Saturday, October 25, 2008

Kerry Too Dumb To Be Called Stupid

Yep, John F(rench) Kerry wants another New Deal. Since the last one lengthened the Great Depression by approximately seven years and produced such a plethora of un-American programs that even FDR regretted them, especially in light of the fact he never intended for most of them to become permanent.

FDR was a 'messiah' as well. Just like Obama, FDR was idolized in every medium of art and was hung on walls, screened onto to dinnerware and just like Napoleon, was worshiped as a demigod.

If only the Obama was a dedicated Francophile, Kerry would build him an altar on which to surrender America and her ideals over unleavened french bread and a chalice of vichyssoise.

PAPER: John Kerry wants New Deal II...

Each day John Kerry proves he is no student of history. Nor is he up to the task of being taken seriously. By anyone.

I have a new deal for Kerry. Move to Paris and open a dress shop.

Joe The Plumber Is No Bill Ayers!

Why use pipe wrenches when you can use pipe bombs to show your love of country?

Editorial note: my previous "I AM JOE" post seems to have struck a chord, and possibly a nerve or two. As one new fan writes:

"I think it's hilarious you wingnuts want to embrace this wifebeating tax cheat non-plumber as your new populist poster boy. Funny I didn't see your concern when the Murdoch media was trying to destroy Bill Ayers' life."
You make an excellent point, T.S.! Why should us flag-humping reactionaries get all the good flesh-and-blood lumpenproles to rally behind? So, in preemptive compliance with the coming Fairness Doctrine, please allow me to ladle up another helping of righteous populist indignation on behalf of another lovable everyman who's gotten the shaft from the media for daring to speak up. Bumper stickers coming soon.

If you haven't read Iowa Hawk you are missing a real treat. Go read.

Hacking Joe The Plumber To Death

Gotta destroy non-believers, it's the liberal way. Start by hacking all his private information.

Government computers used to find information on Joe the Plumber
Public records requested by The Dispatch disclose that information on Wurzelbacher's driver's license or his sport-utility vehicle was pulled from the Ohio Bureau of Motor Vehicles database three times shortly after the debate.
Information on Wurzelbacher was accessed by accounts assigned to the office of Ohio Attorney General Nancy H. Rogers, the Cuyahoga County Child Support Enforcement Agency and the Toledo Police Department.
It has not been determined who checked on Wurzelbacher, or why. Direct access to driver's license and vehicle registration information from BMV computers is restricted to legitimate law enforcement and government business.
Paul Lindsay, Ohio spokesman for the McCain campaign, attempted to portray the inquiries as politically motivated. "It's outrageous to see how quickly Barack Obama's allies would abuse government power in an attempt to smear a private citizen who dared to ask a legitimate question," he said.
Isaac Baker, Obama's Ohio spokesman, denounced Lindsay's statement as charges of desperation from a campaign running out of time. "Invasions of privacy should not be tolerated. If these records were accessed inappropriately, it had nothing to do with our campaign and should be investigated fully," he said.

It won't matter anyway because everyone that Obama knows, works with, has dinner with or works for him are "just guys in the neighborhood", so Obama, nor anyone connected to his campaign, wouldn't know anything about it. Besides, it all happened when he was just a boy.

Obama Cheats Finally Obey The Law


Bout time.