I really can't imagine anything better than going to a movie theater to watch the Hurt Locker or Braveheart and have the opportunity to eat granola bars and yogurt and wash it all down with prune juice.
Sony chairman Michael Lynton calls for healthy alternative to popcorn in cinemas
Maybe the theater will have rent-a-mommies to caution us about eating healthy, to cover our eyes at the really bad parts and to make sure our Dr Denton's are buttoned and comfy.
That's what William Wallace would want. Us all safe and warm in the bask of cinematic love.
