Beat The Christmas Rush, Abhor Gore Now

Just like the Czechs!

HT Vodka Pundit.

Behold, The Transplanted Saviors of Iraq

Joe Biden, political theorist ordinaire, has a little bumble bee under his bonnet about telling the freely elected government of Iraq just how best to run their affairs. It is truly heartwarming that Joey has embraced federalism for Iraq. Maybe he might start feeling the same about the government he is a duly elected fellow of.

Senate Endorses Plan to Divide Iraq
Action Shows Rare Bipartisan Consensus
September 26, 2007

Showing rare bipartisan consensus over war policy, the Senate
overwhelmingly endorsed a political settlement for Iraq that would divide the
country into three semi-autonomous regions.

The plan, conceived by Senate Foreign Relations Chairman Joseph R. Biden Jr. (D-Del.), was approved 75-23 as a non-binding resolution, with 26 Republican votes. It would not force President Bush to take any action, but it represents a significant milestone in the Iraq debate, carving out common ground in a debate that has grown increasingly polarized and focused on military strategy.

The Biden plan envisions a federal government system for Iraq,
consisting of separate regions for Iraq's Shiite, Sunni and Kurdish populations.
The structure is spelled out in Iraq's constitution, but Biden would initiate
local and regional diplomatic efforts to hasten its evolution.

I find it wonderful when bi-partisanship grips not just congress, but also the presidential primaries. Joey and his newest playground buddy, Sammy, are just anxious to make all playgrounds more just and liveable for all children. Isn't that precious?

Brownback and Biden: On carving up Iraq

Biden and Brownback, a Kansas senator, maintained their plan for Iraq
would be the best solution toward stabilizing the country along the ethnic lines
of the Shias, Sunnis and Kurds, with a loose federal government in Baghdad that
would involve itself in sharing of oil revenues and coinage.

Both men adamantly denied that their legislation, which recently
passed the Senate and awaits House action, would create a forced partition of
Iraq. Instead they said the legislation was aimed at having the Iraqi's
restructure their government as allowed under the country's recently adopted
constitution.

Only one problem Mr Brownback and Mr. Biden.

IT'S NOT YOUR FREAKIN COUNTRY!

But I'm sure you knew that. Right?

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A Picture is Worth A Thousand Words

Gore Garners Merchant Of Death Prize

These are recent Nobel Peace Prize winners. Malcontents, sore losers and terrorists.

Not a bunch I'd liked to be lumped in with.

One had lust in his heart

One got busted by a boy tart

And one is a blustering fart

Oh, all three have had a significant problem with the truth.
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Hot Dogs, The Pentagon and The USSR

Cafe Ground Zero: Serving up Nuked Food for over 50 Years

The hot dog stand in the Pentagon's center courtyard, which long has
been a source of Cold War intrigue, will be torn down in the coming months and
replaced with a new eating facility.

"Rumor has it that during the Cold War the Russians never had any less
than two missiles aimed at this hot dog stand," said Brett Eaton, an information
and communications officer for Washington Headquarters Services. "They thought
this was the Pentagon's most top secret meeting room, and the entire Pentagon
was a large fortress built around this hot dog stand."

Reportedly, by using satellite imagery, the Soviets could see groups of
U.S. military officers entering and exiting the hot dog stand at about the same
time every day. They concluded that the stand was the entrance to an underground
bunker.

Democrats/NASCAR, Oil/Water?

Those "we love everybody" Dems and Libs are at it again...

Congress considersConcord hazardous?
NASCAR fans might seem rabid, but are they actually contagious?

Getting a hepatitis shot is standard procedure for travelers
to parts of Africa and Asia, but some congressional aides were instructed to get
immunized before going to Lowe's Motor Speedway in Concord and the racetrack in Talladega, Ala.

The House Homeland Security Committee planned a fact-finding trip
about public health preparedness at mass gatherings and decided to conduct the
research at two of the nation's most heavily attended sporting events, NASCAR's
Bank of America 500 event this weekend and the UAW-Ford 500 last
weekend.

Staff who organized the trips advised the NASCAR-bound aides to get
a range of vaccines before attending -- hepatitis A, hepatitis B, tetanus,
diphtheria and influenza.

I guess even with 10's of millions of dollars at stake for programs and projects for buying votes, the Dems still don't get it. Like when they called King Petty a drunk.

Maybe there are hard feelings lingering since I heard Billy Clinton booed at Darlington and Ronald Reagan cheered wildly by a monster crowd years before.

Yep, that NASCAR crowd is stoopid, but are they dangerous?
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Why Dogs Bite People

Dressing Down Congress Over Trannie's Equal Rights

I do not believe in special rights for special interest groups. The practice has been an abysmal failure from the get-go. Name the special interest group who got the special rights and read the record of them being worse off for it. Then read the street and hear how the intended goal of respect became the opposite. "Ah, they never would've got if they didn't have it handed to them."

Gay Rights Backers Split on Bias Bill

Legislation banning workplace discrimination against gays, lesbians and
bisexuals _ but not those who have had sex-change surgery or cross-dressers _
has stalled after an outcry from the transgender community and its allies,
including many gay rights organizations.

