Nannies Stealing Bicycles

No bike helmet? Lose your wheels

If you're young and ride a bicycle through town without a helmet, you may end up walking back home. Police here are looking for scofflaws and will snatch the pedals from your feet if you've been warned numerous times but still forgo headgear.

Holliston police, frustrated in trying to drive home the point that riding without a helmet is dangerous and illegal, are hoping the tactic will finally get the attention of young riders.

Police will later seize the sofas of those found to be not wearing underwear. You know, for the safety of the children.

Botox Biden Or What?

Okay my minion, hit me, but what is it with Biden's eyes? Don't feign ignorance or look away. His eyes are puffier than Obama's ego and Michelle's hair.

Educator's Razor Sharp Minds Too Dull To Be Weapons

The stupidity of PC is magnified by the stupidity of those that enforce it.

Island fourth grader suspended for using broken pencil sharpener
A 10-year-old Hilton Head Island boy has been suspended from school for having something most students carry in their supply boxes: a pencil sharpener.

The problem was his sharpener had broken, but he decided to use it anyway.

A teacher at Hilton Head Island International Baccalaureate Elementary School noticed the boy had what appeared to be a small razor blade during class on Tuesday, according to a Beaufort County sheriff's report.

It was obvious that the blade was the metal insert commonly found in a child's small, plastic pencil sharpener, the deputy noted.

In their defense I can hears the echoes of, "I vas only following ze rules!" instead of complimenting him on his ingenuity.