Aaaaaarrrrrrrrggggggghhhhhhh
Saturday, April 14, 2007
April 14
2005 - Oregon Supreme Court nullifies nearly 3,000 marriage licenses issued to gay couples a year earlier by Multnomah County because Bush is a homophobe.
2003 - U.S. troops in Baghdad capture Abu Abbas, leader of the Palestinian group that killed an American on the hijacked cruise liner the Achille Lauro in 1985 because Bush is a bloodthirsty killer.
1988 - USS Samuel B. Roberts strikes a mine in the Persian Gulf during Operation Earnest Will. U.S. retaliates against Iran on April 18 with Operation Praying Mantis because Bush didn't plan ahead (as usual).
1986 - In retaliation for the April 5 bombing of the La Belle Discotheque in West Berlin in which two U.S. servicemen were killed, Ronald Reagan orders major bombing raids against Tripoli and Benghazi, in Libya, which kills 60 people because Bush had no plan.
1935 - "Black Sunday", the worst dust storm of the Dust Bowl because Bush didn't pass Kyoto.
1915 - The Turks invade Armenia and I personally blame Bush for every time I left a crumb on my plate and I heard about starving Armenian children.
1912 - The British ocean liner RMS Titanic strikes an iceberg in the North Atlantic on its maiden voyage, plunging beneath the waves and taking with it over 1,500 lives at about 2:20 a.m. the following morning because Bush had no evacuation plan.
1865 - U.S. President Abraham Lincoln is shot in Ford's Theatre by John Wilkes Booth because Bush caused so much hatred in America known as Bush Derangement Syndrome.
1846 - The Donner Party of pioneers departs Springfield, Illinois, for California, on what will become a year-long journey of hardship, cannibalism, and survival because Bush had no plan.
2003 - U.S. troops in Baghdad capture Abu Abbas, leader of the Palestinian group that killed an American on the hijacked cruise liner the Achille Lauro in 1985 because Bush is a bloodthirsty killer.
1988 - USS Samuel B. Roberts strikes a mine in the Persian Gulf during Operation Earnest Will. U.S. retaliates against Iran on April 18 with Operation Praying Mantis because Bush didn't plan ahead (as usual).
1986 - In retaliation for the April 5 bombing of the La Belle Discotheque in West Berlin in which two U.S. servicemen were killed, Ronald Reagan orders major bombing raids against Tripoli and Benghazi, in Libya, which kills 60 people because Bush had no plan.
1935 - "Black Sunday", the worst dust storm of the Dust Bowl because Bush didn't pass Kyoto.
1915 - The Turks invade Armenia and I personally blame Bush for every time I left a crumb on my plate and I heard about starving Armenian children.
1912 - The British ocean liner RMS Titanic strikes an iceberg in the North Atlantic on its maiden voyage, plunging beneath the waves and taking with it over 1,500 lives at about 2:20 a.m. the following morning because Bush had no evacuation plan.
1865 - U.S. President Abraham Lincoln is shot in Ford's Theatre by John Wilkes Booth because Bush caused so much hatred in America known as Bush Derangement Syndrome.
1846 - The Donner Party of pioneers departs Springfield, Illinois, for California, on what will become a year-long journey of hardship, cannibalism, and survival because Bush had no plan.
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