Thursday, August 28, 2008

DNC Palooza Greek Night - TOGA!

Michael McDonald, aka Ray the Mimic Charles, III, is opening tonight's political drama with patriotic music dedicating America the Beautiful to all those in hopes of getting their country back. Patriotic, that's a change, right? How special.

Cut to a capitalist series of ads.

UPDATE: Jabbering Joe just came out and gave his Wednesday night Bingo speech that he usually gives at a union hall somewhere on the Jersey shore just across the Delaware state line. Can't look too far for votes. Joe don't need no stinkin' borders, but the seven hour old crowd needed some entertainment. After Joe's lies last night Bozo made himself scarce.

Dennis the Menace is on FOX scaring children and the logical. His jeans look nice.

Despite Denny's sense of Liberte', more ads.

[ABC, NBC, CBS are showing football. Typical]

They're saying that it took people 3 - 4 hours to get in and get a seat, kinda like Democrat health care.

Little Dick Durbin is warming up the crowd.

The video is beginning, the dry ice is ready, It's SHOWTIME!!

VIDEO: A masterful mix of Ken Burns-lite like fact and fiction pumping the Obama into a giant. Big on how great momma and her family was and America is (when Michelle ain't around to be unproud).

The messiah has entered.

Phew! He accepted the nomination.

Now he's thanking the drunk, Mr. Spunck and the punk for their talks at the DNC.

[chant] It's Bush's fault. All of it.

America sucks, veterans sleeping on the streets, etc. ENOUGH!

Obama: Bush/Cheney are asking for another term, but he never liked Eight is Enough.

INSERT: Kind words about McCain, but make as many cheap shots and lies about McCain as possible.

Obama is warming up now, really turning on the preacher patios using bogus financial and economic figures. (lies, damned lies and statistics)

Whew, The Audacity of Hope, Cliff Notes edition.

Look out, we got change ahead.

No lobbyists
No tax breaks except for union companies
Cut taxes for 95% of America
No dependence on oil in 10 years
Will end our addiction to oil
Natural gas, clean coal and nuclear power
New fuels, new cars
A new world class education for all (just like his and Michelle's)
A new army of teachers with higher pay
Public service corp or military gets you education foe every single American
Give Congress' health care benefits to all
Make insurance companies pay
Paid days off for everything
Equal pay for all

Gee, this is going to cost what? Obama has a plan to make corps pay and cut waste in govt as he goes line-by-line through the federal budget (by himself)

Moral independence, more insulation, more ladders, more responsibility for parents to do homework.

OBAMA: I'll be a better commander in chief. I really wanted to go after those pecky terrorists while McCain is a wuss who won't even follow bin Laden to his cave. RETREAT! RETREAT! Iraq has the bucks and McCain wants to keep spending money.

Obama knows how to deter and defeat all the bad guys in the world. McCain doesn't. republicans have squandered thelegacy that the Democrats so tiressly built. Obama understands troops and their needs better. RETREAT! RETREAT! Sit down and talk with dictators and talk Iran out of getting the nuclear weapons they already have. He is the messiah after all.

Now the Obama is gettin hot Democrats are just as patriotic as Repubs, so he has news for you John McCain,.....WE ALL PUT OUR COUNTRY FIRST!!!!!!!!!!

AK47's are not part of the first amendment. We disagree about abortion, but we all want less pregnancy. Gays same rights.

Republicans are scaring people, are full of stale ideals and no vision, but even though I'm inexperienced, have a funny name and am (hush BLACK), I am the best nominee because of you and the politics of the past. If it's worked for 200 years, fuggeddaboutit. CHANGE! CHANGE!

He's back on his myths about his work in Ill.

Now he's plagerizing Ronald Reagan and MLK to do his spirit schtick heading to the finish!!!!!!

Obama is moving into his MLK voice building to the BIG finish (bring in God, America, soldiers, spirit) and gear up the Brooks & Dunn.

There should be firworks.

OMG! Here comes the fireworks!! and Jabbering Joe for group hugs on stage for the AP & the NYTs so somebody will look tomorrow.

