Wednesday, July 22, 2009

Obama's Press Conference Recap


It's Bush's fault.
It's the Republicans fault.
It's the medical industry's fault.
It's the insurance companies fault.
It's Wall Street's fault.
It's the banker's fault.
All this fault was visible the day I took office.


I've saved the economy.
I'll save America's health.
I've shamed the capitalists into doing what I think is right.
Being the only honest person in America, I've put all those dishonest private sector people on notice.
Racism is suspecting two blacks breaking into a house in a major city of committing a crime.
I know what is best. Period.
Now shut up and thank you.