Hey Brunner, how's that whole electoral integrity thing working out for you? It ain't for us, but then you couldn't care less could you.
The legend lives on from the Chippewa on down
Of the big lake they call Gitche Gumee
The lake, it is said, never gives up her dead
When the skies of November turn gloomy.
The lake never gives up her dead except when Democrats need votes and then Gitche Gumee gets damn near empty from Toledo to Cleveland.
Dead Voters Submit Ballots From Beyond.
"Now, on the eve of an historic election -- when every vote in Cuyahoga County is considered crucial -- our NewsChannel5 investigation has once again uncovered thousands of dead voters still on the rolls, and ballots still being cast from beyond. The exact number of dead voters is difficult to say this time because Ohio's Secretary of State issued a directive to Boards of Elections across the state to withhold dates of births in public records requests. That information is important in positively identifying dead voters."
On the bright side, this may be our last chance to find out where Jimmy Hoffa is if he 'remembers' to vote.
