Obama Is Stupider Than A Rock

Overheard at the grocery store this evening:

Q: Will you vote for Obama a second time?


A: Yeah, if he finds me a job.

This was not a government bureaucrat type loser.

They both chuckled and walked away.

To look at Arugula.

Obama Gets Spanked By Boehner For Trying Stupid Political Trick

Obama wanted to make a MAJOR address to Congress on the same night and time that the California Republican debate was to air. It was a calculated political stunt to try to block the debate or to make Republicans look bad by saying no to Obama.

Like every other thing Obama has tried, it's a  failure.

Boehner said that since the House wouldn’t reconvene until 6:30 on Wednesday, and because it takes hours to complete the security sweep necessary for a presidential address, “it is my recommendation that your address be held on the following evening, when we can ensure there will be no parliamentary or logistical impediments that might detract from your remarks.”

 “As such, on behalf of the bipartisan leadership and membership of both the House and Senate, I respectfully invite you to address a Joint Session of Congress on Thursday, September 8, 2011 in the House Chamber, at a time that works best for your schedule,” Boehner said.

The Speaker’s letter made no mention of the more obvious conflict: between the president’s speech, and a Republican presidential debate scheduled on Wednesday night at 8 p.m. EST. That debate is the first of the post-Labor Day political season, and the first one in which Texas Gov. Rick Perry (R) is set to participate.

Maybe if Obama stuffs the Presidential Seal down the back of his pants the spanking won't hurt so much next time.

via Professor Jacobson

Wisconsin Has Become A Parody

As the economic plan that Governor Walker starts to show good results, including the retention and hiring of new teachers, leftists keep chanting, screaming and badgering everybody in a temper tantrum that has become a parody. What really bugs them is not just their multi-million failure, but the governor's success.



It is almost as if there is coordination from Wisconsin's elected officials, unions and protesters as they start chanting, "shame, shame" every chance they get. It's not a shame that people no longer bother to hear them anymore.

Hurricane & Earthquake Acts Of God

This is funny.



Let smug self righteous elitist humorless Lefty heads begin exploding. That's fun too.

1/20/2009 Hope & Change Seen As A Disaster

In January of 2009 I remember being exhausted from campaigning. It was a long hard fight at the local, state and national level. We got our butt kicked. Doing what I normally did in the emptiness after campaign just ended I dove into house projects never finished from the last episode of being on call and working 24/7 for months on end to doing absolutely nothing as I talked with peers about ramping up again.

The media was giddy. They were giddy because they hadn't a clue about who had just been elected. Post racial first presidency aside, very few people understood anything about President-elect Obama except what he and his handlers had said.

There was one who understood and I shook as I read his words that day.

Barack Obama inauguration: this Emperor has no clothes, it will all end in tears

by Gerald Warner

It is questionable whether the present political system can survive the coming crisis. Whatever the solution, teenage swooning sentimentality over a celebrity cult has no part in it. The most powerful nation on earth is confronting its worst economic crisis under the leadership of its most extremely liberal politician, who has virtually no experience of federal politics. That is not an opportunity but a catastrophe.

These are frank, even ungracious, words: they have the one merit that, unlike almost everything else written today about Obama, they will not require to be eaten in the future.

Most of the house projects are still unfinished, but some get moved along a bit as I work at them, from time to time, simply to relieve the tension from researching the destruction our nation is having done to it by schoolboy politicians who haven't a clue. About anything.

Global Warming Causes Whale Poop

Global Warming causes Polar Bears to get hot and fall down stupid. On the ice.
Global Warming causes the Ozone Layer to go pphffssst.
Global Warming causes everything to get cold. A lot.
Global Warming causes professors to stutter. Mid lecture on Global Warming.
Global warming causes cows to poof. Or is that backwards?
Global Warming causes terrorists to explode which is good if they’re at home.
Global Warming causes celebrities to giggle girlily. Like Al Gore.
Global Warming causes bad Hollywood movies. Like Day After Tomorrow or An Inconvenient Truth.
Global Warming causes hurricanes and Nino's and Nina's relationship to run hot and cold.
Global Warming causes drought. Especially when it rains a lot.
Global Warming causes whale poop. Whale poop fights Global Warming.

Is there anything Global Warming can't do?

