Obama Berating Petraeus In 2007

“I opposed the war in 2002. I opposed it in 2003. I opposed it in 2004. I opposed it in 2005. I opposed it in 2006.”

I love when he mocks then President Bush for saying "kick ass." Stupid statement tends to come around and, well, bite you in the ...



On Iraq then, "there are no good options, there are bad options and worse options." As usual, Obama got it wrong on the surge, but it gave hm a chance to pontificate about that which he knew, and knows, nothing about.

FOX News: McChrystal Out And Petreaus Back In

I smell perfume being poured on rotten fish. The Big O knows his spin.

Obama, Clinton Make Fools Of Themselves In Front Of Patraeus And World

via Bloodthirsty Liberal

The money quote that will won't win her the nomination, but will get her on Al Jazeera.

“I think it could be fair to say that it might well be irresponsible to continue the policy that has not produced the results that have been promised time and time again, at such tremendous cost to our national security and to the men and women who wear the uniform of the United States military.”

While Hillary debated the meaning of is, Obama called for his type of change in Iraq which strangely enough seems to be the benchmarks for a successful Barack Hussein Obama Administration.

“The problem I have is that if the definition of success is so high, no traces of al Qaeda and no possibility of reconstitution, a highly effective Iraqi government, a democratic multiethnic, multisectarian functioning democracy, no Iranian influence, at least not the kind that we like, then that portends the possibility of us staying for 20 or 30 years,” Obama said.

“If, on the other hand, our criteria is a messy, sloppy status quo, but there’s not huge outbreaks of violence, there’s still corruption but the country is struggling along, but it’s not a threat to its neighbors and it’s not an al Qaeda base, that seems to me an achievable goal within a measured time frame.”

Every nation should strive for a messy, sloppy status quo government. That should get the welfare checks there on time, eh?

It is way beyond belief that these people are running to be the leader of the free world which is the beacon of hope for citizens everywhere, they actually believe people will buy this crap.

Hard Questions For Petraeus Democrats

Democrats Jonesing Bad For A Jones Report They Don't Have

Kagen On Jones

Presenting the Jones Report as a condemnation of the Iraqi Security
Forces, proof of their hopelessness, or support for a rapid withdrawal of
American forces or a "change of mission" goes beyond spin. It is simple
dishonesty.

I was going to write about this, but Big Lizards has more than I could have put together. Besides, who couldn't believe a, er, lizard.

Go read, it will clear up a lot of the confusion the Democrats are causing.

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Petraeus Testimony - Sen McCain

Stump speech!

But a good one.

Petraeus Testimony - Karl Levin's World

Gentlemen, Iraq has gone to Hell in a handbasket. It's true. It says so in the New York Times.

There is no improvement. What you are about to say is just a continuation of the litany of lies.

Gentlemen, you want to say....?

Petraeus Testimony - Famous Follicle Sums Up

Gentlemen, Thanks.

You haven't really answered anything because you're not in charge.

God love ya. Go grab a sandwich, you knuckleheads.

Petraeus Testimony - Jim Webb Writes A Book

Gentlemen, be careful how you answer. I've got a gun.

Let me quote Eisenhower.....

Rotations aren't up to snuff. Extended tours. Well being of people. Enfland does this....

General, what do you think?

Please step on your boss' toes by contradicting them.

Petraeus Testimony - Captain Casey Asleep

Thank you gentlemen.

Why are you incompetent? I need a nap.

You'll have to excuse me, I'm nodding off here.

Okay, if Iraqi Security Forces... Is it hot in here?

Our goal is Level One Readiness. Right?

Get ready here. I'm about to pounce now that I've teed the General up....

Why aren't they?

I am nodding here.

Where's my sippy cup?

Petraeus Testimony - Sen. Vitter

General, let me ask you this....

MASSAGE, MASSAGE, MASSAGE, MASSAGE.

Thank you gentlemen.

Petraeus Testimony - Benny Cardin Of The People's Republic Of Maryland

Thanks for the charts, but they're wrong. Displaced people can't targets if they're displaced. They can't be found.

Right?

Petraeus Testimony - Sage Menendez Knows The Back Of The Curtain

Sen. Bob Menendez doesn't need to listen to Petraeus' answers, because he already knows the real answers so there is no need for you to finish anything you might want to say General.

Oh, and by the way General, I know you're not being forthright and don't interrupt me with an answer General. I am a Senator from New Jersey. You do know where New Jersey is don't you General?

Toto, go get the Senator a brain.

Petreaus Testimony - General Obama Cites Failure

General Barack Obama clearly stated that the troops and the two ignoramuses he is lecturing are pretty nice guys, but gee, you're having no impact because of the chief ignoramus in the White House which is why I am looking so stately because the job is mine. Don't you think?

Well, I'm out of time for questions. How unfortunate. Give it to me in writing.

Petraeus Testimony - Ros-Lehtinen

Best line so far from the testimony. When Rep Ros-Lehtinen brought up the "Betray Us" ad by the losers at MoveOn a Democrat got indignant and Ros-Lehtinen rolled her eyes and said,

"Get a life."

Petraeus Testimony- Shriekers Arrested

3:40 More shriekers tossed from the chamber. What great Americans they are that testimony should be stopped.

Rep. Wexler - Petraeus Is A Liar

Congressman Robert Wexler, 19th District of Florida on Fox News just said that Petraeus is lying. He knows what is going on in Iraq better than those there.

General Petraeus' Testimony

2:00 Code Pinkos started their habitual shrieking and were tossed from the chamber. Ike Skelton said if there was anymore shriekers that they would be prosecuted.

Good, but it's sad that court time will have to be wasted on such morons.