Wednesday, September 16, 2009

Pelosi Bans 'POO-POO', "WEE-WEE', 'KA-KA OCCURS'

Nana Pelosi called the bluff of what she said were 'Un-American', 'Two Dollar Whores', 'Inaacurate Misleaders', 'Right-Wing Nutjobs', after a Republican member called dog excrement found on the floor of the House of Representatives by a popular, but vulgar name.

HOUSE RULES BAN 'LIAR', 'HYPOCRITE', 'INTELLECTUALLY DISHONEST'

In deference to the sitting president, the Black Caucus entered into the legislation the phrase 'wee-weed' as acceptable when the President uttered it as descriptive of Republican actions as a past tense verb, adverb or a paternal Chicago colloquialism in certain outlined circumstances involving presidential utterances.

In further negotiations within their ranks to censor the words or phrases 'piddled', 'poopy', 'friends of Angelo', 'freezer' and anything that could imply 'Harlem brownstone', 'luxury beachfront villa' and 'Dominican Republic.'