"Transgender" is an umbrella term that covers transsexuals,
cross-dressers and others whose outward appearance doesn't match their gender at birth.

The Employment Non-Discrimination Act would make it illegal for
employers to make decisions about hiring, firing, promoting or paying an
employee based on sexual orientation or gender identity. Churches and the
military would be exempt.

But when Democrats took vote counts and realized the measure would
fail, they substituted a new scaled-back version dropping transgender people
from the bill. A second bill to ban workplace discrimination against
transgenders was also drafted.

Gay rights groups that oppose a ban that leaves out transgender
people have waged an aggressive lobbying campaign.

"Fighting your friends can sometimes be difficult," said Frank.

Foreman agreed.

"I never thought in a million years we would be on the opposite
side of Barney Frank and it is painful," he said.

As I read this, it is a head fake with the trannies so as to slip the GLB right on through to the other side. How considerate to exempt churches and the military. I would have to wonder though, would it be considered terrorism to have a SEAL dressed in gold lame, with a boob job and belting out show tunes as she/it attacks? I'm thinking el Ali Bubba would question the exact worth of 72 virgins with that sight stuck in his head.

If the GLBT community says that the T's are hurting passage it must mean without the T's they think passage is a given. To sooth chapped nerves maybe Barney can run a business comfort lounge out of his Capitol Hill basement for his trannie friends. Oh, he's already tried that.

Granted, I don't read alternative papers that much anymore, but why in hell haven't I heard about this before?
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Jimmy Carter, Still Crazy After All These Years

Jimmy Carter calls Cheney a "disaster"
Former President Jimmy Carter on Wednesday denounced Vice President
Dick Cheney as a "disaster" for the country and a "militant" who has had an
excessive influence in setting foreign policy.

This is a joke, right? Really? No way.

Hey Jimmah, how is that planning change for Operation Eagle Claw coming along?

Carter has cornered the market on "disaster". And not just at home.
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FUGLY Glasgow

1905 - looking NNW

Today - looking NNW

Walk

2007

Hillary Hallows Halloween

Many warming unexpectedly to Clinton

My kids always warmed to goblins as Halloween approached much as a 2 at 10 became a 10 at 2. I think that principle may apply here.

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What to Tell al Qaeda, If Asked

Things to tell al Qaeda
1 Where the pork rinds are hidden
2 Where you haven’t hidden your 72 virgins
3 You Carlton Sheets password and success stories
4 The exact nature of religious inequity in your hometown as you perceive it and how you’ll fix it. Trust me, they’ll want to know
5 Kenneth’s frequency, but only if you really know you know it
6 The ending to the movie “Alamo”
7 Elvis’ personal phone and cell number
8 George W. Bush’s official address
9 Your “it always works” cure for hiccups
10 What women think

Things not to tell al Qaeda
1 How we are killing them
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Slice And Dice II

I'm back, but tired. Everything was a success, especially your thoughts and prayers.

Going home. More later.

It's Slice And Dice Time

An early light dinner and early to bed. It will be a very early morning and a long couple of days before I'm back in the saddle again.

I'm going with the mechanical valve.

I'll blog when I can.

Be good.

Secessionists And Their Damn Fool Ideas

Secessionists meeting in Tennessee
"We believe that an independent South, or Hawaii, Alaska, or Vermont
would be better able to serve the interest of everybody, regardless of race or
ethnicity," said Michael Hill of Killen, Ala., president of the League of the
South.

I lost a lot of family on both sides the last time this was tried. My great-grandfather grew a long beard to hide his shattered chin and jaw, but he considered himself lucky because the only limb they didn't amputate during the civil war was the head.

I cherish my Southern heritage and have made sure my children have read accurate histories of the lead up to the War of Northern Aggression, the war and its aftermath. I despise the drunks and the fools that spout off about southern this and southern that. Booze, beliefs and buffoons do not mix well.

Weakening America at this time is a liberal's moron's dream.

I could see Vermont, in their smug self righteousness, actually believing they'd be better off, but The League of the South is just making money.
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Bassae, Greece

photographs by Sally Gregg


"Lone Tree & Rocks, Bassae, Greece,"

Goracle UnClear On China Big 3

Al Gore stated that:

"We can’t sell our cars in China today because we don’t meet the
Chinese emissions standards."

But, but, the NYT's didn't get the memo:

More Big 3 Cars to China

Published: November 12, 2003
General Motors, Ford Motor and DaimlerChrysler said yesterday that they had reached agreements with China to import more cars and trucks built in the United States. The automakers want to raise their market share in China, which may pass Germany this year as the No3 vehicle market behind the United States and Japan.

Are we even sure Al Gore's name is Al Gore?

I'm not.
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"Kill the terrorists, secure the border, and give me back my freedom."

President Thompson
After a recent Thompson speech in Iowa a member of the audience called
out: "Kill the terrorists, secure the border, and give me back my freedom."
Thompson replied "you just summed up my whole speech."

That just summed up my support.
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Interesting Fact

The bottled water named 'Evian' spelled backwards is 'naive'.