Wednesday, July 25, 2007

e-mail Funny

Father O'Malley rose from his bed. It was a fine Springday in his new New Mexico mission parish. He walked to the window of his bedroom to get a deep breath of the beautiful day outside. He then noticed there was a jackass lying dead in the middle of his front lawn. He promptly called the local police station.

The conversation went like this:

"Good morning. This is Sergeant Jones. How might I help you?"

"And the best of the day te yerself. This is FadderO'Malley at St.Brigid's. Dere's a jackass lyin dead on me front lawn. Would ye be so kind as to send a couple o' yer lads to take care of da matter?"

Sergeant Jones, considering himself to be quite a wit,replied with a smirk, "Well now father, it was always my impression that you people took care of last rites!"

There was dead silence on the line for a long moment.

Father O'Malley then replied: "Aye, tis certainly true, but we are also obliged to notify the next of kin."

John Kerry's Newest Vietnam

It also belongs to Pelosi, Reid, Schumer and the rest of the rat's nest we like to still refer to as "our Congress". RINOs, unlike the elephant, have no memory and so now we come to the point where another part of the world that will be justified in no longer trusting the United States of America.

The following is a disgusting remnant of our past that is actually a precursor of our future if we let the refuse infesting our Congress "win" their way.
Dear Excellency and friend,

I thank you very sincerely for your letter and for your offer to
transport me towards freedom. I cannot, alas, leave in such a cowardly fashion.


As for you and in particular for your great country, I never
believed for a moment that you would have this sentiment of abandoning a people
which has chosen liberty. You have refused us your protection and we can do
nothing about it. You leave us and it is my wish that you and your country will
find happiness under the sky.


But mark it well that, if I shall die here on the spot and in my
country that I love, it is too bad because we are all born and must die one day.
I have only committed the mistake of believing in you, the Americans.


Please accept, Excellency, my dear friend, my faithful and friendly
sentiments. Sirik Matak.


This is not the America I wish to live in. To turn our back on the people of the Middle East just so some moral reprobates can win elections to gain more power disgusts me so deeply I am at a loss to truly express it.

UPDATE: Sirik Matak was shot in the stomach days after this letter was written by the Khemer Rouge along with what was left of the free government of his country. Unfortunately Sirik Matak lived for another 3 years before he died. His compatriots died that day. All murdered by the Khemer Rouge. The killers were communists. They were also, just like Islamofascists, common thugs, murderers and slugs on the body politic.

Monday, July 23, 2007

Victory Caucus

The improved Voctory Caucus is up and a must read.

Victory Caucus

The Surge is Working

One can see it working if one just looks.

Al-Qaeda faces rebellion from the ranks

Fed up with being part of a group that cuts off a person’s face with
piano wire to teach others a lesson, dozens of low-level members of al-Qaeda in
Iraq are daring to become informants for the US military in a hostile Baghdad
neighbourhood.


The ground-breaking move in Doura is part of a wider trend that has
started in other al-Qaeda hotspots across the country and in which Sunni
insurgent groups and tribal sheikhs have stood together with the coalition
against the extremist movement.


When their own are turning on them because the forces of freedom are clearly a better choice then al Qaeda is starting to die. At least in Iraq.

Of course, democrats can't admit this because such an admission would signify a lie and failure on their part. That is nothing new,

Sunday, July 22, 2007

Are Your Floors Polished




Istanbul Mosque.

Hogwarts, EEEEEwwwwwwww



This may explain where she got her little, er, problem from.

PIG EARS!

Harry Potter

Who?

I knew a John Potter.

Saturday, July 21, 2007

Slovenia


Ljubljana



My son's college roomate was Slovenian. Slovenia is a beautiful country that has thrown off communism with great aplomb and success.

Web Metro Map



This is a very cool site.

Strange Maps

Ron Paul and His Loveable Band of Wackos

As I've said before, Ron Paul has some good ideas. Is this the candidate and are these the people we want in charge?

'NYT': Ron Paul for President -- Of the 'Wackos'?

A feature piece in this coming Sunday's New York Times Magazine on
Republican candidate for president, Rep. Ron Paul of Texas, portrays his
followers as including a wild mix of "wackos" on both ends of the political
spectrum. Paul, a libertarian, has been gaining media and public attention of
late.


The cover line reads: "A Genuine Radical for President." The headline
inside: "The Antiwar, Anti-Abortion, Anti-Drug-Enforcement-Administration,
Anti-medicare Candidacy of Dr. Ron Paul."


The article closes with the author, Christopher Caldwell, attending a
Ron Paul Meetup in Pasadena. The co-host, Connie Ruffley of United Republicans
of California, admits she once was a member of the radical right John Birch
Society and when she asks for a show of hands "quite a few" attendees reveal
that they were or are members, too. She refers to Sen. Dianne Feinstein as
"Fine-Swine" and attacks Israel, pleasing some while others "walked
out."


Okay, start with the "He was misquoted" and then change the subject. Oh, don't forget to tell me to read the Constitution, etc.

That is the way to win votes and at an avergae of 10 votes per coffee klatch, you only have 6,204,000 to victory!

