Pelosi: Attacks On Boehner Really All About ME!

Narcissistic Nancy is upset that there might be others who have been attacked more the she! The truth doesn't matter, it is the attacks!

Pelosi: Attacks on Boehner don’t compare to GOP attacks on me

House Speaker Nancy Pelosi (D-Calif.) said Democrats’ criticism of GOP leader John Boehner (Ohio) does not compare to the personal attacks Republicans have levied against her for years.

She then commanded:

“America’s middle class will have a tax cut. It will be done in this Congress. There is no question about that,” the Speaker said.

And with a large poof of smoke all that remained around her throne was the sound of a cackle whispering through the air. Aides to the Speaker conceded that a vote is unlikely as they served cake for all to eat.

UPDATE: An email said that my headline made them think that it was Pelosi who liberals say is the girlfriend. I can only say, Eeewwww.

UPDATE II: A Boehner aide said the liberal rumors about Boehner are "Bullsh*t."

Colbert Used As Smokescreen By Dems To Bury Christopher Coates' Testimony Of Obama DOJ Lies?

It's classic Rahm and it appears to have worked. Colbert is all over the news with his unfunny shtick and Coates' testimony appears to be a second-class story. This is necessary, as with the Boehner story, because Coates actually corroborated former Justice official J. Christian Adams' allegation that the DOJ dismissed the charges against the New Black Panther members (for voter intimidation) based solely on race, not the law. In short, their are civil rights for some and not for others. Sounds Obamaesque, eh?

Come on, these guys were just concerned citizens and Colbert can be really funny which is what Congress needs right now. Some levity. Some relaxing from all the hard work they've been doing. All that heavy lifting giving away money they don't have. It is exhausting. Right?

Governor Chris Christie Takes Magic To CA Kingdom

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