The next Obamacare target: Your bacon sandwich
Okay, you've had your fun with ObamaCare. You had your trained monkeys bite, scratch and cajole Congress to get it passed. Now you go too far.
You've done enough. Have you no sense of decency, sir, at long last? Have you left no sense of decency?
The Hell with Waterloo, this will be your Yorktown! You can have my bacon when you pry it from my cold, dead fingers
I'll have mine Applewood smoked, a side of grits slathered in butter (and salt) and two eggs over easy with rye toast and honey butter. Oh, and coffee, make it high test, with extra half and half and double sugar. Honey, before you go, add two Jimmy Dean's for good luck. Yeah, patties. Thanks a bunch.