Tuesday, August 11, 2009

Hillary's Jet Lag Or Hag?

The Vast Right Wing Conspiracy reached into the Congo to mistranslate a question posed to Secretary Clinton, our face to the world.



That she reacted in such an awful manner can be attributed to having to spiral into the airport to avoid Bosnian snipers attempting to thwart her mission.

Meanwhile, Bill (not the Secretary of State) was celebrating in Las Vegas dining on a Blue Plate People's Special of a $240 8-ounce wagyu New York strip steak. That's $240 for just the steak. Everything else, including the Open Pit barbeque steak sauce, was ala carte, including the deep fried Ding Dong dessert.

Hell, Bill could've gotten the same Blue Plate People's Special for just $125 at Obama's White Castle Bar & Grill. Maybe the extra money covered table chips. And a lap dance.

You can bet Hillary's channeling that.