Showing posts with label Who Cares. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Who Cares. Show all posts

Monday, February 08, 2010

Palin CHEATS! Left Stuck On Stupid.

Seems that Sarah Palin writing notes on her hand has some people convinced that she is a cheat. I have a friend who has always written phone numbers, notes and reminders on her left hand. Now, as a successful business woman, she still does., but she never was nor is now a cheat.
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Doing a simple search brings up Palin supposedly cheating in various ways or maybe her husband cheating or maybe her body parts cheating or maybe someone connected to her cheating, quite possibly in league with her. Or someone she knows. Like McCain. Or one of his pets, but also possibly an Alaskan moose, which is probably why she shot it.
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Illness should never be ridiculed, that would be wrong, but people suffering from Palin Misogyny Syndrom (PMS) should be treated with all means available including psychiatric ridicule.
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As a comfort, these people should also be shown the half full glass of logic that appears to reflect that Palin has never been shown to openly cheat on Andrew Sullivan's uterus. Such a reassurance uttered before the administration of warm cocoa and a lullaby just before bed should ease their pain.

Friday, February 05, 2010

Stern/Franken/Couric/Kennedy: 4 Clowns Whose Mere Presence Dooms Success

Howard Stern to Replace Simon Cowell on 'IDOL'?
I guess I am in a minority of one, but I couldn't care less about Idol.

NO JOKE: FRANKEN SLAMS AXELROD AND WHITE HOUSE HEALTH CARE STRATEGY...
Maybe Franken can stomp his feet and punch someone. Maybe snarling while wearing a diaper. Yeah, that'll make statesman like.

VIDEO SHOCK: Katie Couric frolics in Haute Couture and diamonds as CBSNEWS cuts staff...

I seldom watch CBS and I never watch when Couric is on.


Kennedy: Scott Brown's candidacy 'a joke'...

A skinny Melvin Purvis impersonator has more gravitas than Patrick Kennedy. Hey, even Franken and Stern have more gravitas than Patrick Kennedy and Couric is taller than Purvis and she doesn't appear to have a Kennedy problem with driving.

Monday, January 18, 2010

For My Reader

Back tomorrow. Now you can relax, eh?

Wednesday, December 30, 2009

Boring Update

Andrew Sullivan is depressed and still has his school girl crush on Sarah Palin. His (?) panties are still in a twist.

My 2010 New Year's wish for Andrew is that he finds a less self directed satirical obsession than Sarah Palins birth canal.

Wednesday, December 02, 2009

Jesse Ventura Bribed By MSNBC

Yep, the same station that has such luminary black holes such as Keith Olbermann.

Ventura says MSNBC nixed his show for not supporting Iraq War
When you live in Mexico, your houses all have names. I almost named my house Casa MSNBC because they bought it. I was paid like a professional athlete, and I got very wealthy. For doing nothing.

I would like to see a smackdown between Ventura and Olbermann. They could both wear pink spandex, tin foil hats and large orange boas. Afterwards they could reflect together on a Mexican beach sipping Pina Coladas. With little umbrellas. And magic sparkly dust that shows them truth, justice and the American way. In Mexico.

Thursday, September 24, 2009

Zalaya Has Gas

They're torturing me, Honduras' Manuel Zelaya claims
It's been 89 days since Manuel Zelaya was booted from power. He's sleeping on chairs, and he claims his throat is sore from toxic gases and ``Israeli mercenaries'' are torturing him with high-frequency radiation.

Yeah, but the real torture will begin with ear splitting broadcasts of Madonna, Elton John and Barry Manilow.

Now that's torture.

Sunday, September 06, 2009

Michael Moore Is Boring

After years of being "edgy", Moore packs all the sting of a wet noodle.

'Capitalism is evil', says new Michael Moore film...

He is just predictable. And a bore.

