Tuesday, March 01, 2011

UN To Adopt Report That Pigs Do Fly

UN set to adopt report praising Libya's record

Bloodshed continues but world body hails human rights

In other committee hearings Bango, Zango, Pippin and Poop have all reported that dung don't stink and bacon is Mohammed's favorite snack.

Oh, and that global warming is pernicious and racist. Of course. Can't forget that.

Libyan dead will vote yes unanimously. Remotely, from Lockerbie.