Saturday, October 25, 2008

Kerry Too Dumb To Be Called Stupid

Yep, John F(rench) Kerry wants another New Deal. Since the last one lengthened the Great Depression by approximately seven years and produced such a plethora of un-American programs that even FDR regretted them, especially in light of the fact he never intended for most of them to become permanent.

FDR was a 'messiah' as well. Just like Obama, FDR was idolized in every medium of art and was hung on walls, screened onto to dinnerware and just like Napoleon, was worshiped as a demigod.

If only the Obama was a dedicated Francophile, Kerry would build him an altar on which to surrender America and her ideals over unleavened french bread and a chalice of vichyssoise.

PAPER: John Kerry wants New Deal II...

Each day John Kerry proves he is no student of history. Nor is he up to the task of being taken seriously. By anyone.

I have a new deal for Kerry. Move to Paris and open a dress shop.