That's it! I've got people, you know? And I'm banning them from traveling to Mexico. No more. That means no Burritos, no Margharitas, no jumping beans and no Taco Bell! No more racism from a place that profiles Anglos who just want to add to the economy of Mexico. Just like the brave mayors I am officially telling my people that there will be no more, none, IA funded travel to Mexico. Amigos? Yeah, right. Yo, Amigo, we no go!
I've also told my people there will be no more sneaking across the Rio Grande River illegally just to get free welfare and sopapillos. It's just embarrassing when they're arrested wearing Speedos. Hey people, you know who I'm talking about.
BLITZER: So if people want to come from Guatemala or Honduras or El Salvador or Nicaragua, they want to just come into Mexico, can they just walk in?"
CALDERON: No! They need to fulfill, uh, a form. They need to establish their right name. We analyze if they have not a criminal precedence.
BLITZER: Do Mexican police go around asking for papers of people they suspect are illegal immigrants?
CALDERON: Of course! Of course!
BLITZER: If somebody sneaks in from Nicaragua or some other country in Central America through the southern border of Mexico and they wind up in Mexico, they can going get a job?
CALDERON: No, no, no.
BLITZER: They can work?
CALDERON: If somebody do that without permissions, we send -- we send back them.
Anyway, who wants to hang around a bunch of racists? We'll just have to scrape by here in America without the almighty Peso. Bummer, yes I know, but wrong is wrong. No more picking their money from their trees for them. Let them do it themselves and see how much they like that!