Thursday, August 27, 2009

ACK! The Terror Of Second Hand Smoke


The IG's office described this smoke-blowing as one of several "unauthorized or undocumented techniques" it discovered had been used in isolated incidents by CIA employees interrogating high-level al-Qaida terrorists. "
An Agency (redacted phrase) interrogator admitted that, in December 2002, he and another (redacted phrase) smoked cigars and blew cigar smoke in al-Nashiri's face during the interrogation," said the IG report.
The IG, however, was unable to clearly establish that the smoke-blowing was intended to force Nashiri to cough up what he knew about al-Qaida's plans.
"The interrogator claimed they did this to 'cover the stench' in the room and to help keep the interrogators alert late at night," said the IG report. "This interrogator said he would not do this again based on 'perceived criticism.' Another agency interrogator admitted that he also smoked cigars during two sessions with al-Nashiri to mask the stench in the room. He claimed he did not deliberately force smoke into al-Nashiri's face." The interrogators learned their lesson: Don't blow smoke at terrorists.
The report did not mention the unauthorized second hand smoke at the World Trade Center, the Pentagon nor the effects of this technique on people near the crash site of Flight 93 in Pennsylvania.

Saturday, November 08, 2008

Liberal Sensitivity & Caring Fights "Christo-Fascist"

One boy's gay is another boy's nigger I guess. After the just finished campaign where liberals purposely were as offensive as possible (it's their right you know)we now find just how deeply they uphold the rights of others to hold their own beliefs. Except, you know, if they don't agree. Then your beliefs suck and should be battered down publicly with hate crimes.

I love that liberals had to clarify and codify personal beliefs as hate crimes. Am I allowed to say that it has come full circle to bite them in the butt? Screw the pooch? Nah, never mind.

The N-bomb is dropped on black passersby at Prop 8 protests
"It was like being at a klan rally except the klansmen were wearing Abercrombie polos and Birkenstocks. YOU NIGGER, one man shouted at men. If your people want to call me a FAGGOT, I will call you a nigger. Someone else said same thing to me on the next block near the temple...me and my friend were walking, he is also gay but Korean, and a young WeHo clone said after last night the niggers better not come to West Hollywood if they knew what was BEST for them."

Watching queens fight is fun. They get so royally po'd and scratch people with their tiaras and bitchy words.

Tuesday, August 26, 2008

The Crying Game

First the Hillary had her go. YouTube - Hillary Clinton Crying

Now Jabbering Joe is trying it for size. VIDEO: BIDEN CRIES...





Next up Michelle and Obama? Weeping hopelessly for [enter special interest group] as they all hold hands and gasp out a couple of verses of Kumbaya.

Thursday, July 24, 2008

Second Coming In Berlin! Bernhardt Hessian Obamasheitz Arrives

All of Berlin paralyzed with joy of his adoring gaze.

Spiegel Live Ticker
Bernhardt Hessian Obamasheitz addresses global warming
In order to provide protection for Obama, the Berlin Police Department has deployed an additional 700 police. Direct bodyguards for Obama are being provided by the US Secret Service. With a motorcade of more than 20 vehicles, Obama begins the short journey to downtown Berlin.

He displays His international expertise
A few hundred tourists gather in front of the Chancellery hoping to get a glimpse of Obama as he arrives for his planned meeting with Angela Merkel. They succeed: When he steps out of his car, the Democratic Party presidential candidate waves to the crowd.

He sees the birthplace of the Republican Party
The German leader meets Obama in the "Skylobby" of the Chancellery office. They shake hands and pat each other on the shoulders. Merkel quickly shows him the view of the Reichstag across the street, which is home to Germany's parliament.

He does the Breck Boy move
Obama has arrived at the Hotel Adlon. Hundreds of spectators are gathered in front of the hotel, but he has decided to use the back entrance to the underground parking garage.

Merkel has shortest discussion ever
The first-ever meeting between Illinois Senator Barack Obama and German Chancellor Angela Merkel "was a very open and deep discussion in a very good atmosphere," said German government spokesman Ulrich Wilhelm. The spokesman said the politicians had conducted detailed discussions about foreign policy issues as well as climate change and economic issues.

Now you see Him. Now you don’t. Ich Bin Berliners more important.
"Barack Obama will not be coming to us," a spokesperson for the US military hospital in Landstuhl announced. "I don't know why." Shortly before the same spokeswoman had announced a planned visit by Obama.

Breathless media exhilarated.
German Foreign Minister Frank-Walter Steinmeier greets Obama in the inner courtyard of the German Foreign Ministry, where dozens of staff and about 70 journalists are waiting for his appearance. After a brief handshake, the two go back into the building.

