isolationism. I answer them by saying, "darn tootin."

Nearly a century of trying to help folks live a decent life around the world has only earned us the undying enmity of just about everyone on the planet. It is time to eliminate hunger in America. It is time to eliminate homelessness in America. It is time to eliminate World Cup Soccer from America.

To the nations on List 1, a final thought. Thanks guys. We owe you and we won't forget.

To the nations on List 2, a final thought: You might want to learn to speak Arabic.

God bless America.

Thank you and good night.

If you can read this, thank a teacher.

If you are reading it in English, thank a soldier.
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Did Bush Use A Bic Or A Zippo To Start CA Fires?

Bush is blamed for global warming so the fires in California must be President Bush's fault.

Just ask Hysterical Harry Reid.

Just ask CNN.

Just ask George Carlin.

Just ask the ever brilliant Babs Boxer.

OOPS, it was arson, but that doesn't change a thing. It's still BusHitler's fault. He's so stupid he masterminded the whole thing to purposely destroy the planet just to make millions. Really. He did. A school teacher told me. Makes it so. Does too.
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In Maine Parents Too Stupid To Raise Children

How did we get to the point where schools, hospitals, medical personnel and government have decided that parents do not have the right to know facts, events and procedures about their children. Their underage children.

This idea was driven home by the school in Maine that wants to give birth control to 11 year old girls. Not women. Not young ladies. Girls. A proponent of this idea stated that this is no different than the practices of health care clinics all over the state that routinely treat under age children without their parents knowledge or that refuse to give the parents any information about results, diagnosis and treatment concerning their children.

BTW, the school nurse pushing contraceptives for eleven year old kids is married to the State Attorney General of the state of Maine. Conflict there?

Over the years I have been repeatedly told that I am not allowed to be privy to information about my children. When in public schools for undergraduate studies my children's well being or travails were none of my business when speaking with school officials. Even though I paid for my children's education when they attended college I was not allowed to be aware of their progress, at least by school officials. I was told that I could discuss it with my children.

How did we get to this point where local, state and federal officials are required to know information about our children, but as parents we are not to know, indeed, we are told it is not our right to know.

We're not smart enough to know what is right for our children and we are supposed to believe that bureaucrats that do not know our kids or us know what is best for all of us.

Now cometh our great mother Hillary to kick it up a notch.

Aren't we lucky? If it weren't for bureaucrats all the 11 year old children in Maine would be pregnant or parents. But they wouldn't have any rights.
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MoveOn.org Lies So Send Me Money!

MoveOn dot org produced one of the lowest forms of political advertising in which they combined the biggest lies they could think of to direct attention (and money, lots of it) to themselves through the same schlock shock theory of advertising that "Crazy Eddie" used to sell platters of music for years.

IF YOU THINK THE "BETRAY US" AD WAS A LIE AND BENEATH CONTEMPT SEND ME MONEY! NOW! LOTS OF IT.

IF MOVEON TOLD A LIE, THEN IT'S ME YOU CAN BUY!!!!

IF MOVEON DOT ORG LIED, IN MY HANDS YOUR TENS, TWENTIES AND FIFTIES WILL HAVE DIED!!!!! DON'T GET ME STARTED ON THE DEATH OF YOUR HUNDREDS!

FUNDRAISER. FUNDRAISER. FUNDRAISER!

I AM USING MOVEON DOT ORG TO FUNDRAISE FOR ME! SEND IT IN. GO TO DADDY'S WALLET OR MOMMY'S PURSE AND TAKE THE GREEN STUFF OUT, PUT IT IN AN ENVELOPE AND SEND IT TO MEEEEEEEEEE! MRED WANTS YOUR CABBAGE.

Commentary: New questions raised on Google, MoveOn.org relationship

Oh, and Google, kiss my copyright ass.

PS, DEAR MOVEON DOT ORG, WISH YOU WERE HERE. PLEASE SEND MONEY!

Desiree Farooz Desires Pink Spotlight-Mohammed Not Happy

Protestor painted in 'blood' accosts Condoleezza Rice
A woman with her hands painted blood-red confronted Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice at the US Congress Wednesday, shouting "war criminal" before being hauled away by Capitol security.

Desiree Farooz accosted Rice ahead of her appearance at a House of Representatives hearing on US foreign policy, waving her hands just centimeters (inches) from the diplomat's face inside the committee meeting room as television cameras captured the confrontation.

"The blood of millions of Iraqis is on your hands," Farooz shouted, before police wrestled her away.

