Obama And The Smugness Of Self Righteousness

President of Smug Snitiness? Hey Sarah, "La maman d'Yo porte des bottes de combat."

PC Movies-Popcorn Bad, Granola Bars And Prune Juice Good

I really can't imagine anything better than going to a movie theater to watch the Hurt Locker or Braveheart and have the opportunity to eat granola bars and yogurt and wash it all down with prune juice.

Sony chairman Michael Lynton calls for healthy alternative to popcorn in cinemas

Maybe the theater will have rent-a-mommies to caution us about eating healthy, to cover our eyes at the really bad parts and to make sure our Dr Denton's are buttoned and comfy.

That's what William Wallace would want. Us all safe and warm in the bask of cinematic love.

Chris Matthews: Democrats Totally United?

Just heard Mr. Tingles state that the Demos are like so totally united because Hillary has shown her complete fealty to Obama and Billy has been a good boy, ergo they're all together. Huh?

Evan Bayh. Ahem, he is thinking of actually working in the private sector because if he can create just one job, he will have created more jobs than our current administration has in the last six months.

Health care reform. Now there is a model of being a tight team.

Oh, never mind.

Jabberin' Joe Biden Now Loves 'Bush's" War!

Is this unbelievable or what? Just think, if Joey had his way, he could by 3 times happier!

Joe Biden update: Iraq one of Obama's 'great achievements'

Obama and his cronies will only be angry that Joe said this out loud, no doubt, because they believe it too.

Stimulus Outrage - IPod Giveaway

Polk school district to give iPods to some parents
The school district is using the device to reward parents of children with disabilities who fill out a 10-minute online survey. The district wants to know how well it's connecting with the parents and how to get parents involved in their children's education.

The district is spending about $350,000 in federal stimulus money for the iPods.

Klass Illegally Brandished Utensil, Police And Intruders Horrified

Janet Napolitano repotedly following case closely, may outlaw cutlery in US. Ginsu lobby aghast, but will side with criminals in special backroom deal to protect market share with dull plasticware.

Myleene Klass warned after brandishing knife to deter intruders
Police tell TV presenter she was acting illegally in waving kitchen knife at youths who were peering in window late at night
Hertfordshire police warned her she should not have used a knife to scare off the youths because carrying an "offensive weapon", even in her own home, was illegal.

Global Hoaxing To Get Spy Satellites To Curb Dangerous Icebergs

Spying on Icebergs Instead of Terrorists?

Obama Program Diverts Intelligence Assets to Climate Research

Some man-made disasters are bigger than others. It might be noted that some man-made disasters get votes. And money. Lots of it.

So the Obama administration is diverting valuable satellites used to protect our nation to aid the suspect science of man-made global warming. So, instead of tracking known murderers who have high jacked a religion to justify their proven slaughter of innocents, the administration will track icebergs to try to prove that Mother Earth has a cold which will lead to a disastrous fever sometime in the future.

Nerdic Terrorism?

Let's see, a lonely nerd gets lonely and decides to blow up a plane?

Crazy, I'm crazy for feelin' so lonely,
I'm crazy, crazy for feelin' so blue......

Crazy, I'm crazy for fruit of the loom
I'm crazy for tryin' and crazy for cryin'
I'm crazy to make you go boom

Web Posts Suggest Depressed, Lonely Terror Suspect
Those posts, beginning in 2005, show a teenager looking for a new life outside his boarding school and wealthy Nigerian family.

Most of all, they paint a portrait of someone who seems lost and needs someone to hear him.

The postings seem hastily written and are replete with spelling and grammar errors. In one, on Jan 28. 2005, he wrote: "i am in a situation where i do not have a friend, i have no one to speak too, no one to consult, no one to support me and i feel depressed and lonely. i do not know what to do."

Hug a nerd and save the world.

ACK! The Terror Of Second Hand Smoke

CIA REPORT: 'Unauthorized' Interrogation Methods Included Second-Hand Smoke...

The IG's office described this smoke-blowing as one of several "unauthorized or undocumented techniques" it discovered had been used in isolated incidents by CIA employees interrogating high-level al-Qaida terrorists. "

An Agency (redacted phrase) interrogator admitted that, in December 2002, he and another (redacted phrase) smoked cigars and blew cigar smoke in al-Nashiri's face during the interrogation," said the IG report.

The IG, however, was unable to clearly establish that the smoke-blowing was intended to force Nashiri to cough up what he knew about al-Qaida's plans.

"The interrogator claimed they did this to 'cover the stench' in the room and to help keep the interrogators alert late at night," said the IG report. "This interrogator said he would not do this again based on 'perceived criticism.' Another agency interrogator admitted that he also smoked cigars during two sessions with al-Nashiri to mask the stench in the room. He claimed he did not deliberately force smoke into al-Nashiri's face." The interrogators learned their lesson: Don't blow smoke at terrorists.

The report did not mention the unauthorized second hand smoke at the World Trade Center, the Pentagon nor the effects of this technique on people near the crash site of Flight 93 in Pennsylvania.

Thriller Everywhere

Please, somebody tell me that Michael Jackson's memorial is not on all 3 networks, CNN, FOX and every other channel.