He states His foreign policy with bravado, but there is no terror in Iraq.
Obama wants to urge the Europeans to increase their role in the war on terror during his speech this evening, says an Obama advisor. He will call on Europe to contribute more troops.

He brings the sunshine.
Hundreds of people wait in the sunshine in front of the barriers at the Brandenburg Gate, hoping to be some of the first to enter the Fan Mile. The area around the Victory Column where Obama will hold his speech is still sealed off. Visitors will be allowed entry starting at 4 p.m.

He further addresses global warming
With blue lights flashing and traveling in a long convoy Obama leaves the Foreign Ministry after just about an hour.

His foreign policy is refined, no cowboy at this coronation.
Steinmeier said he detected parallels in their philosophy of foreign policy. "Cooperation instead of confrontation -- that is also his foreign policy aim." Steinmeier said it had been a good conversation.

God is not French. He doesn’t even speak it.
While Obama's Berlin visit has caused a stir, hardly anyone is interested in his trip to Paris on Friday. There are hardly any French media reports on the eve of his visit. There is merely some grumbling about the extensive itinerary for his trip to Berlin. "A speech in Berlin, five little hours in Paris," writes French daily Le Monde.

Berlin voters are proud of their country for the first time because of Him.
Onlookers run down the broad avenue towards the stage in front of the Victory Column where Obama will give his speech in a few hours. The first visitors have now been allowed to enter the area and are searching for the best vantage points. They want to be able to hear exactly what the US politician has to say to the Germans.

2nd American invasion force in 63 years.
Dozens of Americans wearing Obama buttons swarm from Berlin's Central Station in the direction of the Fan Mile.

He addresses racial problems in America. Says Berlin is a symbol of hope.
The meeting between Obama and Wowereit lasts 20 minutes, during which the Berlin mayor asks the senator about integration strategies in the US. Obama then signs the city's guestbook, which Wowereit has brought with him to the Hotel Adlon. He writes: "Thank you so much for this open-hearted welcome. Berlin is a symbol for the victory of hope over fear and that it is impossible to separate people in their pursuit of freedom."

His evening wear will be discussed when possible. No report on boxers or briefs.
Obama enters the luxury Ritz Carlton hotel wearing a T-shirt, black sweatpants and white trainers -- apparantly to work out in the hotel's gym.

He loves Berlin. Staying much longer. Will shorten Paris visit.
Obama seems to like the German capital. He is to stay longer on Friday than he had originally planned, delaying his departure for Paris by two hours to just after noon. According to his team, however, these plans can change at any time.

World messiah described.
Berlin's mayor sings Obama's praises after their meeting. "He is a very charming and determined man, who has a vision for America and the whole world," says Klaus Wowereit after meeting with the senator.

He discusses Wright and wrong and how America has become lost.
Obama says "We cannot afford to be divided. On both sides of the Atlantic we have drifted apart and forgotten our shared destiny." Obama calls on people to "tear down new walls." "True partnership and true progress requires constant work and sustained sacrifice. Require allies who will learn from each other, listen to each other and most of all trust each other." "America has no better partner than Europe."

**Menus, favorite cocoas and bathroom habits sought. Developing…**

Friday, July 18, 2008

Election 2004 Whiners - Still Wasting Our Time & Money

At what point will the public just tell these losers to shut up?

Ohio Attorneys to Assert RICO Claim Against Karl Rove for Orchestrating Theft of 2004 Election
Cliff Arnebeck, the lead attorney in the King Lincoln Bronzeville lawsuit, was accompanied by Henry Eckert, a former public utilities commissioner, and Bob Fitrakis, a political science professor at Columbus State College and election integrity advocate who manages the Columbus Free Press, a progressive news sources, and who has made failed attempts to run for Congress and governor.
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Arnebeck told Mukasey he wants to “assert an Ohio Corrupt Practices Act/RICO claim against Mr. Karl Rover and others based upon their activities in 2000 to illegally use corporate treasury money and government power to establish single faction dominance in the United States, military dominance in the world and generally undermine the rule of law as it had developed over the course of the past century.