Remember Complaining?




Friday, July 20, 2007

Shudda Your Mouth You Racist



They are the religion of peace!

Via Barking Moonbat Early Warning System

Lady Liberty Remembers



Merle Bishop

Conflicting Epidemics

75 percent of Americans overweight by 2015

No doubt the rest are Bulimic.

Up is down.

A new ice age caused global warming.

Win by quitting.

Stupidity is pandemic.

Any Color Model-T You Want As Long As It Is Black

Tolerance is a virtue in Muslim societies as long as you agree with them 100%. Otherwise you're burnt pork.

Via Crusader Rabbit

Looking for Diversity? You won't find any here!

Saudi Arabia - Conversion by a Muslim to another religion is
punishable by death. Bibles are illegal. Churches are illegal. Easter
celebrations are illegal. It is punishable by death for a non-mulsim to enter
the “holy” muslim cities of Medina and Mecca.


Go read the rest of above at Fortress Australia where there is a wrap up of laws concerning Christianity. It isn't good.

Thursday, July 19, 2007

Poll- 61% of Kos Libs Love the War

In a surprising poll at at Daily Kos less than 40% were against the War on Terror. Other shocking findings were that people who have taken the poll like private insurance, oil company profits, Republican filibusters, the logic of global warming skeptics and the French more than humidity.

Washington pundits are at a loss to explain what they believe to be a seismic shift in the American electorate. An anonymous high ranking aide to a person who once knew Harry Reid was quoted "Harry and the harpy are gonna be crappin bricks over this."

Lawyers from the ACLU sat stunned when told the poll numbers showed that 85% of liberals liked the idea of suspending habeas corpus. One lawyer was seen tearing her hair out screaming "look at the press numbers". Those numbers showed 86% of respondents actually like "lazy" coverage of news events by the media which presumably includes Iraq.

One Presidential candidate mumbled to an aide within the hearing distance of one reporter who reported the she said, "Kos, that putz. Is he a jew? I don't give a damn, find out now you moron."

Calls to various University Political Science Departments have not been returned though one answering machine relayed what seemed to be a hastily recorded message about moving to Canada, a door slamming and then silence.

Republican pollsters were just as stunned with one, Bill Lee of TelOpinion, not able to finish the telephone call with what appeared to be hysterical laughter or a coughing fit.

developing...

(Poll numbers below)

Poll
Bill O'Reilly thinks you're a HATEmonger. What do you HATE most, you HATING HATER?


A catastrophic war started for bogus reasons 39% 4056 votes
How HMOs often put profits before patients 3% 343 votes
The Republican idea of a 'permanent filibuster' 0% 65 votes
That our government actually suspended habeas corpus 15% 1543 votes
Presidential signing statements that gut our laws 4% 480 votes
Massive oil company profits being made in wartime 2% 205 votes
Lazy media reporting 14% 1493 votes
The tortured logic of global-warming skeptics 1% 189 votes
How pundits who are consistently wrong still get airtime 7% 774 votes
The humidity 3% 355 votes
The fact that Congress and The White House endorse torture 4% 483 votes
And an option for visiting Fox viewers: The French! 2% 225 votes
10211 votes

Beef is Less Green Which is Just Plain Mean

Or cow poofs have greenies seeing red.

Eating beef ' is less green than driving'

What, fish don't ...

Let's break it down:

5) Increased global warming

4) Increased cow poofs

3) Increased cow population

2) Increased consumption of beef

1) Humans

The hell with cars and cattle, ban humans. Now. Prestissimo!

Or our world will become uninhabitable.

For humans.

I never bought that whole "people" thing from Streisand anyway.

New Republic's Crock of .....

Via Power Line

Michael Goldfarb of the Weekly Standard looks at the New Republic article outlining American troops doing horrible things in Iraq.

Fact or Fiction?

The NR's story author uses a "pseudonym for a soldier currently serving in Baghdad." That's code for a crock of crap.

Recap: The left dusts off their Vietnam Book of Dirty Tricks to sully our troops once again to generate support from moderateindependentsoccermoms et al for the left's eventual political victory so we can all just get along in a perfect society not marred by reality.

Obama, Sex and Six Year Olds

Political pedophile?

Sex Ed for Kindergarteners 'Right Thing to Do,' Says Obama

Seems to me there is two Americas: An enlighted America that has
lead the rest of us into the 21st Century, and a "God Fearing" ignorant America
that is trying to drag us all back to the stone ages. Will Enlighted America
please save us all in the next election... Seriously.
Posted by: R Power
Jul 18, 2007 7:18:31 PM
R, please "enlighten" us as to why our government should force information on our children that is the right of the parent?

Can you say Nanninista?

A Picture Is Worth 1,000 Words


From The Sniper via Political Beach Girl. Two new sites for me that I like. Go read them. Whoa! Slow down crowd. Walk calmly and don't clog the door. There, that's better...


Senator Jim Webb is pond scum. At best.
Shouldn't he be in some backwater, slurping rye and watching a babe ride a pole?

Oops, he's already in DC. Nevermind.