Socks Spitzer To Replace Herr Olbermann

Fumigation needed.

Department of Redundancy Department: Keith Olbermann Fired Again, Replaced by Eliot Spitzer

Herr Suit.

How Desperate Is The Main Stream Media To Be Relevant Once Again?

Read yourself and smell their desperation.

Media seeks urgent help trawling through Palin emails...
Liveblogging the 'investigation'...
GOTCHA! Palin wrote 'sheesh' in an email...
NYT: She wanted a tanning bed!
Called media 'biased!'
Guardian paper offers 'Palin-free version'...

Throw in Mr. Tingles, Chris Matthews, who likes to call women "whores," Ed "Mr Slut" Schultz and even lower forms of life like Friedman, Krugman and Olbermann who think their millions protect them from the lies they peddle as reporting and one begins to realize the main stream media is about as relevant as that which one might see in history from the Soviet and National Socialist (Nazi) eras. 

Congressman: We Shouldn't Focus On Muslims In War On Terror

Lutherans threaten America

Rep. Bennie Thompson (D-Miss.), ranking member on the Homeland Security Committee, wrote:

We cannot cripple ourselves by ignoring the fact that terrorist activity knows no race, ethnicity or religion.

He was writing to say that there are other terrorist group and that House Homeland Security Committee Chairman Peter King (R-N.Y.)  should not focus on just Muslims. While there are obviously dangerous groups such as Lunatic Lutherans planning death to America I think their numbers and organization might not be up to par with Muslim jihadists though, if lutefisk sales start rising like the cost of oil, then we may have a problem, but I don't think King is focusing on just Muslims. He is focusing on them because they have been behind murder and death all over the world, but I'm thinking that there is general knowledge of other terrorists.

I don't know much about Bennie, but it appears that only MLK or Malcom X could beat him so his district is pretty safe for him. So safe he can play stupid and dangerous political games with the security of the United States of America.

I'd say that Bennie Thompson is the Olbermann of the week.

Herr Olbermann and his over-the-top fan nuts w/UPDATE

Keith Olbermann gives abrupt goodbye to MSNBC show

There is already a fan page on Facebook demanding he be brought back!

Bring Keith Olbermann Back

Keith was and still is the best of us...and now it's our turn to step up to the plate. We cannot allow this to continue...because soon we will have 500 channels of Conservative Pravda going on 24/7 if we don't fight.

We can write, call, or do whatever. Hell, let's march on the Capitol...100,000 strong for Keith. If Glenn Beck can do it, so can we.

Maybe Pelosi will form a new committee to investigate the ruination of entertainment news in America. Sometimes life is beautiful.

UPDATE: Herr Olbermann set up the page himself! How rich is that...
Get yourself fired after quitting a few times, make your network look like a loser, whine like a baby for more money to embarrass your network and political causes even more and then set up a Facebook page to appear the victim. Fits his politics and his multi-millionaire liberal lifestyle perfectly.

Matthews, Krugman, Moulitsas, Olbermann & Other Lefties Get Support On Tea Party Link To Giffords Shooting

Yep, and how apropos that they get support from Communist Party USA.

Communist Party mourns victims in AZ shooting; Decries incitement

Yet, the link to rhetoric and violence doesn't end with the Palin and her tea party. It extends to the political leadership of Arizona and the Republican Party, who have fomented laws and policies that logically lead to violence. Starting with the anti-immigrant SB 1070 and banning ethnic studies, leaders like Governor Jan Brewer, and Maricopa County Sheriff Joe Arpaio have to take as much responsibility for this violence as Palin and her cohorts. All their condolences ring hollow because of their callous inflammatory rhetoric and romanticization of guns and "Second Amendment remedies". Arizona is burning. It is Ground Zero for this extreme far-right, and their corporate, multi-billionaire sponsors. In the words of Pima County Sheriff Clarence Dupnik in responding to political mood leading to the shooting shooting, "Arizona I think has become the capital. We have become the mecca for prejudice and bigotry."

