Petraeus Testimony - Webb Of Lies

Me? I'm a genius and you two are obviously not. My son made the surge work before you even had thought of a surge so now just can you tell me just how well that surge thing is working out for you.

Petraeus Testimony - Ms Clinton's 'Truth'

Congratulations gentlemen on a good job, especially when one views the facts that everything in Iraq sucks and is getting worse even as you say the surge is improving things there. Just ask Bill the polls. If I didn't hate that toe sucking Dick I'd ask him to do a triangulate the Sunni Triangle with dueling polls of truth to power schtick.

Thank you gentlemen.

No Barking Ordinance

City puts bite in 'no barking' ordinance
Mount Dora eyes rule to targets dogs

The city may put a leash on frequent dog-barking.Under a proposed
change in Mount Dora's noise ordinance, dogs won't be able to just keep barking
and barking, creating a disturbance in a neighborhood.

Now if a city wants to show some real compassion they would pass an ordinance banning moonbats from barking for more than an hour a day. I know, but cutting them down by 10% per day is a start.

Remembering 9-11

Here are sites remembering 9-11 and the horror of such a barbaric act by common thugs hiding behind a thin veil of religion.

Go to Texas Fred for updates throughout the day. Never Forget Sept 11, 2001

An Ol’ Broads Ramblings Blah Blah Blog Lord Nazh’s Daily Ramble But That’s Just My Opinion 123beta American and Proud American Truckers at War Reject the U.N. TexasFred’s Diamond in the Rough Long Live the Republic Lubbock Marine Parents Basti Say’s For Serenity’s Sake Political Vindication Blue Star Chronicles Rantings, Ramblings, and Other Miscellaneous Stuff The Median Sib Pierre Legrand Isn’t it Rich GM’s Corner The Discerning Texan Southern Sass on Crime YID With LID Driving Out The Snakes Conservative Cowboy INSIGHT on Freedom Freedom Eden JB’s Corner Israel Matzav Potpourri Warriors For Innocence Big Dog’s Weblog The Outraged Spleen of Zion DeMediacratic Nation Blonde Sagacity Dragon Lady’s World Hillbilly White Trash Pirate’s Cove Invincible Armor MamaArcher’s Blog 1389 Blog Antijihadist Tech Traction Control Freedom’s Cost Miss Beth’s Victory Dance Big White Hat Ironic Surrealism II Cav Mom LittleOleLady Mover Mike The RW Zone

God Bless you Texas Fred for putting this together.

American Peacenik Axes Dutchman To Death For Life

Disturbed anti-war protester can't find soldier, kills civilian with
axe instead

AMSTERDAM, Netherlands (AP) - A U.S. citizen has confessed to using an axe to kill a Dutch student after failing to find a soldier to attack, his lawyer said Tuesday.

The suspect, Carlos Hartmann, 41, of Tecumseh, Mich., has confessed to the Sept. 8 killing on a train platform in the southern city of Roosendaal, defence lawyer Peter Gremmen said. Gremmen said Hartmann wanted to punish the Netherlands for its support of the war in Iraq.

It's all about the love. 'Screw'em, but lov'em' Kos love.

Petraeus Testimony - Sen McCain

Stump speech!

But a good one.

Petraeus Testimony - Karl Levin's World

Gentlemen, Iraq has gone to Hell in a handbasket. It's true. It says so in the New York Times.

There is no improvement. What you are about to say is just a continuation of the litany of lies.

Gentlemen, you want to say....?

Vietnam Wall Defaced

Via This Ain't Hell

Petraeus Testimony - Famous Follicle Sums Up

Gentlemen, Thanks.

You haven't really answered anything because you're not in charge.

God love ya. Go grab a sandwich, you knuckleheads.

Petraeus Testimony - Jim Webb Writes A Book

Gentlemen, be careful how you answer. I've got a gun.

Let me quote Eisenhower.....

Rotations aren't up to snuff. Extended tours. Well being of people. Enfland does this....

General, what do you think?

Please step on your boss' toes by contradicting them.

Petraeus Testimony - Captain Casey Asleep

Thank you gentlemen.

Why are you incompetent? I need a nap.

You'll have to excuse me, I'm nodding off here.

Okay, if Iraqi Security Forces... Is it hot in here?

Our goal is Level One Readiness. Right?

Get ready here. I'm about to pounce now that I've teed the General up....

Why aren't they?

I am nodding here.

Where's my sippy cup?

Petraeus Testimony - Sen. Vitter

General, let me ask you this....

MASSAGE, MASSAGE, MASSAGE, MASSAGE.

Thank you gentlemen.

Petraeus Testimony - Benny Cardin Of The People's Republic Of Maryland

Thanks for the charts, but they're wrong. Displaced people can't targets if they're displaced. They can't be found.

Right?

Petraeus Testimony - Sage Menendez Knows The Back Of The Curtain

Sen. Bob Menendez doesn't need to listen to Petraeus' answers, because he already knows the real answers so there is no need for you to finish anything you might want to say General.

Oh, and by the way General, I know you're not being forthright and don't interrupt me with an answer General. I am a Senator from New Jersey. You do know where New Jersey is don't you General?

Toto, go get the Senator a brain.

Petreaus Testimony - General Obama Cites Failure

General Barack Obama clearly stated that the troops and the two ignoramuses he is lecturing are pretty nice guys, but gee, you're having no impact because of the chief ignoramus in the White House which is why I am looking so stately because the job is mine. Don't you think?

Well, I'm out of time for questions. How unfortunate. Give it to me in writing.

Petreaus Testimony - Boxer Proving She Is Dumber Than A Box

Sen. Barbie Boxer is asking a question in the form of a soliloquy on polls versus military strategy. In her vapid mind polls are more important.

Will she ever shut up?

To Start A Day Of Cleansing

A good start would be for those that have demeaned our country, our troops, our President and the reality of 9-11 to stop lying and to start telling the truth.

The two who should start this are Jack Murtha and John Kerry. They both need to publicly apologize to our soldiers for the lies they have publicly stated about them. They also need to apologize to us, the citizens, and our fallen heroes for hiding their service records and the actual series of events that led to their receiving medals.

That would be a start for a day of cleansing this sixth anniversary of 9-11.

HT COB.

9-11

COWARDS

And the two biggest cowards are Ayman al-Zawahiri and Osama Bin Laden, the planners of mass murder, who hide away like little twin pathological Napoleons.