Wednesday, April 06, 2011

Time To Address Once Again The Left's List Of Lies About Violence

The Left is still busily cutting and pasting the same list of lies believing that if like monkeys they can write Shakespeare with enough of them typing. It appears they have pared down the list, originally posted in the aptly named Crooks and Liars around 2008, because most of the list has been debunked or their attention span is any longer long enough to copy the entire list.

Yes, it is tiresome to constantly have to hurt their self-esteem by injecting reality, but we must continue to help these cut-and-paste idiot savants.

So, here is the latest list posted by cut-and-paste Shakespearean monkey hopefuls:

– July 2008: A gunman named Jim David Adkisson, agitated at how “liberals” are “destroying America,” walks into a Unitarian Church and opens fire, killing two churchgoers and wounding four others.

-          Adkisson’s former wife had attended the church he shot up which why he chose it as a target, his food stamps were about to be cut off and he couldn’t find a job. This crime was not just about his nutty ideas. It was a crime by a nut.

– December 2008: A pair of “Patriot” movement radicals — the father-son team of Bruce and Joshua Turnidge, who wanted “to attack the political infrastructure” — threaten a bank in Woodburn, Oregon, with a bomb in the hopes of extorting money that would end their financial difficulties, for which they blamed the government. Instead, the bomb goes off and kills two police officers. The men eventually are convicted and sentenced to death for the crime.

-          It appears that these two were right wingers in their heads. At least they had the rhetoric. They also tried to rob a bank or extort money because dear old dad had blown the family piggy bank. I have never known a conservative bank robber, but I have known liberals that have physically attacked others including police officers. As far as they being “Patriot” movement radicals? They probably had a choice between ELF and the patriot movement and though the patriot movement smelled better. They can chalk this one up for the liberal cut-and-paste crowd, but I’m not sure they can be called conservative.

– April 2009: A white supremacist named Richard Poplawski opens fire on three Pittsburgh police officers who come to his house on a domestic-violence call and kills all three, because he believed President Obama intended to take away the guns of white citizens like himself. Poplawski is currently awaiting trial.

-          Poplawski had a long history of violence and instability long before Obama was elected. He wasn’t a conservative.

– April 2009: Another gunman in Okaloosa County, Florida, similarly fearful of Obama’s purported gun-grabbing plans, kills two deputies when they come to arrest him in a domestic-violence matter, then is killed himself in a shootout with police.

-          It appears this gem is about Joshua Cartwright who was a neo-Nazi who believed the government was conspiring to take his guns. The killing began when deputies went to arrest him on domestic violence charges. The problem here is that liberals want to deflect and say any form of Nazi is conservative when that is not true. National Socialists, Nazis, were socialists and socialists cannot be labeled conservative here in America because socialists are of the left as are fascists and communists. Vocabulary and reality won’t change liberal rhetoric because they have too much invested in “the lie” which underpins their secular theology of government.

– May 2009: A “sovereign citizen” named Scott Roeder walks into a church in Wichita, Kansas, and assassinates abortion provider Dr. George Tiller.

-          Roeder allegedly murdered Tiller because Tiller was an abortionist. Tiller was not a political leader so the rhetoric that he was assassinated is just that, rhetoric. More rhetoric is that Roeder was a “sovereign citizen” which I guess is supposed to mean he was conservative. Roeder was deranged and if he was part of the pro-life movement and a conservative he didn’t grasp the basic tenets of either movement which is they are pro-life, not, like liberals, pro-death. His murder of Tiller is anti-pro-life and anti- conservative. Your call whether that makes him a liberal or a nut.
– June 2009: A Holocaust denier and right-wing tax protester named James Von Brunn opens fire at the Holocaust Museum, killing a security guard.

-          In fact, Von Brunn was a liberal Jew hating, 9/11 truther who hated President Bush and had threatened conservative writers and publications. He’s the liberal’s baby since they hatched him.

– March 2010: An anti-government extremist named John Patrick Bedell walks into the Pentagon and opens fire, wounding two officers before he is himself shot dead.

-          First problem: Bedell was a registered Democrat. He also hated the military and was a 9/11 truther. Like most LibProgs Bedell was pissed that he had been arrested for growing pot which he wanted as currency in his brave new world.

– May 2010: A still-unidentified white man walks into a Jacksonville, Fla., mosque and sets it afire, simultaneously setting off a pipe bomb.

-          So now unidentified, thus unknown, perpetrators are automatically conservative.

– July 2010: An agitated right-winger and convict named Byron Williams loads up on weapons and drives to the Bay Area intent on attacking the offices of the Tides Foundation and the ACLU, but is intercepted by state patrolmen and engages them in a shootout and armed standoff in which two officers and Williams are wounded.


Well kids, time to go get more paper and scissors and find more things to spread around your mommy’s Internet. Be sure to get permission before you stay up late and go online. And remember, don’t run with sharp crayons and brush your tooth before you go to bed.