They should be so proud! They should be members if they already aren't because they deserve each other. Clowns. Losers.

Keith Olbermann Suspended For Ethical Violations? Huh?

Musta been the straw that broke that very strong camel's back. The man is a walking violation of every ethical standard that's so much as been thought of.

Olbermann suspended for Dem contributions

Well, he obviously needed a time out. Bonus for the crockery cracking department: he'll tweet like crazy and that is always fun to watch. Like a slo-mo train wreck. Peckinpah style. With crazy people on board.

Oberleutnante Olbermann Leaving Krazy Kos?

Seems that Olbermann, the Doberman junkyard dog, can't take the heat from his buddies on the kos site.

Keith Olbermann Checks Out Of Daily Kos After Criticism From Left

“John McCain, you sir are not a war hero. You were captured, sir. A true war hero would have killed himself, sir, before giving himself to the enemy, sir. A real hero is me. Look at me, sir. Look at me. Drink it in. For I am true heroism risking my life by speaking against the powers that be. And people think you're a hero?! How dare you sir, HOW DARE YOU!? AND HOW DARE THEM!!??”

It's too bad Olbermann and kos are breaking up. To people on sedatives they seemed a couple made for each other.

Beck Quit Drinking, Olbermann Should Too

Either that or get back on the meds.

It seems that Oberleutnant Olbermann has his strumpfhose all twisted because Glenn Beck has much better ratings and Van Jones has lost all his rating. One can imagine a little socialist like Olbermann kissing Himmler's National Socialist hiney and making sure everyone stays on message with their propaganda by collecting rumors and little scraps of paper on everyone everywhere. It's a good thing insanity has not been wiped out, if so Olbermann would have no ratings at all.

Send Me Everything You Can Find About Glenn Beck
by Keith Olbermann
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I don't know why I've got this phrasing in my head, but: Find everything you can about Glenn Beck, Stu Burguiere, and Roger Ailes.

No, even now, I refuse to go all caps.

No, sending me links to the last two Countdowns with my own de-constructions of his biblical vision quality Communist/Fascist/Socialist/Zimbalist art at Rockefeller Center (where, curiously, he works, Comrade) doesn't count. Nor does sending me links to specious inappropriate point-underscoring prove-you're-innocent made-up rumors.

Never mind that Beck and others, especially Gateway Pundit, just quoted Van Jones. Quoting communist, truthers and racists (Van Jones is all three)is a smear and a distotion according to losers like Olbermann.

via American Power who has some great points and links to be read. By you.

I Love Keith Olbermann

He's the three stooges in one person. He is a walking poster child of polyester suits and hair. His glasses scream German techno-rock star, but with less talent.

He exaggerates. He pontificates with platitudes that only his guests can agree with. Of course, Olbermann is known to be rude, nasty, vindictive and threatening to those that disagree with him. Olbermann knows he is right because Olbermann doesn't believe anyone is smart enough to understand just how smart Olbermann is. That must be why he has been fired or bounced from every where.

Olbermann is a clown.

Instead of big floppy shoes and orange hair, Olbermann has super wide lapels, synthetic hair, and a face that is just shy of being a caricature. His smarmy, little researched and stupid comments that act as punctuation marks to a comedic career are brilliant.

No individual can be this simply stupid, thus he is funnin' us.

My favorite is that lately the ever inferiority complexed person known as Olbermann loves to make is that Limbaugh's rating are only up by 40% while Olbermann's is up by 62%. I guess adding millions of listeners as opposed to Olbermann's dozens of watchers is a point we should all go to sleep with.

Rachael, whatever her name is, that wipes up after Olbermann has signed off, is a breath of fresh air. She gives weight to a wispy wind that wafts through an empty room. Unfortunately, nobody listens. Except for me.

MSNBC is my comedy channel. I enjoy watching it. Olbermann is America's Benny Hill without the depth. Maybe a course or two at a local college might help his gravitas.

In the meantime, Keith, just be you. Your parody of yourself is wonderful.