Monday, November 20, 2006

Overheard at the Smart Tank

Abstinence can cause 2, 3, 4, 5 6 babies.

Scarlett Johansson, an actress, has herself checked for HIV twice a year and thinks President George Bush is "unrealistic."

"We are supposed to be liberated in America but if our President had his way, we wouldn't be educated about sex at all. "Every woman would have six children and we wouldn't be able to have abortions."
I am of the opinion that there is a pretty good chance that Mrs. Bush is relieved that her husband doesn't feel he needs two HIV tests every year.