Make bad decisions, cave to bribery and suffer from a federal bureaucracy that could starve at a feast and your business will fail. Not anymore.
Nanna Fed to the rescue. With our money.
President announces rescue plan for U.S. autos
It's time for you to buy that new 1,00,000,000 inch HD TV. Get that Rolls Royce to drive to the welfare office. Make your double-wide a quadruple-wide 4 story mansion with strobe lit fountains for those Kobe beef BBQs. Oh, and pay double the prevailing wages for all the work. Don't worry your little head. Nanna Fed will give you low interest loans to pay it all off with their Bad Decisions R'nt Us program.
These bailouts prove government shouldn't be involved in business. They have no business sense. They have an agenda. And they're too stupid to find their own butt with both hands and directions.