Friday, May 15, 2009

They Vote, Why Not Checks

Precinct lines and city limits are just suggestions in Chicago politics, as are mental stability and the ability to breath, when voting for wildly popular politicians. So, it makes perfect sense that dead people are getting checks by the Chicago mafia in DC because they're just paying back their supporters. Hey they're giving auto corporations to the unions. This is only fair.

Dead People Get StimulusChecks
The Santopadres are not alone. The Social Security Administration, which sent out 52 million checks, says that some of those checks mistakenly went to dead people because the agency had no record of their death. That amounts to between 8,000 and 10,000 checks for millions of dollars.

The feds blame a rushed schedule, because all the checks have to be cut by June. The strange thing is, some of the checks were made out to people -- like Romonini -- who were never even part of the Social Security system.

After they get done with this, the upcoming ACORN census will list millions of inner city imaginary voters. No problem, just send imaginary checks to all the new imaginary voters. Problem solved.