Showing posts with label AP. Show all posts
Showing posts with label AP. Show all posts

Friday, September 04, 2009

AP Sez The Hell With The Parents Of Lance Cpl.Bernard

and the SoD Gates.

Robert Gates protests AP decision as 'appalling'Defense Secretary Robert Gates is objecting “in the strongest terms” to an Associated Press decision to transmit a photograph showing a mortally wounded 21-year-old Marine in his final moments of life, calling the decision “appalling” and a breach of “common decency.”

The AP reported that the Marine’s father had asked – in an interview and in a follow-up phone call — that the image, taken by an embedded photographer, not be published.

The AP reported in a story that it decided to make the image public anyway because it “conveys the grimness of war and the sacrifice of young men and women fighting it.”

The AP lost whatever moral compass they had a long time ago and continue in a downward spiral.

Tuesday, August 26, 2008

AP's war in 4 words: Russia is always right

The Truth About Russia in Georgia

Michael J. Totten is writing what the AP and other likewise media outlets won't, the truth. The new Soviet Union must weaken those countries on its periphery if they cannot make them part of the new Soviet. Freedom is a pesky thing when people taste it, they like it and tend to not want to give it up.

The new Soviet Union doesn't like that and, it seems, neither does the mainstream media. It might just prove President George W. Bush and the United States right. That scares the hell out of them.

Read the rest of Totten's story for the truth and hit his pay jar, he is quickly becoming a national treasure.

Monday, August 04, 2008

AP; 4 never

AP finally honest
No time for Bush

Sunday, August 03, 2008

AP: George Washington's Multiple Personalities

In accordance with the losers at AP and their arrogant, yet stupid decree of allowing our 1st amendment rights to go up to only 4 of their illustrious words at a time;

whom are white men

There has been one dead white guy on the dollar bill for years. Also known as the father of our country, George Washington, has been that guy. Not guys. Guy. One. As in 50 states, not 57 or 58. One.

Now, if Obama and his PR firm, AP, want to nuance with the best of the Clintons and the Kerrys and say they were talking multiple one dollar bills and on all those dollar bills was a white guy, well, that would be normal for all. Is is isn't it? Otherwise AP and their client, Obama, know something the rest of us do not know.

Oh, BTW, Obama did interject racism into the campaign. He did it on purpose because his handlers thought they could benefit from it. Now that they haven't, the handlers say that race is now important because everyone knows that America is a racist nation. Except America.

Monday, July 21, 2008

AP: 4 Headlines, 4 Words

Geez, I knew communism doesn't work, but...
Beijing has first workday

Bureaucrat screwup?
Indian health agency lost

Also lobbied for 'Activist Press'
Jesse Washington named AP

Says citizens haven't earned them
Government opposes more privileges

Thursday, July 17, 2008

AP: Headlines 4 The World

On sale now.
Animal rights group targets

Name thought to be too long
Birmingham votes to rename

Like trying to catch a refrigerator
NASA moon capsule running

Not according to him
Obama's trip: 1st high

No kidding, they're all in the US
Mexican capital to reduce

Pick on somebody your own size Harry
Senate knocks down Argentine

Sunday, July 13, 2008

AP: Headlines 4 Shortened Better

TPing the neighbor was such a success
FBI: Agents foil bank

City to investigate local truck stop
Orlando dad gets gas

Valentine Wagner begs to differ
Ohio plans first execution

Unknown since election
La. congressman's name surfaces

Though good enough for Babylonia, state has held off until now
California to require algebra

Even at 5,000 miles, stigma of illegals felt, local Funk Carioca muted
Border fence concerns Rio

Wednesday, July 09, 2008

AP: 4 The World

Can Reid finally succeed?
Senate to pass bill

Like everything else he touches, it's DOA
Jack Kevorkian's congressional bid

You gotta walk before...
California mayor takes step

Liberal dream
Money, ads give health

Sunday, July 06, 2008

AP: Bush Goofing Off Again

Bush, Fukuda lay out

I hope they used sun screen.

AP: Congress Finished

Congress begins final summer

Is it really over? I'm at a loss for more than 4 words.

AP: Congress Is Greedy

Congress ready to take

But is this really news?

Saturday, July 05, 2008

AP: Pot Of Gold Missing

5 arrested in Rainbow

Keebler elves quite miffed over desecration.

Friday, July 04, 2008

AP Has Inside Obama Scoop

Obama may accept nomination

Maybe not? Maybe a 4 figure weekly salary isn't enough to keep the ministry kickin'.

Wednesday, July 02, 2008

AP: A Sigh Of Relief From Uncle Sam

Russian lawmakers OK US

No report on whether they did it in 4 words or less. Putin can be short.

Sunday, June 29, 2008

AP's 4 Word World

Pork products next?
Israeli Cabinet approves Hezbollah

Soy sauce won't help
Beef dispute confronts Rice

I didn't know Yosemite was unfinished
Transplant recipient completes Yosemite

Ouch
Berkeley tree-sitters hanging

Does Sharpton know about this
Florida gets 1st black

New Hampshire pissed
Federal court upholds Vermont

He's got some splain' to do
Principal in pregnancy pact

Mexico still suspect
DNA test clears Texas

NY unhappy
New law ensures NJ

Thursday, June 26, 2008

AP: There Are Now 49 States

Tom Hanks loses Idaho , but another word would be more costly.

Good thing Obama has extras, but I couldn't find any AP reference to Barack's seven extra states.

Wednesday, June 25, 2008

AP Strip Golf

Must be 4 words or less.

Kid golfers, strippers share

My junior tournaments were tame.

Tuesday, June 24, 2008

AP On Zimbabwe Election

In 4 words

UN says fair vote

Monday, June 23, 2008

AP Flood News

In four words:

Forecaster: End is near...

Sunday, June 22, 2008

AP Doomsday Scenario Story

Is everything spinning out

Sorry, that's my 4 word limit as set by the genius of AP