Obama: 7 Lies In Under 1 Minute and 47 Seconds

Is this guy awesome or what?



It takes him about an hour to tell a truth and then he does so by mistake.

Wisconsin Liberals Versus The Adults

Inner-city Catholic school doors super glued before Gov. Walker visit Friday

" 'Get ready for a riot,' because they were going to disrupt the visit."

They didn’t like the election so they tried to bully and intimidate and when that didn’t work they called for another election and now that that has failed it’s back to bullying and intimidation.

The children want to be in charge of the kindergarten to keep the kool-aid flowing, but the adults think otherwise.

Obama's Working Vacation Isn't Working

Obama and family spent 5 hours or so on a private beach on Martha's Vineyard and all we got was a lousy economy.

Politically, of course, this is a rolling disaster for the Obama administration.

Of course, Obama is ignoring evacuation and emergency work on the island due to Hurricane Irene. When our Sunbather In Chief decides to get-and-go he'll just have his underlings clear the roads and airport runways to make room for his departure. If everyone is gone maybe his staff can get any unionized emergency workers to line the road to wave and bow as he blesses them with his nanosecond presence.

It's tough work to not work on a working vacation.

Our Royal Couple Is Emptying Our Coffers

A good husbands wants to make vacations a trip their wife will enjoy, generally they pay for them, especially the perks. At least the honest ones pay.

Expensive massages, top shelf vodka and five-star hotels: First Lady accused of spending $10m in public money on her vacations

They traveled separately, which seems to becoming the norm for them, but at least the dog didn’t get his own Air Force bOne this time.

If this is the hope and change they’re offering then Michelle is Marie Antoinette and Barack is “Uncle Louis.” Maybe if we are real nice and forget about our constitutional rights they’ll let eat some cake. Crumbs.

Time to crown them, eh?

Religion Saving Society, Poor Atheists Not

Community based on tradition has always been the foundation of successful societies. Religion has been the rock upon the which the common weal succeeds. In recent decades this has been under attack, very successfully, and now we find ourselves in the midst of a society that props up mediocrity and funds total failure and that society points to their result as the need to do more of it. Failure has become a government program and it will grow as the failure of government at all levels grows.

Now we find that it is not the traditionalists that are ignorant, but those that say they are.

Inequality Grows As Poor, Ignorant Atheists Swamp US

In fact, some recent research reveals, it is almost the other way round.  According to the American Sociological Association, the uneducated and the poor (often of course the same people) are dropping God like a hot brick; the ‘bitter clingers’ are increasingly better educated and more affluent than the unchurched.

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Second, the increasing disconnect between many poor and poorly educated Americans and the values and ideas that make for success in this society is in part a consequence of efforts by well meaning liberals to keep religion out of schools.  By what we teach and what we don’t teach, what we talk about and where the silences are, we convey clear messages to young children.  We have been broadcasting a clear message to two generations of young people that religion doesn’t matter.

The greatest victims of this fraud and deceit are, as usual, the most vulnerable and needy among us.

The "reforms" within historical churches (Episcopal comes to my mind) have done great damage to society as they have run away from their charge to help those least able to help themselves within their communities and lobbied for the government to do so on their behalf codifying an atheist hand-out society of poor and illiterate people.

Maxi Waters: Middle Class "Can Go Straight To Hell"

Last week Maxi went after Obama. This week she goes after the Tea Party and its members, middle class Americans.



Lights are on, but nobody is home.

The Dumbest Statement Yet By Barack Hussein Obama

via Doug Ross @Journal

Breaking: President Calls for Section 8 Housing on Martha's Vineyard

Is this a quote from the Onion?

"To paraphrase a famous movie," the President joked, "'I see white people.' In all seriousness, our national mandate for diversity demands that we integrate Martha's Vineyard, which today is a haven for millionaires and billionaires, as well as corporate jet- and yacht-owners, almost all of whom have pasty white complexions. And just think of all of the thousands of construction jobs we'll save or create!"
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The President's auto-pen in Washington signed an Executive Order commanding the Department of Housing and Urban Development (HUD) to build "not less than three thousand low-income housing units on the north side of the island near Lambert's Cove."

How will the poor people pay the taxes of Massachusetts AND Martha's Vineyard? Oh, that's right, they won't have to.

