Thursday, March 26, 2009

We The People Stimulus Package



via Jenkins Hill

Obama's World (Our World) Imploding, But Save The NCAA From Itself

Schwarzenegger Opens Up Fairgrounds to Residents of Tent City... but CA can give everybody...
States consider drug tests for welfare recipients... bout time
NKOREA LOADING ROCKET just chat with them
CLINTON WARNS Minnie Me is quaking in his Blow Fish skin boots
PENTAGON DEPLOYS ANTI-MISSILE WARSHIPS Obama the militarist
Roubini Says Stocks Will Drop, Government Will Nationalize More Banks... Obama the Socialist
SOROS: 'I'M HAVING A VERY GOOD CRISIS'... Soros the Socialist who preys on countries
Postal chief says post office running out of money... try email
NYC transit agency adopts fare hikes, service cuts... but NYC can give everybody...
PAPER: Rahm Emanuel's Short FREDDIE MAC stay made him $320,000+... teh insiders insider
PAPER: FOREIGN FAILURES, NEW PREZ FLUNKING GLOBAL TESTS... shoulda studied
EU leader condemns US 'road to hell'; Attack highlights growing rift... just chat with them
URGENT MATTERS: Senate reviewing how college football picks No. 1... R's found some impact
Obama's Spending Plan Faces First Voter Test in New York Race... Developing... rigged test
Back in Boston, Obama's aunt fighting deportation... call nephew, chat
Geithner to Propose Vast Expansion Of Government Oversight... Obama the Socialist
Power to Regulate Hedge Funds, Markets... Obama the Socialist
Task Force to Overhaul Tax Code; 'Rebalance'... Obama the Socialist
AIG employees detail numerous, vile, outrageous death threats... Obama has found the enemy
TENSION: China criticizes new US report on its military... Hillary sure can chat
OBAMA SHOW: Viewership declines for press conference... Obama the long winded bore
CLINTON: USA to blame for much of Mexico violence... Hillary sure can chat

NASCAR STIMULUS PACKAGE CREATES JOBS

From my email

JEFF GORDON FIRES HIS ENTIRE PIT CREW
NASCAR driver Jeff Gordon has announced he has taken advantage of the new Stimulus Package program to employ inner-city youth by firing his professional pit crew and replacing them with ex-gangbangers.

The decision to hire the boys was inspired by a recent documentary on how unemployed youth from street gangs were able to remove a set of wheels from a car in less than 6 seconds, even without proper equipment. Gordon's existing pit crew could only do it in 8 seconds, even with the benefit of hundreds of thousands of dollars worth of high-tech machinery.

The scheme was hailed as an "excellent and bold move" by Gordon's management team, as most races are won or lost in the pits.

At the crew's first practice session, not only was the inexperienced crew able to change all 4 wheels in under 6 seconds, but within 12 seconds they had changed the paint scheme, altered the VIN and sold the car to Dale Earnhardt Jr. for 10 cases of Bud, and a bag of weed.