Big Foot Attacks Lynx

Grayson Involved InCrash With Lynx Bus

In a Mercedes. Driving to a penthouse fundraiser. A movie star and a Kennedy. Thankfully, no water nearby.

Jerrold Nadler To Pick Up Mantle Of "Clown Of Congress" From Defeated Alan Grayson

Reporters, worried that classic clown fodder would no longer be available with the defeat of Alan Grayson are relieved that Jerrold of Wall Street has, without skipping a beat, continued Alan Grayson's clown act in congress with stupidly false statements.

House Republicans Say Democrats Can Join in Recitation of Constitution

The exercise, apparently prompted by loud complaints that Democratic lawmakers and the Obama administration have ignored the Constitution, has drawn ridicule in some quarters. Rep. Jerrold Nadler (D-N.Y.), former chairman of the Judiciary subcommittee on the Constitution, said the GOP is treating the founding document like a "sacred text." Nadler called it a "ritualistic reading" for propaganda purposes.

It is not clear if Grayson left his famously large clown shoes for Nadler's use or if Nadler has had his own custom shoes fitted.

Happy New Year From Dr. Obama

To paraphrase everyone's favorite congressional clown, the Honorable Alan Grayson of Florida, "Die quickly."

Big Health-Care Changes Arrive in New Year 

Alan Grayson- courtesy Capone's of
Chicago Haberdashey-Since 1929



New taxes on drug makers, lower prescription-drug costs for seniors and restrictions on tax-free medical spending accounts are among a slate of health-law provisions that kick in Saturday.

 The changes show how the law will begin to reshape American health care, even as opponents try to overturn the measure in Congress and the courts.

Speaking of Grayson, has he gone back to ambulance chasing or has he redefined the Peter Principle and gotten a job as a hands on honey dipper?