Where will the poor people work on Martha's Vineyard? At the homes of pasty white people or at the "green manufacturing" facilities that Obama and his incredibly stupid cronies are going to build there? That should keep Martha's Vineyard pristine. Or maybe there will be a government subsidized ferries to the mainland. That way they can go work for the pasty white Kennedy's or be deep sea scientists at Woods Hole.

I don't know why I am trying to think this through when nary an imbecile in Massachusetts or Washington, DC has wasted a minute on reason, sanity or logic, but what I'm really thinking about is about the dumbest statement I can recall that actually came out of a President of the United States' mouth.

Again, in case the first time you read it you thought it was somebody's idea of a sick joke.

"To paraphrase a famous movie," the President joked, "'I see white people.' Does the president paraphrase other movies with "Damn gook names all sound the same." when attending diplomatic functions.


In all seriousness, our national mandate for diversity demands that we integrate Martha's Vineyard, which today is a haven for millionaires and billionaires, as well as corporate jet- and yacht-owners, almost all of whom have pasty white complexions. 

This one sentence is filled with hate, class warfare and racism. First, the president believes he needs to change the populations of cities and places everywhere? "Our national mandate," really? When did this mandate become law? If it isn't a law who gave him the right and the power to do such a thing? Will he force black communities that do not want white people to make them neighbors?

If he finds Martha's Vineyard a haven for millionaires (like him), billionaires, corporate and yacht owners why is he vacationing there? Is Obama on a recon mission? Maybe it's because he likes such havens and out of guilt he wants to pander to the zillionaires over brie and then everyone will chuckle and go on their way. Obama's way will be to get on the ultimate corporate jet to fly off to another campaign stop disguised as the people's business. Did a president actually say "pasty white complexions"? Is so, he can kiss my pasty white ass, because he is a silly racist saying stupid PC things to a PC crowd of rich hypocritical pasty white people.

And just think of all of the thousands of construction jobs we'll save or create!" This is the dumbest part of an incredibly stupid statement. Just how many "thousands" of construction jobs will he save or create on Martha's Vineyard. Maybe someone should tell Obama that it is an island and not a very big one at that. Further more, Obama is not only is incapable of creating jobs, as has been shown, he is much more adept at destroying jobs.

Obama is clearly in over his head and should step down from his office.

Obama's EPA Will Kill What Obama Can't

The EPA is quickly becoming the fourth branch of government as an Obama addition to the executive, judicial and legislative branches. That the EPA is not answerable to just about anyone is seen as a feature, not a bug, to big government types that also want to inject themselves into every facet of our lives they can think of. Oh, and they also don't care that unemployment will go up as well as the cost of everything because the benefits will be for the country and to stave off alien intervention.

Getting ready for a wave of coal-plant shutdowns

I guess freezing grandmothers and babies is a better for their environment that having fat ones. Priorities R' Them.

Killing the American Dream is hard work and Obama is finding he can’t do it all by himself, but with the help of the EPA he can kill ever so much more and nobody will be held responsible. It’s a win-win for the Obama, especially if he is only a one term president.

That it is a completely stupid idea and approach seems not to have occurred to anyone.

Sewer Rats Look For Crap On Perry

Ever classy liberals are searching their sewers for anything they can pin on Gov. Rick Perry, Republican presidential candidate. Which will they choose, facts don't matter, to smear Perry?

1. Adulterer
2. Pervert
3. Pedophile
4. Queer
5. Cross dresser

Now, a wackjob supporter of Ron Paul, nominally a Republican candidate for president, has decided to hurt Perry with slime ball innuendo. That he sounds like a persistent contributor to Democratic Underground not only makes him look like a jackass it also makes Ron Paul look even nuttier than usual, if that is possible.

I've worked in Texas politics and it is a contact sport. The press down there still writes in the mode of Molly Ivans which is to say make a charge, refuse to back down and then pour acid on their opponents. That's the nice side of politics down there. The bad side can be summed up in three letters, LBJ. Just don't ask where the bodies are buried beside the one in Arlington National Cemetery. The Pedernals sure are looking green this year.

But the rats keep looking, talking and spewing and all the while they don't notice they are swimming in their own crap.

I Ignore Your Law, Now reward Me!

If we were being honest we'd call the Democrat's immigration reform what it really is, voter ID outreach.

