As nations, dictators, Islamfascists, unions and the Democrat Party anxiously wait for the opening curtain, the Obama campaign's presumed cast for this evening's performance has been anonymously released.Luminaries from around the globe have poured into Denver in hopes of a role or, at the least, to be seen in the glow of the coronation. Caligula was overheard, "Let them drink Pepsi!"
Though not seen, Middle Eastern and European hopefuls, frantically worked behind the scene to make their presence known and their influence felt as their followers danced in the streets in advance of the hoped for cut and run in Iraq.
Street clowns and anarchists gleefully worked late into the night entertaining revelers hoisting golden calves chanting, "Change, change change."
THE CAST:
Soros is the highest ranking and most powerful god, the ruler of Mount Olympus, god of the sky.
alGore, together with Hades is one of the two next most senior gods, god of the sea, rivers and springs, floods and earthquakes.
Pelosi is the secret wife of Soros, the goddess Queen of the heavens and stars, of marriage and fidelity.
Michelle is the goddess of the fertile earth and agriculture. Her bounty sustains mankind.
Bill is the goddess of the hunt, animals, wilderness and the protector of young girls.
Biden is the god of prophesy, light, music, healing, disease and medicine and archery.
Hillary is the goddess of wisdom, the crafts (especially weaving, pottery and carpentry), inner beauty, education and defensive war.
Axelrod is the god of fire, workmanship, artisans and weaponry and the craftsman of the gods.
Hoyer is the god of offensive war and slaughter.
Spitzer is the goddess of love, sexuality, outer beauty and attraction.
Wright is the god of guidance, travelers, commerce, inventions, oratory, shepherds, consolation and reunions, athletics, patron of thieves, and messenger of the Gods.
Medea is the goddess of the home, family and the hearth.
Obama is the youngest of the Olympians, and the god of wine, vegetation, fertility and the theater. He alternates with Hestia in ancient lists of the twelve Olympians. Some scholars do not count Dionysus among the Olympian gods because though he is the son of Zeus, his mother was a mortal.
One unidentified man stood high above the crowd wildly fiddling and screaming, "Washington is burning."
