When the Red Planet's local boy, Dennis Kucinich, decided to impeach Cheney I thought if this made it out of committee it is something I should look at. So I tried.
Key words (to me) that Bob tries to couch his logic within:The Impeachment Of Dick Cheney
After all, one year ago yesterday, we elected the Democrats in overwhelming
numbers to amplify our screaming voices to a decibel loud enough to penetrate
the unchecked corridors of power in Washington -- we hired this party to speak
for us and to use this expressed authority to end the war and to hold this
historically unpopular executive regime accountable.
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"overwhelming numbers to amplify our screaming voices to a decibel loud enough to penetrate the unchecked corridors of power in Washington." What a crap filled crock of wishful thinking cloaked in ignorance. That corruption merely capped Republican's conservative demise making them nothing more that pork filled big government Democrats would corrupt liberal dreams of a populace dreamily cheering them and their ideals to the forefront of history. Cesca's mandate for the immediate end of American involvement in Iraq is beyond delusional, it is an outright lie that the left has hung its hat on. Their heads will be cold this winter.
I'm sure someone takes Bob Cesca seriously, but as the "the el miriachi of comedy" he created a "new kind of comedy about a new kind of war" titled The War Effort, which Bob calls "a satirical documentary about the nation's post-9/11 knee-jerk patriotism. " By jingoism, I think he's got it! The comedians are all really sad don'tcha know.
To emphasize his knee-jerk liberalism, Bob also wrote these thought provoking phrases meant to sway the masses, the great unwashed masses that Bob and his betters are protecting through the jingoism of liberal defeat and self doubt:
"the collapse of Karl Rove's thousand-year Reich"
"the Bush administration's pro-torture policy"
"the regime's unitary executive theory"
"Dick Cheney: the most subversive political villain of our time"
"Dick Cheney: a man who has proudly committed innumerable high crimes"
"the Republicans still hold a collection of Democratic balls inside a cryogenic flask hidden somewhere on the Mall"
"a majority of Americans, including a majority of independent voters, support the impeachment of Dick Cheney"
"their collective objections to the vice president's malfeasance"
"To the neocons and Bush Republicans, logic, compassion, reason and rationality are the stuff of the "faggy" left wing"
"When the Democrats acquiesce on torture or impeachment or anything that might reunite them with their balls"
"don't expect hand-holding and mutual masturbation between the Bush Republican White House and the Democratic Congress"
How sad Bob.
UPDATE: My sister just e-mailed me to tell me that she thinks Bob Cesca is really just a cover name for a popular bodice ripping Harlequin Books novelist. Could be.
