Wednesday, June 25, 2008

AP Strip Golf

Must be 4 words or less.

Kid golfers, strippers share

My junior tournaments were tame.

Color Paramount At Dem Convention

Popeye & The Colonel Not Welcome

From Organic Fanny Packs to 'Pure' Trash, Party Planners Face Logistical Nightmare

Among them: No fried food. And, on the theory that nutritious food is more vibrant, each meal should include "at least three of the following colors: red, green, yellow, blue/purple, and white." (Garnishes don't count.) At least 70% of ingredients should be organic or grown locally, to minimize emissions from fuel burned during transportation. "One would think," says Mr. Burns, "that the Democrats in Denver have bigger fish to bake -- they have ruled out frying already -- than mandating color-coordinated pretzel platters."

What, no black?