Thursday, December 14, 2006

Blue State VS Red State

A friend sent this to me as a reminder of just how loving liberals are. They are like the religion of peace. It was written in 2005, but I think the only difference would be more arrogance if it had been written today.

November 3, 2005

F*ck the South. F*ck 'em. We should have let them go when
they wanted to leave. But no, we had to kill half a million people so they'd
stay part of our special Union. Fighting for the right to keep slaves - yeah,
those are states we want to keep.
And now what do we get? We're the f*cking Arrogant Northeast Liberal Elite? How about this for arrogant: the South is the Real America? The Authentic America. Really?
Cause we f*cking founded this country, *ssholes. Those Founding Fathers you keep going on and on about? All that bullsh*t about what you think they meant by the Second Amendment giving you the right to keep your *ssault weapons in the glove compartment because you didn't bother to read the first half of the f*cking sentence? Who do you think those wig-wearing lacy-shirt sporting revolutionaries were? They were f*cking blue-staters, d*ckhead. Boston? Philadelphia? New York? Hello? Think there might be a reason all the f*cking monuments are up here in our backyard?
No, No. Get the f*ck out. We're not letting you visit the Liberty Bell and f*cking Plymouth Rock anymore until you get over your real American selves and start respecting those other nine amendments. Who do you think those f*cking stripes on the flag are for? Nine are for f*cking blue states. And it would be 10 if those Vermonters had gotten their f*cking Subarus together and broken off from New York a little earlier. Get it? We started this sh*t, so don't get all uppity about how real you are you Johnny-come-lately "Oooooh I've been a state for almost a hundred years" d*ckheads. F*ck off.
Arrogant? You wanna talk about us Northeasterners being f*cking arrogant? What's more American than arrogance? Hmmm? Maybe horsies? I don't think so. Arrogance is the f*cking cornerstone of what it means to be American. And I wouldn't be so f*cking arrogant if I wasn't paying for your f*cking bridges, bitch.
All those Federal taxes you love to hate? It all comes from us and goes to you, so shut up and enjoy your f*cking Tennessee Valley Authority
electricity and your fancy highways that we paid for. And the next time Florida
gets hit by a hurricane you can come crying to us if you want to, but you're the
ones who built on a f*cking swamp. "Let the Spanish keep it, it’s a sh*thole,"
we said, but you had to have your f*cking orange juice.
The next d*ckwad who says, "It’s your money, not the government's money" is gonna get their *ss kicked. Nine of the ten states that get the most federal f*cking dollars and pay the least... can you guess? Go on, guess. That’s right, motherf*cker, they're red states. And eight of the ten states that receive the least and pay the most? It’s too easy, *sshole, they’re blue states. It’s not your money, *ssholes, it’s
f*cking our money. What was that Real American Value you were spouting a minute
ago? Self reliance? Try this for self reliance: buy your own f*cking stop signs,
Let’s talk about those values for a f*cking minute. You and your Southern values can bite my *ss because the blue states got the values over you f*cking Real Americans every day of the goddamn week. Which state do you think has the lowest divorce rate you marriage-hyping d*ckwads? Well? Can you guess? It’s f*cking Massachusetts, the f*cking center of the gay marriage universe. Yes, that’s right, the state you love to tie around the neck of anyone to the left of Strom Thurmond has the lowest divorce rate in the f*cking nation. Think that’s just some aberration? How about this: 9 of the 10 lowest divorce rates are f*cking blue states, *sshole, and most are in the Northeast, where our values suck so bad. And where are the highest divorce rates? Care to f*cking guess? 10 of the top 10 are f*cking red-*ss we're-so-f*cking-moral states. And while Nevada is the worst, the Bible Belt is doing its f*cking part.
But two guys making out is going to f*cking ruin marriage for you? Yeah? Seems like you're ruining it pretty well on your own, you little b*st*rds. Oh, but that's ok because you go to church, right? I mean you do, right? Cause we f*cking get to hear about it every goddamn year at election time. Yes, we're fascinated by how you get up every Sunday morning and sing, and then you're f*cking towers of moral
superiority. Yeah, that's a workable formula. Maybe us f*cking Northerners don't
talk about religion as much as you because we're not so busy sinning, hmmm? Ever
think of that, you self-righteous *ssholes? No, you're too busy erecting giant stone tablets of the Ten Commandments in buildings paid for by the f*cking Northeast Liberal Elite. And who has the highest murder rates in the nation? It ain't us up here in the North, *ssholes.
Well this gravy train is f*cking over. Take your liberal-bashing, federal-tax-leaching, confederate-flag-waving, holier-than-thou, hypocritical bullsh*t and shove it up your *ss.
And no, you can't have your f*cking convention in New York next time. F*ck off.

This guy's facts are just a tad off and he seems to have forgotten that whole Monroe-Jefferson-Washington in Virginia thing going on during the founding, but hey, he's got a fabulous vocabulary!

Iraq lost election is becoming fact - In the MSM

Soon it will be merely mentioned as fact....

Unpopular Iraq war still has supporters
Thu Dec 14, 2006 1:00pm ET
Discontent over the war was viewed as a key reason why Bush's Republican Party
lost control of Congress in November 7 congressional elections.

Surprise! Blue staters believe the War on Terror is going badly and they disapprove of President Bush's handling of it, but by (their) god they support the troops, just not what they're doing. They also believe in greater number that Bush lied, but not Kerry, Kennedy, Pelosi, et al and that the World Trade Center murders were an inside job.

They would also believe that Palestine, TX is pronounced Pa-lees-tin because fly-over people are to dumb to pronounce the name of their favorite group of terrorists correctly.

Stone - no mortar

Libras/Aquarians wreak carnage

Personally, I love science. kinda. So when I see some hard new science pointing to an ill in our society I just get tingly. This means my wife drives from now on.

So, what's your sign? You crash here often?
Thu Dec 14, 2006 10:58 AM ET
By Naomi Kim

TORONTO, Dec 13 (Reuters Life!) - Never mind how careful you are behind the wheel or how long you've been driving, the signs of the zodiac may be bigger factors behind your ability to avoid car crashes -- or why you have too many.

According to a study by, a Web site that quotes
drivers on insurance rates, astrological signs are a significant factor in
predicting car accidents.

The study, which looked at 100,000 North American drivers' records from the past six years, puts Libras (born September 23-October
22) followed by Aquarians (January 20-February 18) as the worst offenders for tickets and accidents

Leos (July 23-August 22) and then Geminis (May 21-June 20) were found to be the best overall.

"I was absolutely shocked by the results," said Lee Romanov, president of Toronto-based, who also wrote the book "Car Carma" which touches on the correlation between astrological signs and driving ability while doing the study.

Romanov originally wanted to have some fun by examining astrological signs as a possible cause for the variance between insurance companies quoting high and low rates but didn't expect to find anything interesting.

"Now, changing postal codes is far less significant to me than drivers of certain astrological signs," she told Reuters on Wednesday.

Even age, another variable for determining insurance rates, is less of a consideration to Romanov. The cutoff line for being considered a higher risk driver is 24 years of age; 25-year-olds are considered not-high risk.
"I'd rather get into a car with a 24-year-old Leo than a 25-year-old Aries," Romanov said.

Leos, described along with the study results on, are "generous, and comfortable in
sharing the roadway."

Aries, on the other hand, "have a 'me first' childlike nature that drives Aries into trouble."

"I wasn't believing in it before," said Romanov, "but I would think twice before getting into a car with an Aries."

I read it all and we're in big trouble, because Romanov wouldn't get in a car with my wife either. Yeah, well my family statistically doesn't have an acute lead problem Romanov.