There's NO Kissing in Kama Sutra!

Indian protesters burn effigies of Richard Gere after public kiss

I'm just guessing here, but maybe the reason that Harlequin never picked up and published the Kama Sutra is there's no kissing.

If I were Shilpa Shetty I would be the one burning effgies and sticking pins in little gerbils to ward off the cooties. Of course, on the bright side, at least it wasn't Rosie O'Donnell doing the huggin and a kissin.

What will be the next riot de jour?

Wisdom, real time, real world

"The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind."

Humphrey Bogart

Elizabeth Taylor wants Hillary Clinton

The star of "There's One Born Every Minute" (1942) thinks Hillary is just a gem and should be elected President.

Roles in such classics as "The Big Hangover" (1950), "The Girl Who Had Everything" (1953), "Who's Afraid of Virginia Woolf" (1966), and "These Old Broads" (2001) has broadened her depth of what the "little people" need. How nice.