Obama to deport illegals by ‘priority’

30 11 million illegal aliens. That's the increase the Democrats are hoping to add to their voter lists across the nation. It might make up the shortfall created by public and corporate unions as they share their love through extortion, fists and threats to business and individuals nationwide. Plus, our hurting economy looks like streets paved of gold to these illegals.

I think Obama has bought heavily into Taco futures.

Still George’s Fault

From I Own The World

Damn that George Bush, it’s all his fault.

He broke Obama’s promise to put all bills on the White House web site for five days before signing them.

He broke Obama’s promise to have the congressional health care negotiations broadcast live on C-SPAN.

He broke Obama’s promise to end earmarks.

He broke Obama’s promise to keep unemployment from rising above 8 percent.

He broke Obama’s promise to close the detention center at Guantanamo in the first year.

He broke Obama’s promise to make peace with direct, no precondition talks with America ‘s most hate-filled enemies during his first year in office, ushering in a new era of global cooperation.

He broke Obama’s promise to end the hiring of former lobbyists into high White House jobs.

He broke Obama’s promise to end no-compete contracts with the government.

He broke Obama’s promise to disclose the names of all attendees at closed White House meetings.

He broke Obama’s promise for a new era of bipartisan cooperation in all matters.

He broke Obama’s promise to have chosen a home church to attend Sunday services with his family by Easter of last year.

Yes, it’s all George Bush’s fault. President Obama is nothing more than a puppet in the never-ending failed Bush administration.

Drive Thru ATM

Amazing Computer Animation Of Captain Sullenberger's Hudson River Ditch

via Curmudgeonly and Skeptical

Fracking Mossad Causes STDS’ And Infertility In Women

The men, apparently, aren’t affected.

'Mossad plotted to harm Egyptian fertility'

Pa. lawmaker suggests spread of STDs 'amongst womenfolk' a side effect of natural gas drilling

Obama Can't Tax What He's Killing Off For Long

Since he's killing business it makes sense that he's killing off millionaires.




















The left always has bogus studies and charts showing that Republicans are the party of the wealthiest Americans (Weeeeee, make a vulgar joke about the Koch brothers so you can be hip too!) when actually the Democrats garner more big givers. Seems to me that the Democrats are finally eating their own. They have to because they're running out of other people's money to spend.

Operation Rolling Blunder Increases Employment

in Canada.

President Obama is barnstorming the heartland to boost US jobs in a taxpayer-financed luxury bus the government had custom built -- in Canada, The Post has learned.

The $1.1 million vehicle, one of two that Quebec-based Prevost sold the government, has been tricked out by the Secret Service with state-of-the-art security features and creature comforts.
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The feds bought the two coaches for $2.2 million from Hemphill Brothers Coach, based in Tennessee. It installed custom interior upgrades into the Prevost shell, which accounted for about half the cost.

The contract lists the country of origin as Canada and place of manufacture as "outside U.S. - Trade Agreements," a possible reference to the North American Free Trade Agreement.

I humbly suggest that Obama would better himself by seeking the presidency of Kenya Indonesia anywhere else Canada. He obviously has increased employment there and doesn't have a record (yet) of destroying Canada and its economy. Other than a loss for Canada it's a win-win for us.

Of course, Obama will have to start his campaign in Canada after his current presidential vacation on Martha's Vineyard, home to poor people, is over and then he can call his Rolling Blunder Bus campaign into Canada "Coming Home To Me."

Time Released Thuggery In Wisconsin

FIZZLE

The revolution was not televised because there was no revolution.

Warren Buffet Believes The Buffet Is Too Large

OUR leaders have asked for “shared sacrifice.” But when they did the asking, they spared me. I checked with my mega-rich friends to learn what pain they were expecting. They, too, were left untouched.

 Warren, please tell us exactly who is forcing you to pay a lower tax rate? Fire your tax preparers and simply  take your  income and pay 20%, 25%, 50%, 70% or higher on the gross. Knock yourself out, but get your damned hand out of other people's pockets. Are we clear on this? Good.

Let me know how much you've decided to "sacrifice."

Harry Reid: Punch Drunk Or Senile?

You decide.

Reid expects Tea Party to fade away

Maybe, until he opens his mouth again. Then they'll come roaring back to slap him down again. As they should.

