Showing posts with label Sequester. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Sequester. Show all posts
Tuesday, March 19, 2013
Tuesday, February 26, 2013
The devastating effects of SEQUESTER
The devastation of Obama's sequester:
Planes will fall out of the sky
Agencies that don’t even exist will have their budgets cut
Violent criminals will be set free at an even higher rate
9-1-1 call centers will magically become federal thus devastated by the sequester
NOAA will have even less luck predicting hurricanes
First Responders will be the last to know so Valerie Jarrett can keep doing whatever it is she does
Santa and the Easter Bunny could be late next year
Old Faithful will no longer be faithful
TBDBITL will only be able to afford block OHIO
The First State, Delaware, will fall to second
Americans will no longer be allowed a terrible, horrible, no good, very bad day, just a so-so one
TSA will tick off even more people
Illegal wiretaps won’t be translated
Less security at Benghazi’s diplomatic station
On the plus side, ambulance chasers won't have to chase out of gas ambulances
Planes will fall out of the sky
Agencies that don’t even exist will have their budgets cut
Violent criminals will be set free at an even higher rate
9-1-1 call centers will magically become federal thus devastated by the sequester
NOAA will have even less luck predicting hurricanes
First Responders will be the last to know so Valerie Jarrett can keep doing whatever it is she does
Santa and the Easter Bunny could be late next year
Old Faithful will no longer be faithful
TBDBITL will only be able to afford block OHIO
The First State, Delaware, will fall to second
Americans will no longer be allowed a terrible, horrible, no good, very bad day, just a so-so one
TSA will tick off even more people
Illegal wiretaps won’t be translated
Less security at Benghazi’s diplomatic station
On the plus side, ambulance chasers won't have to chase out of gas ambulances
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