Jews equal bad weather cycles

Ellen Goodman, who I thought must have retired, came back into my life with this article just to prove she hasn't gotten any smarter than when I had to read her for my work in DC. That was back when the earth was still cooling.

Ms. Goodman has never really been heavy on logic and smarts, but she has always towed the party line. In short, a good apparatchik.

I would like to say we're at a point where global warming is
impossible to deny. Let's just say that global warming deniers are now on a
par with Holocaust deniers, though one denies the past and the other denies
the present and future.

I find this completely odious on its face value, but more so in that Ms. Goodman cheapens the lives lost in the Holocaust by comparing their history to a pseudo science, invented to make a profit and win elections through fear, in an attempt give her vacuous thoughts depth and gravity.

Shame on you Ms. Goodman.

Shame.

Jack and the meanstalk

Murtha, the ham fisted thug from Pennsylvania, continues his duty to his dominatrix by lashing out at her critics with threats allowing her highness to remain aloof. Of course not as aloof as a nice big jet would make her, but things gonna change once he has himself a hearing.

Appropriations subcommittee on Defense Chairman John Murtha (D-Pa.), who lobbied the Pentagon for a larger plane, announced that he planned to hold hearings on the use of military aircraft for executive branch and Congressional travel over the past two fiscal years. Murtha predicted that despite the flap, Pelosi would end up with a plane capable of making the coast-to-coast trip.

“I would predict she would” get a larger plane, he said Thursday. “I’m seldom wrong on these kinds of things.”

Watch out you Republicans and you toy soldiers over at the Pentagon, Jack "the Bad Mother" Murtha is talking at you!

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Global Warming

Let's face it, Global Warming is just not working out, at least not as a program.

If, as some conspire to say, the government is in charge of global warming then we should plan on buying heavy sweaters, because if the government would be put in charge of the Gobi Desert, there'd be a sand shortage inside 3 months.

Cottage

US of Illegal A

From:
MEDIACREAT@aol.com
Subject:
Becoming Illegal (From an Arizona resident to his senator)
Date:
Tue, 6 Feb 2007 4:49 AM

Dear Senator McCain,

As a native Arizona resident and excellent customer of the Internal Revenue Service, I am writing to ask for your assistance. I have contacted the Department of Homeland Security in an effort to determine the process for becoming an illegal alien and they referred me to you.

My primary reason for wishing to change my status from U.S. Citizen to illegal alien stems from the bill which was recently passed by the Senate and for which you voted. If my understanding of this bill's provisions is accurate, as an illegal alien who has been in the United States for five years, all I need to do to become a citizen is to pay a $2,000 fine and income taxes for three of the last five years.

I know a good deal when I see one and I am anxious to get the process started before everyone figures it out. Simply put, those of us who have been here legally have had to pay taxes every year so I'm excited about the prospect of avoiding two years of taxes in return for paying a $2,000 fine. Is there any way that I can apply to be illegal retroactively? This would yield an excellent result for me and my family because we paid heavy taxes in 2004 and 2005.

Additionally, as an illegal alien I could begin using the local emergency room as my primary health care provider. Once I have stopped paying premiums for medical insurance, my accountant figures I could save almost $10,000 a year.

Another benefit in gaining illegal status would be that my daughter would receive preferential treatment relative to her law school applications, as well as "in-state" tuition rates for many colleges throughout the United States for my son.

Lastly, I understand that illegal status would relieve me of the burden of renewing my driver's license and making those burdensome car insurance premiums. This is very important to me given that I still have college-age children driving my car. If you would provide me with an outline of the process to become illegal (retroactively, if possible) and copies of the necessary forms, I would be most appreciative.

Thank you for your assistance.

Your Loyal Constituent,
Morris (Manuel) Gonzstein (Gonzalez)