I love the military dominance angle. Its not just here in America, but a worldwide military dominance. Musta gotten that Death Star up and working.

Even without his black helicopters at midnight, one must admit the Rove is a dark and sinister force of evil that gives candy for votes to children and when that doesn't work he slips into their darkened rooms in the wee hours to reach under their pillows and snatches their votes from them. On the way out Rove steals their blankees too. And teddy bears. Honest, there's video!

Sunday, March 09, 2008

Greenwald's Sock Puppet Writes Hypocritical Bio Of Its Idol

But which sock puppet wrote this time?

Amazon.com

From Publishers Weekly

With this provocative book, Greenwald, a former constitutional lawyer and author of A Tragic Legacy and How Would a Patriot Act, purports to expose the rank myth-making and exploitation of cultural, gender and psychological themes by the Republican Party. The author begins his attack by targeting John Wayne, whom he sees as a template for right-wing notions of American courage and conservative manliness. Wayne's avoidance of military service and his string of divorces, both at odds with his public image, are emblematic in this account of a fundamental hypocrisy implicit in conservative mythologies. Greenwald goes on to argue that prominent Republicans from Ronald Reagan to Mitt Romney display the same hypocrisy in their public ideologies and personal lives. Shouldering much of the blame are the press and the media, including Matt Drudge, Ann Coulter, Chris Matthews and even Maureen Dowd, all of whom propagate popular attitudes about virile Republicans and effeminate Democrats. Despite the antipathy the author feels for Coulter, his writing is much like hers. More a partisan screed than a reasoned argument meant to persuade undecided readers, this repetitive text frequently devolves into personal attacks and vast generalizations.

“Those who ignore what Greenwald has to say act at our collective peril.”—John W. Dean, former Nixon White House counsel and author of Conservatives Without Conscience

“There are few patriots on Capitol Hill. You can count them on your hand. . . . Glenn Greenwald, constitutional lawyer, is one such patriot.”—BuzzFlash.com

“One of the smartest and most important new voices to emerge in politics in years.” —Markos Moulitsas Zúniga, founder of Daily Kos and coauthor of Crashing the Gate: Netroots, Grassroots, and the Rise of People-Powered Politics

"Glenn Greenwald has done it again. He’s about to release another great book. . . . From the myth that John Wayne was a great American hero (he was a WWII draft dodger), to how the media perpetuates false images of right-wingers (so much for the “liberal media”) . . . to the falsehood that Republicans bring us smaller government, Glenn lays it out beautifully." —Alan Colmes

"The peerless Glenn Greenwald."—Josh Marshall

"One of the best political commentators out there . . .Unlike most other bloggers, Greenwald practices journalism . . . Few others are better than Greenwald at sussing out the accidental propaganda inflicted on us by the mainstream press" —The Village Voice

"Perhaps the most influential civil-liberties writer on the Web" —The American Prospect

"Blogosphere superstar" —Mother Jones

"Among the most intelligent and widely read practitioners of blogging" —GQ

The Greenwalds are sanctimonious prigs and purveyors of spin and half-truths. In my opinion, the Glenns are liars. When they are called a Marshall peerless, a Mother Jones superstar and a Colmes beautiful layer how do they continue to insist against all hope that they are conservative? The Greenwalds are putzes without any hard facts.

Thursday, January 24, 2008

Today's Announcements From Chicken Little

GORE: Climate change 'significantly worse' than feared...

More Russian nuclear fuel delivered to Iran...

Soros: Worst crisis in 60 years...

POUND FOR POUND: UK government considers paying obese adults to lose weight...

Dutch Braced For 'Koran Insult' Backlash...

PAPER: Detroit Mayor lied under oath... Developing...

Pope calls on media to adopt 'info-ethics'...

U2 singer in meeting at Pentagon...

What’s worse? That these things are occurring or that the media feels the need to print them?

How abnormal are these when viewed in a historical context as an aggregate. A politician lied? The Pope wants reporters to exhibit ethics when dealing with facts? Another group of faux muslims are using the Koran to show their faux rage? That governments find new and intrusive excuses to control citizens? Socialists such as Soros use their wealth to sully capitalism in America? Or is it odder and thus significant that a pop star is meeting with military leaders concerning how the military should do its job or is it odd at all that a shill such as Al Gore will try to up the ante on his prior dire lies by stating the problem is much worse than he ever realized.

