In a fig leaf of peace to Muslims here and abroad President Barack Obama today announced Mohammed Saeed al-Sahhaf as the replacement of Bob Gibbs as White House press secretary.
Mohammed Saeed al-Sahhaf has been a peer of Gibbs and a highly placed White House source confirmed that al-Sahhaf has long been suspected of being Sen. John Kerry's speech writer when Gibbs also worked for Kerry.
Asked about the stunning defeat of Democrats in the last election and the installation of Rep. John Boehner as Speaker, al-Sahhaf described Boehner as "the leader of the international criminal gang of bastards," and that "God will roast their stomachs in hell at the hands of Obama' minions."
Neither Robert Gibbs nor Nancy Pelosi could be reached for comment. Both were reported still at at the exotic Four Seasons Resort Hualalai at Historic Ka’upulehu in Kona on the island of Hawaii planning their leadership agenda for the 112th Congress.