Too High

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Perry: Who's Got Daddy Worried Now

No, I’m not talking about Obama, but his daddy, David Axlerod, and daddy must have more worry lines because he spouting nonsense more than usual. Maybe it was because Gov. Perry appears to have won the debate last evening.

Top Obama aide fires preemptive broadside at Perry

US President Barack Obama's top reelection strategist charged Friday that Republican White House hopeful and Texas Governor Rick Perry had "very little to do" with his state's economic success.

"There's a specific reason that Texas has done so well, and that's because the oil industry has done so well in the last few years, and the military has grown because of the challenges that we have had overseas," said David Axelrod.

"And so he's been the beneficiary of things that he had very little to do with," Axelrod told ABC television.

Yeah, pulling out of Iraq, pulling back from Afghanistan, closing Guantanamo and making sure that all the deep water wells got back up and running in the Gulf freed up money and the Obama team to make sure that Texas did well just to make Obama (and Perry) look good. Mix that in with all the savings from ObamaCare and stopping all the waste like TARP and stimulus money and damn, this nation is finally financially rocking! Unemployment is great. The bond market is fabulous. All the world loves us.

Oh, wait….

ObamaCare Just Ain't Happening

How many times does Obama's stable of dead horses need to be beaten?

Further, the individual mandate exceeds Congress’s enumerated commerce power and is unconstitutional. This economic mandate represents a wholly novel and potentially unbounded assertion of congressional authority: the ability to compel Americans to purchase an expensive health insurance product they have elected not to buy, and to make them re-purchase that insurance product every month for their entire lives. We have not found any generally applicable, judicially enforceable limiting principle that would permit us to uphold the mandate without obliterating the boundaries inherent in the system of enumerated congressional powers. “Uniqueness” is not a constitutional principle in any antecedent Supreme Court decision. The individual mandate also finds no refuge in the aggregation doctrine, for decisions to abstain from the purchase of a product or service, whatever their cumulative effect, lack a sufficient nexus to commerce. [fn omitted]


The individual mandate, however, can be severed from the remainder of the Act’s myriad reforms. The presumption of severability is rooted in notions of judicial restraint and respect for the separation of powers in our constitutional system. The Act’s other provisions remain legally operaive after the mandate’s excision, and the high burden needed under Supreme Court precedent to rebut the presumption of severability has not been met.

Obviously Biden Can't Keep A Secret So Don't Tell Him Squat

The Pentagon and Robert Gates demanded that the identities of those that killed bin Laden not be revealed so Jabberin' Joe put his mouth in drive before someone could remind him to put his mind in gear. Fool.

Let me briefly acknowledge tonight’s distinguished honorees. Admiral James Stavridis is a, is the real deal. He can tell you more about and understands the incredible, the phenomenal, the just almost unbelievable capacity of his Navy SEALs and what they did last Sunday.

Read the rest. It is sickening.

The Imminent Death Of The Welfare State

Having already been called a terrorist, been told of my great dementia and my soon to be demise due to my consumption of meat, alcohol and my being obese, I'm sure now that list will grow due to my telling the truth once again. Lefto World is dying. It's death will begin with the welfare state. No, us krazy krazists won't kill it. No, facts, logic and economics will do the merciful deed.

 Anticipating the Coming Convulsions as the Welfare State Dies

There will be great gnashing of teeth and, I'm sure, some riots, new acts of violence and other left-wing tactics of intimidation, but those tactics will only alter the timing, not the deed.

Bradwell on Sea, Essex

Another for Webutante

St Peter's Chapel

 

 

 

chelmsfordblue

Gothic Revival, Bath, England

Happy Birthday Mr. President!

As the economy threatens collapse President Obama celebrates signing debt deal with lavish 50th birthday dinner (featuring Jennifer Hudson)

• ·         President to host massive birthday dinner in Chicago this evening, featuring a star turn by singer Jennifer Hudson
• ·         Held at $40,000 a night ballroom with tickets $35,800 per person
• ·         1,167 house parties organised across country in his honour
• ·         As if that wasn't enough, 'intimate' party on White House lawn planned for tomorrow
• ·         Celebration despite major blow as Chinese leading credit agency downgrades U.S. rating
• Stock market on longest losing streak since meltdown three years ago