Several other people, members of the anti-war activist group Code Pink, were subsequently ejected from the room.
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When are the grownups going to show for these debates. I mean childish behavior and street theatre went out in the 70's. Now it's just embarrassing, especially when a grown woman who wants to be den mother for a bunch of Code Pink losers (via Classical Values)decides to confront a member of the administration with fake blood and lies. Desiree's hubby ain't too happy about her living arrangements, in fact Mohammed is "not happy". Damned women won't stay in their place.
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If you really want to sink your teeth into what the wacko left is thinking go to Randi Rhodes site and read what they're saying. It is a hoot. Watch your step though, Bloody Mary may trip you up.
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Wednesday, October 24, 2007

You Name It, It's Bush's Fault

A concise history of political cause and effect in modern reality as seen by Kos, HuffPo and FDL and others incapable of having coherent thoughts concerning events that have happened on October 24th.

1912 - First Balkan War: The Battle of Kumanovo concludes with the Serbian victory. Samuel P. Bush’s fault.
1917 - Battle of Caporetto starts on the Austro-Italian front of World War I Samuel P. Bush’s fault.
1917 - The day of the Russian revolution, The Red Revolution. Samuel P. Bush’s fault.
1929 - "Black Thursday" stock market crash on the New York Stock Exchange. Samuel P. Bush’s fault.
1930 - A bloodless coup d'état in Brazil ousts Washington Luís Pereira de Sousa, the last President of the First Republic. Getúlio Dornelles Vargas is then installed as "provisional president." Prescott S. Bush’s fault.
1935 - Italy invades Ethiopia Prescott S. Bush’s fault.
1944 - World War II: The Japanese aircraft carrier Zuikaku, and the battleship Musashi are sunk in the Battle of Leyte Gulf. Prescott S. Bush’s fault.
1945 - Founding of the United Nations Prescott S. Bush’s fault.
1947 - Walt Disney testifies to the House Un-American Activities Committee, naming Disney employees he believes to be communists. Prescott S. Bush’s fault.
1954 - Dwight D. Eisenhower pledges United States support to South Vietnam George H. W. Bush’s fault.
1957 - The USAF starts the X-20 Dyna-Soar program. George H. W. Bush’s fault.
1960 - Nedelin catastrophe: An R-16 ballistic missile explodes on the launch pad at the Soviet Union's Baikonur Cosmodrome space facility, killing over 100. Among the dead is Field Marshall Mitrofan Nedelin, whose death is reported to have occurred in a plane crash George H. W. Bush’s fault.
1964 - Northern Rhodesia gains independence from the United Kingdom and becomes the Republic of Zambia (Southern Rhodesia remained a colony)
1973 - Yom Kippur War ends George H. W. Bush’s fault.
1977 - Veterans Day is observed on the fourth Monday in October for the seventh.and last time. (The holiday is once again observed on November 11 beginning the following year.) George H. W. Bush’s fault.
1980 - Government of Poland legalises Solidarity trade union George H. W. Bush’s fault.1986 - Nezar Hindawi is sentenced to 45 years in prison, the longest sentence handed down by a British court, for the attempted bombing on an El Al flight at Heathrow. After the verdict, the United Kingdom breaks diplomatic relations with Syria, claiming that Hindawi was helped by Syrian officials. George W. Bush’s fault
1990 - Italian prime minister Giulio Andreotti reveals to the Italian parliament the existence of Gladio, the Italian "stay-behind" clandestine paramilitary NATO army. George W. Bush’s fault
1995 - A total solar eclipse is visible from Iran, India, Thailand, and SE Asia. [2] George W. Bush’s fault
1998 - Launch of Deep Space 1 comet/asteroid mission George W. Bush’s fault
2002 - Police arrest spree killers John Allen Muhammad and Lee Boyd Malvo, ending the Beltway sniper attacks in the area around Washington, DC. George W. Bush’s fault
2003 - Concorde makes its last commercial flight. George W. Bush’s fault
2006 - Justice Rutherford of the Ontario Superior Court of Justice struck down the "motive clause", an important part of the Canadian Anti-Terrorism Act. George W. Bush’s fault

Katrina was a combined Bush family effort that included both dead and alive relatives throughout the globe, but the levee break was the sole responsibility of the Walker family.
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Harry Reid Guillotines Anti-Illegal Debate

Note to minion: After blaming California wild fires on global warming, Heraldo Harry wants to forgive and forget millions of illegal aliens. Well get the Republicans to forget them. Next election Harry will have direct mail pieces going to every unknown address in the country reminding the illegals just who made their crimes go away.

Harry has invoked cloture on his little immigration bribe in that he has cut off debate, i.e., no discussionas about mexicanos sneaking across el border.

To do: Call you elected (by legal Americans) representatives and scream bloody murder about what you'll do if they vote for this bill.

In my case that means calling the office of the crying man Voinovich and Herod Brown who will wash his hands of anything unpleasant, but still go along with it because he feels their pain, but not ours.