The sky was falling and all Randolph Hearst could worry about was the Spanish threat resting before its storm broke against our shores. Really, it was the Maine event then just as Hearst’s bastard babies in the press stir the teapot now.

Friday, January 18, 2008

Get The Apologies Over With, We Got Work

Okay, has everyone on the left side of the aisle apologized for current, past and possible sins? Can we get back to what you all really stand for and quit the crappola about what your sorry for?

PLACE YOUR BETS...
10 years on, Hillary Clinton reveals anguish over Lewinsky saga...
UPDATE: Man Apologizes After Racial Joke...
Hillary Clinton reveals personal anguish over Lewinsky saga...
MSNBC Host Chris Matthews Apologizes to Hillary...

A cigar for everyone who quits the "I am soooooo sorrry" chorus and start acting like adults. No, not you Bill. Nobody believes you anyway.

Tuesday, December 04, 2007

Proof That Environment Can Cause Brain Damage

Chanting the borrowed unofficial motto, “Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed rounds” the loons preach their doom and gloom. True? Who cares? It's a reason to get up every morning, one would hope.

Senate's 'historic vote on global warming' set for Wednesday...Snow likely...

China population to reach 1.5 billion by 2033...

UPDATE: NEW REPUBLIC Disavows Iraq Diarist's Reports...

Baby Jesus Stolen From Nativity Scene...

I KNOW WHAT YOU SAID IN KINDERGARTEN...

VIDEO: McCain's Senior Moment: 'I'm Older Than Frankenstein'...

2 Students Convicted in Bank Robbery; claim high cost of tuition...

Depp's SWEENEY TODD film rewrites history by featuring Big Ben - 50 years before it was built...

Saints on cellphones; Italy firm sparks controversy...

NBCNEWS ANCHOR BRIAN WILLIAMS PICKS 'MOTHER EARTH' FOR TIME 'PERSON OF YEAR'...

Jews urged to light one less candle for Hanukkah to help environment...

Anytime you have Brian “I can’t control my eyebrows” Williams, a plastic baby Jesus, Hillary’s campaign, and anybody in the Democratic Congressional leadership all making news on the same day, you have a &$*! storm that has nothing to do with the environment. It does have everything to do with a bunch of children that could not be verbally or mentally potty trained.

Sunday, November 18, 2007

Does Death Penalty Save Lives? A New Debate - Who Cares?

Does Death Penalty Save Lives? A New Debate

Why not go back to the original reason? Punishment. If one tears the fabric of society, culture and civility so that it endangers others, society has no further cause or reason to put up with you or support and care for you.

Saving lives through example is an added bonus.

Rope, bullet or needle?

Thursday, November 15, 2007

PETA Smeta

I just heard about an upcoming HBO special title;

I Am An Animal
Ingrid Newkirk
The Most Important Person You Never Heard Of
Co-founder of PETA

WOW!!!!!! I don't care.

Thursday, November 08, 2007

Like Ron Paul, Hillary Has The Foreign Vote

Maybe Hillary is just Ron Paul in drag. Well, outsiders sure seem to love them.

WJC: She's big in Canada, Europe
The Clinton campaign puts a lot of faith in polls, but Bill Clinton, in the first of two stops in Western Iowa today, cited one I hadn't seen before:
A survey showing that Hillary is the front-runner among Democrats and Republicans ... in Canada, Britain and Italy.

"In every country, without question, if you take out the undecided,
she had the absolute majority," Clinton said. "They like her, they respect
her."


(You do have to figure there's a name recognition factor here.)

"America's not going to get a honeymoon here," Clinton said, and
the next president will have to move fast to repair relations with the rest of
the world. "She would be the best to do that."


"repair relations"? Hey Billy, you mean like in France, Germany and England? Maybe Bosnia? Oh you mean with Lil'Putin's mini USSR and Communist China.

Yeah, Billy, you hop right on that.

Friday, November 02, 2007

TV To Go Blank? Who Cares?

TV, movie writers say they will go on strike

And why would this be important to me?