Movie trailer music (Remember the Titans), confetti and flags everywhere. I must surely have the vapors.

The crowd is mesmerized. Little baracks coming in nine months.

Albrecht Speers would have been proud this very night. What a production!

Now it's time to add up the tab regardless of whether any of this is possible. Lucy got some splainin to do on her shoppin. Gon be spensive.

Cue up "Born in the USA" (Good Lord I have grown so tired of that song).

Wrap up; The same old tired Democrat/Liberal speech, but done very well. Very well indeed, but pudding without substance done very well is still just pudding without substance done very well.

Obama's Terrorist Past Comes Back To Haunt His Critics

Barack Obama, who touts his 'change', is nothing but a minor bully in a large playground of people unafraid of him or the thugs with which he has surrounded himself. He has no change. Everything in his playbook is old hat except he is a tad better at demagoguery than most. Oh, his disdain for the First Amendment is more open than most. That's change, I guess.

Obama campaign confronts WGN radio
On Wednesday evening, Obama's campaign urged supporters to call the radio station to complain.

"Tell WGN that by providing Kurtz with airtime, they are legitimizing baseless attacks from a smear-merchant and lowering the standards of political discourse," the note said.

"It is absolutely unacceptable that WGN would give a slimy character assassin like Kurtz time for his divisive, destructive ranting on our public airwaves," the note continued. "At the very least, they should offer sane, honest rebuttal to every one of Kurtz's lies."

Zack Christenson, executive producer of "Extension 720 with Milt Rosenburg," said the response was strong.

"I would say this is the biggest response we've ever got from a campaign or a candidate," he said.

"This is really unprecedented with the show, the way that people are flooding the calls and our email boxes."

Christenson said the Obama campaign was asked to have someone appear on the show and declined the request. (emp. mine)

I say that Obama is still plotting and planning with his old terrorist friend, Bill Ayers. The only question for me is how many more Ayers are there inside the campaign and hiding in the shadows.

Cast For Obama's Greek Traedy At Invesco Theater

As nations, dictators, Islamfascists, unions and the Democrat Party anxiously wait for the opening curtain, the Obama campaign's presumed cast for this evening's performance has been anonymously released.

Luminaries from around the globe have poured into Denver in hopes of a role or, at the least, to be seen in the glow of the coronation. Caligula was overheard, "Let them drink Pepsi!"

Though not seen, Middle Eastern and European hopefuls, frantically worked behind the scene to make their presence known and their influence felt as their followers danced in the streets in advance of the hoped for cut and run in Iraq.

Street clowns and anarchists gleefully worked late into the night entertaining revelers hoisting golden calves chanting, "Change, change change."


Soros is the highest ranking and most powerful god, the ruler of Mount Olympus, god of the sky.
alGore, together with Hades is one of the two next most senior gods, god of the sea, rivers and springs, floods and earthquakes.
Pelosi is the secret wife of Soros, the goddess Queen of the heavens and stars, of marriage and fidelity.
Michelle is the goddess of the fertile earth and agriculture. Her bounty sustains mankind.
Bill is the goddess of the hunt, animals, wilderness and the protector of young girls.
Biden is the god of prophesy, light, music, healing, disease and medicine and archery.
Hillary is the goddess of wisdom, the crafts (especially weaving, pottery and carpentry), inner beauty, education and defensive war.
Axelrod is the god of fire, workmanship, artisans and weaponry and the craftsman of the gods.
Hoyer is the god of offensive war and slaughter.
Spitzer is the goddess of love, sexuality, outer beauty and attraction.
Wright is the god of guidance, travelers, commerce, inventions, oratory, shepherds, consolation and reunions, athletics, patron of thieves, and messenger of the Gods.
Medea is the goddess of the home, family and the hearth.
Obama is the youngest of the Olympians, and the god of wine, vegetation, fertility and the theater. He alternates with Hestia in ancient lists of the twelve Olympians. Some scholars do not count Dionysus among the Olympian gods because though he is the son of Zeus, his mother was a mortal.

One unidentified man stood high above the crowd wildly fiddling and screaming, "Washington is burning."