When: Now! Go! Call. Write. Visit. Make your friends do likewise. Join the Republic and heckle your Reps. It's the American way.

Make America illegal for illegals to become legal in an illegal way. Vote American. Vote against Reid!
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Tuesday, October 23, 2007

Sunday, October 21, 2007

Ron Paul Did Not Win Debate

Ron Paul shrieked incoherently every time he was called upon and his elves still flooded the Fox news call-in poll to declare him winner with 38%. What crap.

Pat Paulsen Ron Paul did not win the debate. He did win the most booes of the evening. That's something for the elves to hang onto.

Stick a fork in him, he's done.

UPDATE; LGF is on this and doing the necessary tech research. Can you say gaming?
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HEADLINE! HEADLINE! RON PAUL

Watching the debate and it came to me.

Pat Paulsen never really died. He just raised his voice, did a comb over reverse and renamed himself Ron Paul.

UPDATE: Both have first names with 3 letters. Then there is Paul which is just a shorter Paulsen...........

Coincidence? I think not!

Case closed. Ron Paul is Pat Paulsen without the wit or the wisdom.
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All Democrats have left is hate

I was going to write something along this line, but Jonn Lilyea has done an admiral job of outlining just how low the Democrats have sunk.

Is it possible to be one's own iceberg to one's Titanic?

If so, let her rip.

In the meantime go read Jonn's post. HERE.

Hillary Sucks Sez Socks

Ouch! Hillary Clinton's softer image is clawed over dumped cat

AS THE “first pet” of the Clinton era, Socks, the White House cat,
allowed “chilly” Hillary Clinton to show a caring, maternal side as well as
bringing joy to her daughter Chelsea. So where is Socks today?


Once the presidency was over, there was no room for Socks any more.
After years of loyal service at the White House, the black and white cat was
dumped on Betty Currie, Bill Clinton’s personal secretary, who also had an
embarrassing clean-up role in the saga of his relationship with the intern
Monica Lewinsky.


Maybe that stink in the White House wasn't the litter box.

Saturday, October 20, 2007

Eliot Spitzer's Illegal Voters To Legally Drive To Polls

Illegals OK'd to drive in N.Y.
New York Gov. Eliot Spitzer has started a major political fight over
immigration by ordering state officials to issue driver's licenses to illegal
aliens, prompting at least one county legislature to defy the executive order
and pushing toward a showdown in court.


The embattled governor's order has drawn some acerbic commentary,
including a cartoon showing Osama bin Laden as a New York City taxi driver.
After spending months trying to deflect charges that he used state police to
target the Republican leader of the state Senate, Mr. Spitzer appears eager for
a fight over this contentious issue.


"The rabid right that wants to pile on and use this to demagogue
the issue will not carry the day in New York state," he said recently. "Those
who view this as a political issue once again are taking the state in the wrong
direction."


Fresh from his criminal activity as bully-in-chief, Eliot Spitzer has ripped a page from the Pelosi/Reid book of lowlife politics by blatantly lying and ignoring reality, the voter's wishes and the law to deflect criticism from his troubled administration by giving illegal aliens the right to drive in New York. It seems that Democrats/liberals nationwide are using the Pelosi/Reid model of totally ignoring reality and creating an alter-world of their own where they can practice a brand of politics that has no connection to the truth anywhere except in the MSM's world of e=mc tripled. Given time Spitzer may yet figure out how to share credit for raising $4.2 million for the Marine Corps - Law Enforcement Foundation with Hysterical Harry.

I can't wait to drive on the Bell Parkway between two jihadists fighting over a little boy and a piñata bandit late for taco hour at the local welfare office.

But, at least the illegals won't be breaking the law when they drive to the polls to vote for Eliot. That's a plus. Right?
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Pelosi Hangs Stark Out To Dry For CYA

Pelosi Rebukes Stark for Iraq Comments

House Speaker Nancy Pelosi rebuked a fellow San Francisco Bay-area
liberal Friday for what she said were "inappropriate" comments about Iraq during a congressional debate.


Maybe the Nanner can use this to give herself cover for all of the stupid and offensive things that she has spewed from her mouth.

"Bush is an incompetent leader. In fact, he's not a leader,'' Pelosi said. "He's a person who has no judgment, no experience and no knowledge of the subjects that he has to decide upon.''

"I believe that the president's leadership in the actions taken in Iraq demonstrate an incompetence in terms of knowledge, judgment and experience in making the decisions that would have been necessary to truly accomplish the mission without the deaths to our troops and the cost to our taxpayers."

"If people are ripping your face off," she said, picking at a chicken salad dressed only with lemon wedges, "you have to rip their face off."