Obama"s White House Demands Unborn Babies Must Be Registered For Tours

But, but I thought they were just gobs of plasma or merely fetuses with no person hood, unwanted tissue to be ripped apart on a whim. Obviously not, because the White House demands unborn babies must have a first name and a last name listed on their official documents. Have these losers ever thought about an official office of the federal government and "Miracle on 34th Street"?

We have received a number of calls regarding how to enter security information for a baby that has not yet been born.

Crazy as it may sound, you MUST include the baby in the overall count of guests in the tour. It’s an easy process.

LAST NAME: The family’s last name

• FIRST NAME: “Baby” as a first name
• MIDDLE NAME: NMN as in No Middle Name
• DOB: Use the date you are submitting the request to us as their birthday
• GENDER: if the parents know put that gender down if not, you can enter either M or F as we’ll ask you to update it at the time of birth
• SOCIAL: As they will not have a SSN and are under 18, you will not need to enter this field.  Again if the spreadsheet asked for a social enter 9 zero’s (not the word nine zeros but 000000000 and yes it happens!)
• CITIZEN/CITY/STATE: The citizen, city and state should be entered the same as the parents

That these geniuses must point out that "nine zeros" must not be written out probably means there are at least nine zeros living and working at the White House. What hypocritical morons.

Besides, what if a couple think it is none of the White House's damned business if they are with child? Will these morons deny them entry? Will they check (what a hoot if this administration has forced sonograms in WH security stations)? What if a couple is found in violation? Will there be a forced abortion on the spot or in a government facility? Jail time?

This. Is. The. Worst, Most Inept, Administration. Ever.